Tuesday, August 26th 2008
What The Fuck Happened To Kelly Osbourne?!
Kelly Osbourne left her house in London today looking like she just went toe-to-toe with Vadge's roided-up vagina and LOST! Kelly wouldn't say how she got the shiner.
Kelly, whatever you do, don't blow your nose! My friend recently got a black eye from being a drunken mess and bitches kept telling him not to blow his nose at all! I guess it makes it worse. If you can't blow your nose, how are you going to get the jizz out after facials? That's my question.
Here's more of busted up Kelly with her pretty boyfriend on their way to the doctor's office.
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Maybe she fell off her dildo
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I do seem to remember some pictures of her drunk azz walking into a wall...so i suppose with her the "i walked into a door" excuse might be true. lol.
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Submitted by jim on August 26, 2008 - 5:19pm.
SHE PROBABLY HIT HERSELF WITH BLOCK OF CHEESE SHE WAS EATING...LOOK AT THIS FAT FUCKING COW, I HAVEN'T SEEN ARMS THAT FAT SINCE I LAST SAW KIRSTY ALLIE...GLOWING WHITE AND BEING A LARD ASS IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE BITCH!!
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I hope you're a personal trainer, that's some hot shit motivational coach-speak <3
Looks like someone tried an intervention with their friend Wino.
Looks to me like her twink boyfriend broke her heart...and her eye socket. She HAD lost some weight...and was kinda sorta looking okay for awhile. Now that i see her with her hand in a bag of candy and arms the size of my legs...(well, atleast my legs arent pasty white...yikes)
Kelly...its time to put down the candy. Food is not the answer.
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LOL. Jim, you crack me up!!
"I ran into a door" is never a good sign...
I know someone who went out partying one night and the next day, he had an enormous shiner.
Thinking he had gotten into a fight while out with the boys, I said “Uh oh, what did you do?”
His response was, “I got hammered….. and the toilet seat came down on my head when I was puking.”
True story.
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
Did somebody finally whoop that ass??
I only hope it was another female and not a dude.
Popeye ??? More like Bluto
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SHE PROBABLY HIT HERSELF WITH BLOCK OF CHEESE SHE WAS EATING...LOOK AT THIS FAT FUCKING COW, I HAVEN'T SEEN ARMS THAT FAT SINCE I LAST SAW KIRSTY ALLIE...GLOWING WHITE AND BEING A LARD ASS IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE BITCH!!
She opened her mouth to the wrong person, apparently.
And a good way to gain back the weight you lost is to stick your hand in a bag of gummi worms. I hate to say it, but she is going to be just like her mother. Fat fat fat and doing all the plastic surgery and lipo in the world to keep it off. Fat genes are a bitch, but eating bags of gummi candy won't help.
Maybe she got some work done. I heard you are black and blue a few days after. Or maybe she ate Faith Evan's spicy doritos.
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Submitted by Farrah on August 26, 2008 - 5:08pm.
more important is wtf happenend to her arms?? (last thumbnail) i thought bitch had lost a lot of weight, but it seems it just went to her arms...
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arm lipo's a tricky bitch
I must also mention she has Popeye arms.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Damn she look as if she shot a fair one with someone and lost.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Must have been a strap-on malfunction
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I'm going to hope she couldn't see from the hank of hair hanging in her eyes and walked into something.
Or maybe sister Aimee clocked her for having the fame and fortune that she wanted for herself.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Exactly what I thought at first, Farrah. She DID lost weight, right?.
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Sharon probably tried to chuck another ham at the noisy neighbors and Kelly tried to intercept the pass.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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It can only be an improvement.
more important is wtf happenend to her arms?? (last thumbnail) i thought bitch had lost a lot of weight, but it seems it just went to her arms...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Lilly Allen doesn't fuck around.
Give it up, Kelly, there's a new entitled rich fat brat in town.
Duh. It was the pretty boyfriend. In the kitchen, with a croissant.
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Not her boyfriend....he dumped her. OR he beat her for having such meaty arms. YIKES!!
Nothing makes you look fatter than meaty arms and cankles....yes, KELLY...im talking to you.
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