Kay McConaughey Is Awesome
It's nice to hear that crazy runs through the veins of the entire McConaughey family. I'm sure they also share the same bong too. In her new book called "I Amaze Myself," Kay McConaughey confirms she's related to Matthew by giving us way too much information.
In one section, Kay writes that her husband died doing sexy times with her. She writes, “On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing But it was just the best way to go!”
When the paramedics arrived and couldn't revive him, she didn't bother covering up his nekkid body. “I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift." This horny memaw is my kind of people.
She also admits that Matthew was a "happy accident." After she married Jim for a third time (!!!), Kay didn't know what she wanted to do with her life. “I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school? That’s when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!”
I need to find a way to marry into this family. They must be smoking some of the serious good shit. Take note, White Oprah. This is how a celebrity's mother should talk to the media!
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This isn't as bad as Miley lying across her daddy's crotch, or Hulk Hogan buttering his baby's buns but it's right up there with creepy!
There are some things you NEVER want to know about and one of them is your parents having sex.
i can totally picture her with a tamborine, sitting cross legged and naked in the living room as matthew bounces in after a hard day in first grade.
i wonder if Matteo inherited his dad's "gift"
i always picture him talking like his character on dazed and confused........ i like him!
They put the fun in dysfunctional
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Well, this explains everything! Matthew never even had a chance.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Okay Matthew, I finally understand. You poor thing. You've never even seen normal, have you?
Mama Kay, shut your wrinkled, dried up hole! Isn't your generation supposed to have some damn dignity and decorum? Crazy old bat!
After marrying the same guy for the THIRD time she was actually comtemplating having an affair? What a nutcase.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Submitted by Clarisse on August 27, 2008 - 8:11am.
Mrs K.,
I don't wonder why you take drugs. I DO wonder why you don't share!
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I am a greedy beeotch.
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An unstoppable force of knowledge, Big Toe’s got the scoop on all the latest info, and knows what’s going down at all times... Except for when it comes to you. What’s up with you? Big Toe wants to know.
Mrs K.,
I don't wonder why you take drugs. I DO wonder why you don't share!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Wow, I LMAO through that entire post. Is this old woman serious?! “I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift." I'm guessing his "gift" was a third nipple..no?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
This TOTALLY explains it!!
Wow...she reminds me of Magda(i think that was her name) from There's something about Mary. I bet she suntans NUDE. ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Matt's Mom: T.M.I. Thanks for sharing, I'm sure Matt is so proud of you now.
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
This is a joke....right?
Please let this be a joke!!
(And people wonder why I take drugs.)
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An unstoppable force of knowledge, Big Toe’s got the scoop on all the latest info, and knows what’s going down at all times... Except for when it comes to you. What’s up with you? Big Toe wants to know.
OMG - this is exactly what happened to Sgt. Esterhaus on Hill Street Blues!
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
No Words pretty much summed it up for me.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
So if I'm not mistaken, she had a bit of necrophilia for maybe a couple minutes? Doesn't anyone else find that kind of [really] creepy??
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Hi5.
"She's not even wearing exquisite lucite heels. EPIC FAIL!" - MK on 8-26-08
Ah yes, Mom sharing with the world about Dad's "gift".
Something about this family always makes me think of the classic 80s comedy "Overboard."
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
"But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him."
Hell, when that happens to me, I just figure he's finished, so I roll off and pick up the $20 on the nightstand and leave.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
That's the way i'd like to go. Fuckin'
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El Dude/Walter'08
Why does she look like her teefs ar going to fall owt?
Ew. That whole family needs to shower for about 3 days & sew their mouths shut.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Best laugh I had so far. I wonder how long it took her to realize he wasn't making a sound?
Um yeah
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
According to Amazon, this blockbuster is going straight to paperback.
Wow. So Matthew's mom fucked his dad to death? No wonder he keeps the bong close at hand!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This family 'gift' could explain his brother being named Rooster.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 27, 2008 - 8:59am.
but did mattchew recieve the big ding dong gene or what?
LOL. Inquiring minds want to know! You know when they get this genetic engineering stuff figured out, that gene will be the most popular. Probably ahead of the ones that would keep you from getting inherited diseases and conditions.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
I always want my mother to talk about sex with my dad, specially to the media.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 27, 2008 - 7:56am.
Nice to see the boys came by their redneck insanity naturally...
"Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school?"
W-W-W-W-What?
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No kidding.
"Do I want to take nude bongo lessions? Climb Mt. Everest? Watch Judge Judy?"
That entire family is insane. Poor Levi.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
No i just cant stop thinking about big glistening rock hard dicks on this hump day
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
The really scary thing is that she probably had a ghost writer to "help" her write the book.
"...and his 'gift'." Priceless.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Gawd, can't anyone in that family just shut their yaps? Too fucking much information from a bunch of lunatics. And Mama appears to be HBIC of the nuthouse.
My new introduction..."Hello, I amaze myself"
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
I think McConaughey senior just PLAYED dead during sexy times so that he could escape via ambulance, and he now resides happily in Mexico. Maybe with Olivia Newton-Johns ex-boyfriend.
by Dirk Diggler on August 27, 2008 - 10:11am.
And I'm sure Matt was not embarrassed in the least by his mother's comments.
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LMAO I was going to say the same! lol
And I'm sure Matt was not embarrassed in the least by his mother's comments.
oooookaaayyyy...check and mate...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Hmmmmmmmmmm. What shall I do with my life?
Do I want to have another baby? (just to get laid)
Do I want to have an affair (just to get laid)
Or go back to school? (just to get laid)
OR just go get laid by King Dong.
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
guess there are a few missing branchs from the family tree
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
Wow, her crazy is OUT THERE for the planet to see.
How did Matt keep this firecracker under wraps for so long? Don't leave the new baby alone with this psycho.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
but did mattchew recieve the big ding dong gene or what? Stop showing us your damn baby and pull out the garden hose you bongo beating momma boy!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Just the other day I was wondering to myself, "When will the McConagay's mom get around to writing a book?"
Somebody hook me up with what that family has!
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Nice to see the boys came by their redneck insanity naturally...
"Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school?"
W-W-W-W-What?
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
hot ass meemaw!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
ha! awesome
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