Pax!
I feel like I hardly ever see pictures of Pax. He must work the day shift guarding Shiloh's ivory tower. Well, on his lunch break one day, Maddox should take him down to the salon. I do like Maddox's blue mohawk, though. It's probably not hair dye. One of the twin chosen ones touched his hair. If Manic Panic was around when I was a kid, I probably would have had pink hair with glitter in it like Jem!. Yeah, thank Cheesus it wasn't around.
Brad and the boys arrived in Italy today for the Venice Film Festival. Brad's movie "Burn After Reading" premieres there tomorrow. Saint Angelina isn't expected to grace the crowd with her godly presence. She's too busy trying to figure out who's going to be the next President of the United States. In case you haven't heard, she's the only one voting. Oh yeah, she also has to decide who's the winner of the next American Idol. And what you're going to have for dinner tonight. Yup, she decides that too.
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Okay...two things jump out at me in those Zahara pics.
In one picture, Zahara is trying to put a serious hurt on Brad Pitt. Gnashing teeth and clawing in one pic...looks like she's lunging for a chomp in another. And I have to say....'bout time Z! I'd be fed-friggin'-up too. I'd want some new pink Skechers, and a Hannah Montana lunch box, some of my own wee little pre-school meangirl friends and I want to go to damn school so I could shake the rest of the Jolie-Pitt zootopia for at least few hours a day. So I say....tell 'em all to bugger off until you get what you want.
Second thing. Is the seam out in the seat of those hellaciously crapass-old looking grampa Dockers that Brad Pitt is wearing? Good Lord man. Surely your life is not that desperate.
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Could just be my background, but I hate it when people try to give their kids trendy punky hair, especially mohawks and growing out their son's hair super long. Pax looks like a little girl.
Its just tacky. Why dont they actually GROOM their children?
Submitted by Anonymoussss on August 26, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Some of the pictures were removed from the series, so it's kind of hard to follow the sequence, but what happened is that Zahara pitched and fit and tried to remove her diaper. Pitt tried to calm her down and then he tried to tickle her. Later on, it took Pitt and his father to take a stiffened, spazzing Zahara to the car.
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Kind of ruined Pitt's carefully orchestrated perfect outing batting average. Zahara needs to hook up with Suri Cruise and throw down the tantrum kicks on the ridiculous adults using them as camera trophies.
Hope it all works out for everyone. PEACE.
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Pax sorta looks like he's rockin' the Rachel.
seeing this idiot in a hat makes me think of Saint Angelina going: "Bradley, every icon has a signature look. You will have hats and I will be flawless".
If that were Spears on the boat, how many would yell..bad parent, no life jackets..but since it is the Holy Joly/Pitts we are safe to assume they are protected.
Why do these kids always look so dishevelled? Would it kill these two to have Zahara's hair done in braids, cornrows or even a little 'fro? The kid's hair always looks a mess!
Holy crap a 4 year old on ritalin, that is sad. If she is a terror now, i hate to think what zahara will be like in her teenage years, frightening. Hopefully neither brad or angelina will try to cure zahara's issues with medication alone and will get her some psychological therpy as well.
Submitted by zomay on August 26, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Mrs.Kravitz on August 26, 2008 - 3:22pm.
I will admit that I had to look this up. And I had no idea those things existed.
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Hi!
Merkins have been a topic of discussion many times on Dlisted. (Always ON TOPIC of course.) You must have been AWOL for those.
More esoterically a merkin can also refer to a man who is a beard for a lesbian woman. Like...like...
Who can think of an example?
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Those pix of Zahara pitching a fit warm my
heart. Probably how Naomi Campbell started
out.
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Mrs.Kravitz on August 26, 2008 - 3:22pm.
I do believe he is wearing a merkin on his head!
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I will admit that I had to look this up. And I had no idea those things existed. Hi Mrs Kravitz.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on August 26, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Yeah some adopted children do have issues. I watched this horrible show about this mother who adopted two baby girls from Russia. The first one was normal and took to her new life really well. The second one had problems and didn't like her new mother and the woman got frustrated with her one day and beat the baby to death! It was awful. I think it's because the child sensed that her new mother was bad to the core and refused to bond with her.
BRADIFUL BITCH on August 26, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Where has Jenny Isuzu been anyway?
