Tuesday, August 26th 2008

Don't Rain On Ricky Martin's Turkey Baster Baby Parade!

Some Catholic cardinal is getting all bitchy with Ricky Martin because he used a surrogate mother to carry his twin boys.

The cardinal of Honduras compared the way Ricky became a father to raising cattle. Oscar Andres Rodriguez said: "What Martin did diminishes the dignity of a human being. You can't just buy or rent life. It's even worse when someone famous and in the public eye is doing it." Um....does Cardinal Oscar know about Saint Angelina? He's probably been warned by the powers above not to say anything bad about her or else he may disappear in a cloud of smoke!

Cardinal Oscar isn't the only one who thinks Ricky Martin is a sinner. Mexican talkshow host Esteban Arce said: “Ricky, the truth is that’s it’s bad. I don’t support or applaud him. He’s a degenerate, and I feel sorry for those kids. I don’t think it’s right to deny children of maternal figures, just because you have a big ego. These kids are going to be raised without mothers."

Whatever. Ricky is going to be a wonderful mother. Who says you need to be raised by two parents to turn out right? I mean, my father didn't help raise me and look how I ---- bad example.

And there's nothing wrong with being a degenerate! All my friends and family members are degenerates!

Although, these dumb hos may have a point. Instead of using a surrogate, Ricky should have called me up instead. I would have helped him out. I'm pretty sure my non-existent eggs are busted up, but we could have tried all night and all day. I believe in miracles.....and butt sex.

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Religion aside... when did having a baby become like shopping for a new puppy? I totally understand COMMITTED couples who have been unsuccessful at conveiving on their own trying alternative meathods, but that's only a fraction of the of the cases we see these days. Okay, so your a single male and can't make a baby on your own... go adopt one of the millions of parentless children and provide a loving home to them. Our society strongly promotes adopting dogs and cats before breeding or buying from a puppy mill/pet store, but isn't that exactly what RM is doing? It's just a uterus instead of a puppy mill.

Aunt Bea's picture

I would rather see Ricky Martin as a mother then I would Jenna Jameson any day

jd.xy's picture

The Catholic church should just shut the F up. No other organisation in history has done so much to mess people up. The priests and bishops need to let the little molested boys out of it's church closets.

Dirk Diggler's picture

I sure hope that Ricky is doing it for the right reason and not to revive his fledging career by way of extra publicity. He wouldn't be the first to use his children as props for photo ops.

TiredofthisCrap's picture

Well Brangelina is not Catholic, so Catholic Church will not comment on their actions.

Also Brangelina adopted vs used surrogate to have children and had natural children.

Eh, I think people who use in vitro and spend thousands of dollars to have baby are selfish and egotistical as well.(Relative did in vitro with hubby, bitch has a beard now, they spent tens of thousands of dollars to have one child) There are hundreds of thousands of children who need a homes. If I had the resources I'd adopt before I would have another child. That's just me and my two cents.

I don't think Ricky will be a bad parent but I can see why he is being criticized for what he did. It seems we are moving away from the traditional family unit in a huge way. Why bond and create a family when you can use a surrogate(men) or sperm donation(women)?

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Edit: I can't snark on Ricky. He actually wants to be a Dad.

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Sheeeeeeeeet that priest be livin la viDUH LOCA!

I hate his music but IDGAF!!!!!!

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Just dont put them babies in Manudo mother bitch!

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Submitted by Raniya on August 27, 2008 - 7:42am.
And about the priest, well what do you expect, it is Latinamerica where the Catholic Church still has a strong hold among the poor and the illiterate

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Lol, exactly--the EXTREMELY wealthy, gold-gilded Catholic Church in Latin America that figuratively laughs in the face of the poor and illiterate every single day.

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@Applehead
Out of all of the stupidity and insanity brought forth by ignorance you make and EXTREMELY valid point.

"That gal in the news today that is a HETERO was trying to sell her 5yr old daughter into a sex-slave situation for a new car. There was some deal that was being worked in for the 10month old as well. Apparently the "mother" (if you can really call her that) wanted to watch as the 5 yr old was being raped. My point being is that a bad person is a bad person whether it be gay, straight, inbred whatever"

People don't even give a crap about their own kids anymore and we sit around biotching about gay/straight/black/white/religious/ etc.....
STFU and do something about your neighbor who is sexually abusing their own children!!!!!

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Estaban Arce is really a no one, his only claim to be fame was that he used to be in a gossip show called Cotorreando in Miami. He always made mean comments towards artist and he was not taken seriously. And about the priest, well what do you expect, it is Latinamerica where the Catholic Church still has a strong hold among the poor and the illiterate

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Who's the Catholic Church to talk?

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

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Ricky Martin seems to be one of the most sincere and real 'celebs' ever. He spends MASSIVE and I mean MASSIVE amounts of time doing charity work and donating his time and resources to fight for causes he feels close to. You cant hate on him, whatever MAYBE he is gay big fuckin deal he still is unselfish and private, thats enough for me. At least all of his 'charity' and 'contribution's' are not made a public announcement like some other people. Let him be there is enough real shit to worry about other them some sexy Latin beast becoming a father of 2. I bet those kids are adorable. I wish him nothing but the best. The Catholic Church is a $cam just like every other religion who really gives a shit what they think.

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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These priests are just mad Ricky's baster babies won't be attending his parish in the upcoming years to get fondled.

And if straight people can have spawn and fuck them up, then give everyone the same right!

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The altar boy fuckers club needs to STFU and sit the fuck down.

