Michael Lohan Is Engaged (But It's Not Official)
Michael Lohan has confirmed to E! that he's engaged, but it's not official. Yeah, what?! Michael asked his longtime girlfriend Erin Muller to be his wife, but he's not ready to announce anything. The man is not good in the brains. Fucking White Oprah is bad for your mental health.
Michael said, "We picked out a ring, but it's not official." He said they will officially announce their engagement when "some family issues are resolved." He doesn't realize what he's saying. Somebody please pack Michael a paper bag lunch and immediately put his dumb ass on the short bus.
The family issues Michael is talking about have to do with his father's health. He's also waiting to find out if he's the father of 13-year-old Ashley Kaufman. The paternity test results still have not come in. I don't know why they went through the trouble of getting a DNA test. They could have just asked Ashley what 1 +1 is. If she said, "HUH?" then we know she's related to Michael.
Michael, being the mega famewhore that he is, also talked to E! about SamRo. He said, "People like Samantha Ronson don't need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn't be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it's not right. I'm done with them." Again. Put him on the short bus NOW! Words are coming out of his mouth, but he has no idea what he's saying. Who's calling who a fucking user?
And Erin needs to take a good look at the cell phone strapped to Michael's waist. That says it all.
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STFU Michael Lohan. Take your pansy ass, belt clipped phone wearing, turtle neck sporting, gossip-mongering, whore raising, ex-cokehead born-again Christian flat ass AWAY! K THANKKKKS!
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Clarisse on August 26, 2008 - 6:23pm
*Shaun Cassidy*
Wasn't he on General Hospital at some point?
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Maybe if Lindsay got away from these two (WO and Mike) earlier she would have had something of a normal existence. These parents do nothing good for the kids. I almost feel bad (and no, noone and nothing MAKES you drink or drug) but she might have been in a better frame of mind to not. She still annoys me and I know the Ronson thing will end, but these parents are sickening.
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Lovely, yet another parasite for HoHan to support. How did he propose to her??? Marry me and my daughter will support you in a lifestyle you have not yet been accustomed to?
What a piece of shit
In other breaking Hot Hollywood news, Sean Cassidy has a bad case of the runs.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
NOT IMPRESSED on August 26, 2008 - 3:22pm.
HE WEARS HIS CELLPHONE ON HIS BELT FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
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can I use this as my signature? Pretty please!
HE WEARS HIS CELLPHONE ON HIS BELT FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
There is NO WAY this guy is rich. What could she possibly see in him?
How crazy do you have to be to want to WILLINGLY marry this guy? Goodness gracious.
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They have picked out the ring but haven't paid for it yet. He's waiting for HoHan to have a hit movie so she can pay for it. Enjoy the wait parasite...
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& Samantha Ronson is laughing her Peter Pan ass somewhere. And wiping her LOL spittle on her trust fund cash.
And weighing the pros and cons of offering a "loan" to this blowhard just for the shits and giggles of saying "OH NEVERMIND, FUCK NO, PEON AAAAAAHAHA!"
Uh....I believe SamRo was BORN famous, unlike Lindsay.
And I believe SamRo probably has a nice little nest egg her daddy set up for her... unlike Lindsay.
Who is using who??
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STFU MICHAEL!
NO ONE KNEW WHO YOU WERE EITHER!
He's the biggest and most useless Tool in the Lohan Tool Box.
And this bullshit press release makes no sense.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
she looks too good for him.
why does he think anyone cares??? another delusional bitch. GEEEZ, people...they make medication for that...
They're waiting for the November Sweeps to announce their engagement. By then, Dina's craptastic show will either be cancelled or in need of ratings boost.
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love it that he confirms to a media outlet and it's not "official" yet, dude's sniffing his Viagra
great, ANOTHER bill Lindsey's fire crotch gots to pay
"Michael Lohan has confirmed to E! that he's engaged, but it's not official."
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My thing is this... Why is he confirming anything to a media outlet? No one is checking for him.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
This should read: Michael said, "We picked out a ring, but I blew all the dough I made from the last time I sold out my kids."
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