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Probably laughing her ass off and screening her calls.
Submitted by VMDA78 on August 26, 2008 - 6:28pm.
Are zahara's developmental issues related to her previous illness?
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Apparently she's got some anger management issues and something neurological wrong with her. Plus she's on Ritalin.
zomay on August 26, 2008 - 6:26pm
Where has Jenny Isuzu been anyway?
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Are zahara's developmental issues related to her previous illness?
Submitted by K2 on August 26, 2008 - 3:24pm.
I bet that house doesn't smell very good.
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Yeah I heard that Jolie has about 25 cats and since she doesn't like "rules" she lets them piss and poo wherever they want.
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on August 26, 2008 - 6:22pm.
She's almost 4 but she has some developmental issues.
I'm surprised they didn't try to get a refund or trade her in for a better model.
Anyway, I'm not a doctor and don't know what her delays are, but I'd think that consistency and not moving all over the world would be helpful for the little girl.
Oh thats Pax? I thought it was Jenny Shimizu's stunt double in a wig.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 26, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Hola Senora Kravitz!
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a little seltzer down your pants!!!!!!!
hola mamacita!
On Topic: Poser whores, all of 'em. I don't care how much money they give away.
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I actually think Zahara is the only one that cleans up nice. The rest of the gang has straggly, uncut, uncombed hair and usually are wrinkled looking. That includes the parents! I bet that house doesn't smell very good.
Mrs.Kravitz on August 26, 2008 - 6:22pm
Hola Senora Kravitz!
*does a little song, a little dance....*
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Submitted by lara on August 26, 2008 - 6:18pm.
i fear for little pax...that zahara is no joke
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She already broke Shiloh's tooth.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 26, 2008 - 1:20pm.
What have they done to that poor child's hair?
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I do believe he is wearing a merkin on his head!
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Submitted by applehead on August 26, 2008 - 6:13pm.
What, a diaper? HOw old is Z? She should be well out of a diaper.
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She's almost 4 but she has some developmental issues.
laila,
The reason why many african kids are dirty and unkept is because they are forced into a situation of being poor because of government officals that steal from the poor in order to make themselves rich. I am sure no child enjoys being dirty and unkept on a daily basis. I find you comment offensive.
i fear for little pax...that zahara is no joke
I can't wait for the Red Carpet premiere pics, The Brad and The Clooney, back together again.
It's how it should be.
Something is ticking, methinks it is the time bomb that is known as Brangelina....
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on August 26, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Some of the pictures were removed from the series, so it's kind of hard to follow the sequence, but what happened is that Zahara pitched and fit and tried to remove her diaper. Pitt tried to calm her down and then he tried to tickle her. Later on, it took Pitt and his father to take a stiffened, spazzing Zahara to the car.
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A diaper? did you say a diaper? shit, isn't she like almost 4 years old or something? Once again, in normal schools they want pre-schoolers to be potty trained. Again, the Jolie's side step that "milestone"! That house must be like living in the eye of a hurricane!
Submitted by Anonymoussss on August 26, 2008 - 6:05pm.
but what happened is that Zahara pitched and fit and tried to remove her diaper
What, a diaper? HOw old is Z? She should be well out of a diaper.
I can just see that little Maddox weighing his options last week. HMMMMM....walk the pap line at the Venice Film Festival....show up for the first day of second grade.....Venice Film Festival....second grade.....
Too bad he doesn't have any parents to show him the way.
(loons, before you start...I AM aware the lazyass French may have not started fall session yet. But, at a minimum, this is backpack and lunchbox shopping week for most kids.)
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on August 26, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Some of the pictures were removed from the series, so it's kind of hard to follow the sequence, but what happened is that Zahara pitched and fit and tried to remove her diaper.
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Now that is some funny s*it. Children are always trying to take off their diapers or their shoes.
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on August 26, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Pictures of Zahara pitching a fit:
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Damn! the photos have been deleted.
enough Pitt. he looks bad. where is George??? now that's HOT
Some of the pictures were removed from the series, so it's kind of hard to follow the sequence, but what happened is that Zahara pitched and fit and tried to remove her diaper. Pitt tried to calm her down and then he tried to tickle her. Later on, it took Pitt and his father to take a stiffened, spazzing Zahara to the car.
