Friday, August 29th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Michael Jackson (50)
Carla Gugino (37)
Meshell Ndegeocello (40)
Frances Ruffelle (43)
Rebecca De Mornay (46)
Robin Leach (67)
Joe Schumacher (69)
Elliot Gould (70)
Richard Attenborough (85)
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Happy birthday, MJ!
DAMn dude is nearly 20 years older than me...I had no idea...
Your face!
Wacko Jacko, Sally O'Malley's got a high kick and a "IIIIIIIIIIIII'M FIFTY!" for you!
Happy Birthday to all! Mr. Jackson during the days of "Off the Wall" and "Thriller" you have bought us countless hours of entertainment. Happy Birthday!
Virgos are in the house!
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Happy Birthday, Michael! Shamonnnnnn!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 29, 2008 - 11:10am.
The Way You Make Me Feel
(The Way You Make Me Feel)
You Really Turn Me On
(You Really Turn Me On)
You Knock Me Off Of My Feet
(You Knock Me Off Of My Feet)
My Lonely Days Are Gone
(My Lonely Days Are Gone)
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Chamon, Mrs. K--gimme some Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'. Hee Hee! *grabs crotch*
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
The Way You Make Me Feel
(The Way You Make Me Feel)
You Really Turn Me On
(You Really Turn Me On)
You Knock Me Off Of My Feet
(You Knock Me Off Of My Feet)
My Lonely Days Are Gone
(My Lonely Days Are Gone)
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
Happy Birthday to the King of Pop!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I bet he fucked the chimp.
Happy B-Day Mike
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
happy bday meshell...i prefer to love the michael jackson up to "thriller" ...after that not so much...
and seriously, john mccain is only 72?? i sure thought he was older...
happy bday to all the bday sluts...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Happy Birthday Sir Richard Attenborough.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Happy Birthday MJ!!
You're still a legend in my book! Sort it out and enjoy your days.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Albatross on August 29, 2008 - 9:40am.
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Submitted by bourgie on August 29, 2008 - 9:33am.
hey you forgot John McCain.
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I'd sure like to.
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LOL I'm sure he forgot about his own birthday.
Submitted by bourgie on August 29, 2008 - 9:33am.
hey you forgot John McCain.
I'd sure like to.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Dang, Michael used to be cute. Those were the days...
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
This will kill you: The HIStory of Michael Jackson's face:
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
hey you forgot John McCain. He's a robust 72 years old.
Happy B'day Michael. Wish you looked like an older version of this guy. Yea, some surgery, but still human looking. :(
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Eponine!
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Help me!
Thanks MK for posting a pic of Michael before he tried to turn himself into a white woman.
Happy sit on your face Friday!!!!
on topic, Michael is spending his Bday at Target, they have boys pants half off.
"rimshot"
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Happy Birthday Michael!
Elliot Gould = hilarious in M*A*S*H (the original movie).
Wonder if Wacko Jacko is going to celebrate his barfday with a party at Chuck E. Cheese???
Morning - TGIF!
HB to all (should be 'Joel Schumacher'), love Elliot Gould!
For some reason when I think of MJ, this song always seems to pop into my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DcdjW4z2_k&feature=related
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
OK, am I the only one who doesn't see the Caption This for yesterday, only that it was won? Have I been hitting the crack pipe too much?
Happy BD to Elliot Gould (ex-Mr. Barbra Streisand) and Sir Richard Attenborough (MK you left off the SIR, for shame!)
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
I used to love MJ he was so hot when he was younger. Happy Bday Mike, keep on keep keepin on.
'And I ran, I ran so far away, I just ran I ran all night and day...I couldn't get away.'
Bubbles is/was so cuuttteee. He died, right?
Overnight kiddie party @ Michael's! Bring your best skimpy children's clothing! Some lucky yungin will get to privately blow out Michael's special candle! Happy B-Day Chester...er...Michael!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
It's hard to believe Carla's that old; to me, she'll always be a college freshman in love with Pauley Shore.
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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
oh happy birthday bitches
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Disturbing picture
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
wow he is finally officially OLD.
That Carla girl is mean...she was at the nail place being a first class self absorbed B I T C H and yes she has shitty skin...thats all she was talking about her 5000 dollar facial bills... go away and she is older than that...fo sho.
xoxox
The war isn't working.