The Twin Messiahs Are Fine
If your a reporter and you're interviewing Brad Pitt, if you don't ask how the chosen ones are doing, a curse will be placed on you. I'm pretty sure of it. At a press conference for "Burn After Reading" in Venice, Brad was asked how the chosen ones are doing. He said, "The twins are fine." He then raised his glass of holy water, toasted and took a sip. Half of the room fainted.
When Brad said they were fine, he really meant, "They can speak 10 languages, they are on their way to finding the cure for cancer and they just qualified for the Olympics in 2012. They will compete in every single event."
George Clooney, who was also at the press conference, was asked the question he always gets asked. When is he going to get married and have kids? He said, "I am so surprised to hear that question. This honestly is the first time I've ever been asked that question. I'm getting married and having children today." Brad added, "And until then, I'll be sharing mine with him." Seriously, they should just get married to each other already.
Here's the two old goats at the Venice Film Festival today. Brad, please burn that hat after wearing. Thank you. I also threw in some pictures of my favorite ginge shemalien, Tilda Swinton.
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Clooney sure is touchy-feely with Bradley
I still think Angeloonie sucked the hot right out of Brad, I mean The Clooney is older and looks better, just sayin'
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Submitted by missy on August 27, 2008 - 8:32am.
Tilda looks wonderful. Not everyone could pull off that outfit but she is.
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I was thinking that, too. I love Tilda's style. She's so edgy and interesting. A lot of her clothes are wearable art, like the above ensemble. She has such an allure about her. Fascinating woman.
And she's such a great actress, I've believe seen all her films. and GODDAMN if she isn't brilliant in all of them.
If you haven't seen "Michael Clayton", rent it NOW. It's insane how good she is in it.
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Aw man, i'm sorry but Tilda Swinton freaks me out!
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ha ha ha!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on August 27, 2008 - 8:38am.
He would not be so tore the f*ck down if he'd stayed with Jen!
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*sigh*
I was on the crapper and my Dumbshit Comment Radar was going off. I came a-runnin' and guess what I found? Your comment!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Isnt is OSAMA who is caved up in pakistan?
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My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
he is positively puke inducing.
yukkkkkkkk
They are there to promote a movie and not there private lives. So lame. I would have said no comment to both questions.
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Submitted by charlottecorday on August 27, 2008 - 8:37am.
Why can't Pitt take his boyfriend's politics to heart instead of his girlfriend's? He will probably support Obama's invasion of Pakistan just so the lesser half can have new photo ops.
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Huh? Obama's invasion of Pakistan? What the fuck are you talking about? Not only is he not the President or the President elect...but he's never said he plans on invading Pakistan. Also, any discussion concerning whether we will allow Pakistan to be complicit with terrorism was made PRIOR to the voluntary resignation of Mushariff.
charlottecorday,
Obama's invading Pakistan?? I suggest mountain trekking and the markets. Very fun and beautiful.
Submitted by madam s. on August 27, 2008 - 7:36am.
Tilda would have those two boy toys for lunch and still feel peckish.
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Hah! I love it.
I wonder what Tilda shoots into her skin to make herself look so fresh and young and newly hatched. She should do Brad a favour and lend him some.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""" last week. I am wondering what kind of
relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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GOOD MORNING my ginge goddess!
Her outfit is GORGEOUS. She's GORGEOUS.
And even though the promos for this new Coen Brothers film looks suspect, I may lay my eyeballs on it...if only for Tilda and Francis McDormand.
Three words...Just For Men
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on August 27, 2008 - 9:38am.
He would not be so tore the f*ck down if he'd stayed with Jen!
YES HE WOULD BITCH IS DAMN NEAR FIFTY!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
NO MORE JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
ha ha okAY!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
He would not be so tore the f*ck down if he'd stayed with Jen!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Why can't Pitt take his boyfriend's politics to heart instead of his girlfriend's? He will probably support Obama's invasion of Pakistan just so the lesser half can have new photo ops.
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Ginge Alert!
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
Celebrity aside, they are some good looking men. If I saw them out, I would think "Damn. Gay guys are always the hottest." Love thumbnail 4.
Tilda needs some chapstick.
Tilda would have those two boy toys for lunch and still feel peckish.
Tilda rocks! More Tilda and her mens :D
Now this, this is The Brad where he belongs.
*wipes single tear streaming down cheek*
This makes me happy.
The Brad and The Clooney, the perfect couple.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Tilda looks wonderful. Not everyone could pull off that outfit but she is.
Clooney and Pitt need go go off and suck on eachothers dicks for a while. blech.
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Is he going on a fucking safari down in George's jungle? He looks like a dumbass.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