Shit, if you want to see a 3yr old throw a real tantrum my daughter has the angle on that. Although, she's close to 4 and has them less often now...
DAMN, ALL THOSE PEOPLE FOR JUST TWO KIDS, ANGELINA MUST REALLY NOT TRUST BRAD BECAUSE IF SHE DID SHE WOULDN'T HAVE HER SPIES FOLLOWING HIM, AND WHATEVER ZAHARA WAS JUST PLAYING WITH HER DAD, BUT PITT SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF FOR USING THE KIDS FOR HIS PROMOTION TOUR.
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Those pics of Z are hilarious. Two grown men trying to stop her flailing her stuff and clawing at Brad. GO Z!!!
I thought Pitt was kicked out by Jolie? What happened to his living arrangements over at Bono's? LMAO! I guess this is a "visitation" weekend with the boys.
All kidding aside, WTF is up with the kids' hair? One has a blond streak, the other has a blue... what next, change Shiloh's to Elvira black?!Do they not have ANY handle on the children? Why are they so against setting up boundaries for these kids? Well, I guess us normal people would have to put up with our peers pointing the finger and laughing at our hair and that's why mom and pop would pull the plug on that idea - but since these kids don't attend a regular school - I guess they don't have to worry about being ridiculed. Then again, these are the Pitt's, so I'm sure no one would dare make fun of them.
Also, why does this fuckhead always wear a hat? He's looked like a cheeseball for 2 years now. It's not like the hat is protecting his face from the sun .... so what's the deal? greasy hair cover up or something? The entire family looks dirty and unkept. Pax needs a hair cut and brad needs a years worth of rest!!
I can't tell from those pictures if Zahara is throwing a tantrum. In the third link, it looks as if she is smiling.
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on August 26, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Pictures of Zahara pitching a fit:
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I am thinking she eether just wants to danse, or wants to be a monkee and brad is a tree.
I am also thinking Brad needs a new hat.
Regarding the linked article about Iraq- Jolie has a point. I think as annoying as hell as she is in relation to her "career" and famewhoring, she does feel an obligation in a humanitarian sense, and it makes sense to not "abandon" millions of people who have been displaced, and if we want to go in and eff up a country's structure, we have an obligation to build a new one for the sake of avoiding chaos, which could also result in more anger agains the west in the future.
Okay, politics aside, I think the reason this twat is fucking up is because she's lost her damn mind to someone who doesn't share her values toward humanity. Stu-Pitt is the down home family kind of guy while she's a traveler/adopter type. For some reason she became dickmatized by this dumbass and lost sense of what builds a good relationship- sharing the same plans, duh! And now they brought too many damn kind into this world and they're all fucked, being forced to live in this schizo household. I mean, without him she would still be getting laid, still have a respectable career (no time out for babies) and only have 4 kids (after adopting for Z).
They both effed eachother up. Their publicity ploys now reek of desperation and impending regret. This would be fine if there were no kids involved. That's what makes it such a sad freak show.
Wow- I think about this too much. But hey, it's an example of what happens when you get caught up in your ego and get attached to a face instead of someone who shares your visions of the future.
Let's all learn from this okay? Anytime you feel like you're at risk for becoming dick/vagina-matized, remember these two!!!
Pictures of Zahara pitching a fit:
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That kid is fucking scary.
They need some Pacific Islanders after the new African baby. Maybe Samoa or Tahiti?
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Yes - WTF!
Submitted by Anonymoussss on August 26, 2008 - 5:50pm.
Did any of you catch the pictures of Zahara throwing a temper tantrum and slapping Pitt the other day? Grandma Jane Pitt looked mortified.
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Did any of you catch the pictures of Zahara throwing a temper tantrum and slapping Pitt the other day? Grandma Jane Pitt looked mortified.
Those kids are so cute. I think Pax actually resembles Brad in a way. Maybe it's the lips. That whole family has lips.
Submitted by zomay on August 26, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Off topic. Sorry but I can't get over the fact that a mom waits over a month to report her toddler missing and THEN gives the police nothing but lies. My anger for this person makes me want to fly over to Florida and give her a Faith Evans beat down. You killed your baby bitch, now come clean and get real.
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PREACH IT SISTAH,
I'd love to, uh, spend some "quality" time with her in the interrogation room, if you get my drift.
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