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Michael Jackson (50)
Carla Gugino (37)
Meshell Ndegeocello (40)
Frances Ruffelle (43)
Rebecca De Mornay (46)
Robin Leach (67)
Joe Schumacher (69)
Elliot Gould (70)
Richard Attenborough (85)

Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:04pm.

Happy birthday, MJ!

Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:46pm.

DAMn dude is nearly 20 years older than me...I had no idea...

Your face!

Submitted by Freak Speely on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 5:34pm.

Wacko Jacko, Sally O'Malley's got a high kick and a "IIIIIIIIIIIII'M FIFTY!" for you!

Submitted by Sayonara on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 3:29pm.

Happy Birthday to all! Mr. Jackson during the days of "Off the Wall" and "Thriller" you have bought us countless hours of entertainment. Happy Birthday!

Virgos are in the house!

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 12:42pm.

Happy Birthday, Michael! Shamonnnnnn!

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 12:13pm.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 11:10am.
The Way You Make Me Feel
(The Way You Make Me Feel)
You Really Turn Me On
(You Really Turn Me On)
You Knock Me Off Of My Feet
(You Knock Me Off Of My Feet)
My Lonely Days Are Gone
(My Lonely Days Are Gone)

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Chamon, Mrs. K--gimme some Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'. Hee Hee! *grabs crotch*

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 12:10pm.

The Way You Make Me Feel
(The Way You Make Me Feel)
You Really Turn Me On
(You Really Turn Me On)
You Knock Me Off Of My Feet
(You Knock Me Off Of My Feet)
My Lonely Days Are Gone
(My Lonely Days Are Gone)

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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...

Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 12:08pm.

Happy Birthday to the King of Pop!

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Submitted by AgentM on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 10:27am.

I bet he fucked the chimp.

Submitted by Chicaloca on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 10:15am.

Happy B-Day Mike

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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 10:13am.

happy bday meshell...i prefer to love the michael jackson up to "thriller" ...after that not so much...

and seriously, john mccain is only 72?? i sure thought he was older...

happy bday to all the bday sluts...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 10:12am.

Happy Birthday Sir Richard Attenborough.

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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K

Submitted by justice on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:51am.

Happy Birthday MJ!!

You're still a legend in my book! Sort it out and enjoy your days.

--thanks awfully--

Submitted by bourgie on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:47am.

Submitted by Albatross on August 29, 2008 - 9:40am.
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Submitted by bourgie on August 29, 2008 - 9:33am.
hey you forgot John McCain.
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I'd sure like to.

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LOL I'm sure he forgot about his own birthday.

Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:40am.

Submitted by bourgie on August 29, 2008 - 9:33am.
hey you forgot John McCain.

I'd sure like to.

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"How much is that doggie in the window?"

Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:39am.

Dang, Michael used to be cute. Those were the days...

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"How much is that doggie in the window?"

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:38am.

This will kill you: The HIStory of Michael Jackson's face:

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

Submitted by bourgie on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:33am.

hey you forgot John McCain. He's a robust 72 years old.

Submitted by Ginalicious on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:21am.

Happy B'day Michael. Wish you looked like an older version of this guy. Yea, some surgery, but still human looking. :(

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Submitted by The Fly on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:20am.

Eponine!

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Help me!

Submitted by Dr. Dick on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:20am.

Thanks MK for posting a pic of Michael before he tried to turn himself into a white woman.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 9:07am.

Happy sit on your face Friday!!!!
on topic, Michael is spending his Bday at Target, they have boys pants half off.

"rimshot"

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Submitted by sexy on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:56am.

Happy Birthday Michael!

Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:51am.

Elliot Gould = hilarious in M*A*S*H (the original movie).

Wonder if Wacko Jacko is going to celebrate his barfday with a party at Chuck E. Cheese???

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:39am.

Morning - TGIF!

HB to all (should be 'Joel Schumacher'), love Elliot Gould!

For some reason when I think of MJ, this song always seems to pop into my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DcdjW4z2_k&feature=related

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You fargin sneaky bastage.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:33am.

OK, am I the only one who doesn't see the Caption This for yesterday, only that it was won? Have I been hitting the crack pipe too much?

Happy BD to Elliot Gould (ex-Mr. Barbra Streisand) and Sir Richard Attenborough (MK you left off the SIR, for shame!)

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

Submitted by kmoldonado on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:27am.

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:22am.

I used to love MJ he was so hot when he was younger. Happy Bday Mike, keep on keep keepin on.

'And I ran, I ran so far away, I just ran I ran all night and day...I couldn't get away.'

Submitted by speakit on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:19am.

Bubbles is/was so cuuttteee. He died, right?

Submitted by Dr. Destructo on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:12am.

Overnight kiddie party @ Michael's! Bring your best skimpy children's clothing! Some lucky yungin will get to privately blow out Michael's special candle! Happy B-Day Chester...er...Michael!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken

Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:11am.

It's hard to believe Carla's that old; to me, she'll always be a college freshman in love with Pauley Shore.

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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999

Submitted by patty cake on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:09am.

oh happy birthday bitches

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:09am.

Disturbing picture

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Submitted by patty cake on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 8:09am.

wow he is finally officially OLD.
That Carla girl is mean...she was at the nail place being a first class self absorbed B I T C H and yes she has shitty skin...thats all she was talking about her 5000 dollar facial bills... go away and she is older than that...fo sho.

xoxox

The war isn't working.