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I just want to say that I´m a religious christian who knows her bible and I get a nauseous feeling everytime I see people doing all these egocentric things for their own glorificatin all the time (i.e. Brangelina), like having babies and selling their pics, basing their self-identy on their sexuality and stuff like that. Well, even though I´m really hardcore like that I still want to wish Ricky MArtin all the happiness in the world and those kids as well. I have nothing but the deepest loathing for the evil little men who are trying to raise their own status by lowering his. The catholic priest is no christian! I´m not a RM fan at all, I find him quite ridiculous, but his love for those kids must be central, and his need to be a parent should be respected as the highest goal of a human life. I have not been blessed with the instinct to have kids, and I find myseld missing out on something that I don´t know what is. People who really want to have kids and really dedicate their life to them are my heros. I have no doubt RM will do that and that´s why I say: Congratulations!

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How did Saint Angelina get a free pass on this type of criticism?

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Newportjoey,

>>>(and you casual drop in's think the DLISTED Sluts are 'out there', try Ebay fanantics, christ on a cracker ).

Hell yes! Just go over to the discussion boards, thats some hard core shit there! The private powerseller board is the worst.

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Ricky tried and tried and tried to get his lover prgnant from sex but the dude just wouldn't get pregnant, especially from all the fudge packing.

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sexy's picture

He looks like a pepaw!

roxie's picture

I wonder if he chose the sex of the babies. Clayken had a boy...

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MK pleeeease take down that jiggly thong ass over there.

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TV!!!! LMAO

He did not!!!!!

He doesn't even watch sports. tee hee

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 27, 2008 - 12:32am.

Metrosexual, in that he had sex with four dudes that play for the Mets.

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RICKY IS NOT GAY! He was just a little confused because he entered Menudo at a crucial time in his boyhood. He's just very metrosexual. :)

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ricky is gay??? No Way. are you serious?? this is a cruel joke, right???

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You know, I've been so involved in selling my Late Auntie's Estate on Ebay (and you casual drop in's think the DLISTED Sluts are 'out there', try Ebay fanantics, christ on a cracker ).

Anywhooo...My children were raised by a gay father. There early years were like a Ralph Lauren commercial. Nobody turned out to be a serial killer, (but I do like Dexter).

It's the luck of the draw. Just wait until the kids want to go Goth...then we can see how he handles things.

Maybe James Haven is available to manny?

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LEAVE RICKY ALOOOOOONE!

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Hey MK, do you like "Da Butt"?

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I think he'll be a great parent. As for them not having mothers, so the fuck what? I imagine there will be plenty of people helping raise them.

Would they rather these children be raised by Mommie Dearest? (sorry. I'm a little biased about the whole "you HAVE to have a mother thing. Thanks Mom.)

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I don't know him personally, but he seems like an overall nice guy. He has been very charitable for many years (without cramming it in our face).
If he wants children, then why is this cardinal judging him? I think there are way more pressing issues in Honduras than this. Same goes for the Catholic church. Best of luck to Ricky and his babies.

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*cue "Macho Man" by the Village People*

Parts of this thread kind of remind me of the movie.."In & Out" (Kevin Kline & Tom Selleck) where the people in the auditorium...in support of their gay teacher - stand up one by one and state.."I'm gay"..."I'm gay!"..."I'm gay!" I loved that movie!

Tolerance begins at home. It starts in the heart of every parent (gay or straight).

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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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If I had to give up a child for some reason, I would absolutely let a gay couple adopt! Who is to say they can't love a child as much, and give a child good values? That is ridiculous!

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i'm taking my chances that ricky will make a better father than some catholic priest who preys on young children...
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"Submitted by jussayin on August 26, 2008 - 9:09pm.

I'd give a gay man a male child to raise before I'd give him to a Catholic priest...."

Me three (following Tigerlilly)

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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 26, 2008 - 10:21pm.
All you people that said you would, I really would like to see this.

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Funny. I find it just as difficult to believe someone would omit potentially good parents based on their sexual orientation.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 26, 2008 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by jussayin on August 26, 2008 - 9:14pm.

While you two bitch-fight over licky-Ricky, I stealing the Silver Foxling (aka Andy Cooper). ;)

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All you people that said you would, I really would like to see this. If only there was a reality show on this topic.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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Submitted by FatMartha on August 26, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Wait... Sexy Ricky never came out of the closet did he? If he did... I am so behind the times...

Nop, he still swears he is straight. He dated some mexican model Rebecca de Alba for like 14 years...
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Submitted by jussayin on August 26, 2008 - 9:14pm.
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Oh no you di'nt try to bogart my gays...It's on bitch, it's on...

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 26, 2008 - 10:09pm.

Stand in line, bitch...Oh, and just so you know, I'm no. 38 in the Ellen/Portia lottery too, so don't even...Yeah, stare at the back of my gay lovin' parent needin' head and...get used to it...;-)

...be careful I'll whup a bitch like I'm Faith Evans and you're Kelly Osbourne over some rich parents. I keep calling Oprah but that bitch won't return my calls. But I won't discriminate, even Rosie O'Donnell can adopt me....for a nominal fee.
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Submitted by jussayin on August 26, 2008 - 9:09pm.
I'd give a gay man a male child to raise before I'd give him to a Catholic priest....
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Wait... Sexy Ricky never came out of the closet did he? If he did... I am so behind the times...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 26, 2008 - 10:06pm.
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I'd give a gay man a male child to raise before I'd give him to a Catholic priest....

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Submitted by Flatsy on August 26, 2008 - 10:04pm.

makes me snicker everytime too...lovingly borrowed from some extremely funny gays...;)
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Submitted by jussayin on August 26, 2008 - 8:51pm.
....shit, I want to be adopted by Ricky Martin
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Stand in line, bitch...Oh, and just so you know, I'm no. 38 in the Ellen/Portia lottery too, so don't even...Yeah, stare at the back of my gay lovin' parent needin' head and...get used to it...;-)

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86% of serial killers are heterosexual

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