Solange, Solange, Solange....
Maybe Solange's vision isn't working so well because she's been stuffed down in the basement for so long without any light. What is the meaning of this? Once again, she ruins a fine outfit with just a touch of fuckery. And by "she ruins" I mean Beyonce told her to wear that shit. It looks like she got mad at Beyonce so she kicked a baby skunk in the ass and got stuck.
Beyonce probably took some of her old weave hair, superglued it to some Payless shoes and told Solange that this was some limited-edition shit straight from Tokyo. Solange was hesistant at first and said, "Are you sure these shoes didn't come from that fake Bigfoot costume? They kind of smell like fish guts and moonshine." Beyonce gave her the eye roll and responded, "Do you want to go back to the basement?"
Here's my girl Solange looking lovely from the calves up at TRL in NYC yesterday.
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Claaarrrissseee! rraarrrr..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
ReallY???
What the...
*shakes head and leaves*
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
God. Every single time... you scroll down and GROSS!!! ...outfit ruined with some dumb shit on her legs/feet.
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK, duh.
Missy! Your Mom! Snowpiece, Oh MY!! Lions, and tigers, And Bears, OH MY!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
It would have been really cute if she had worn the right shoes.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Huh. And my bf thought my fuzzy boots were bad!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
She is a cute girl and everything, but man her style just sucks..there is nothing trendy, tasteful about her accessories...she is trying to hard for attention.
Maybe she got a gig playing a Budweiser Clydesdale in a commercial.
I betcha wherever she goes, she leaves a trail of clean floors.
I need to get me some of those...
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
those tights from yesterday would have completed the look.
i do think she's a cute girl tho.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
OH my god,HA! This made my day, I almost burst out laughing at my desk when my screeen revealed the "shoes"
MK your very existence makes me think maybe there is a god after all.
Is this what all the hip kids are wearing these days? Or just the ones with mothers who are incredibly bad "designers"?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
"Beyonce probably took some of her old weave hair, superglued it to some Payless shoes and told Solange that this was some limited-edition shit straight from Tokyo. Solange was hesistant at first and said, "Are you sure these shoes didn't come from that fake Bigfoot costume? They kind of smell like fish guts and moonshine." Beyonce gave her the eye roll and responded, "Do you want to go back to the basement?"
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omg MK you are so fucking hilarious
.....fish guts and moonshine...
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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OMG she's killed a muppet! This is the worst crime ever! I'ma call peta, how dare she slay a muppet in the name of "fashion!"
y tu mama tambien!
Fuggs.
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.