I'll Miss Irv
This is going to come as a shock to absolutely no one! Denise Richards' reality caca show "I'm Constipated" has been sent to the glue factory. It's been rumored for a while now that the show was facing cancellation because the ratings were in the sewer. I guess not many people were into watching a hooker robot try and find a fuck buddy for her pet pig. "Pet pig" is not a code word for her vagina. Just clearing that up.
A source confirmed to The Insider (via NY Post), "The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode. But the audience has dropped off. "
Denise can now spend her time stalking Charlie Sheen's new fetus.
I am going to miss Irv Richards. He's the pepaw I never had! I'm sure we'll meet again when Denise finds another way to whore out her family.
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awwwwwww!!! ugh, like anyone ever watched that shit. I'd rather be tied to a chair and forced to watch "Chaotic" than watch a minute of this ho's show.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I'm not ashamed to say I liked that show...
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK, duh.
other than the hilarious clips of that show being mocked on The Soup I can happily say I've never watched that skank's reality show
she sucks... what a whore
can't find myself hating on Denise ... and 'it's complicated' wasn't that bad after all
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 26, 2008 - 12:44pm.
I am so curious about the hooker allegations. I think someone once said she worked for Fleiss or something. Any more details?
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During the Fleiss trial, Charlie Sheen testified that he spent in excess of %50,000 for hookers from Fleiss.
I don't believe that DR was one of Fleiss stable of whores. I believe that DR has always worked solo.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 26, 2008 - 1:44pm.
I am so curious about the hooker allegations. I think someone once said she worked for Fleiss or something. Any more details?
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Hooker, huh? Well fuck a duck she just got a helluva lot more interesting. I'm gonna have to look into that.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I watched like the first 2 episodes and then I realized that my IQ was slowly dropping so I had to tune out.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I am so curious about the hooker allegations. I think someone once said she worked for Fleiss or something. Any more details?
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That look is priceless. Like she's the winner in all of this. She's conjuring up ways to get back at Charlie's new biotch for taking a piece of spotlight away from her. She gonna put fire ants in her bed.
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With every picture I see of her, I do not wonder why she is least-liked Bond babe.
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The C word on August 26, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Denise's pregnancy announcement in 5...4...3...
Is the father of her baby her father?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Pet Pig. Snort.
That's too bad considering the fact that Richards can't seem to find any acting jobs due to her lack or talent and that whole computer throwing incident.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
i am surprised it lasted this long
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
Submitted by lara on August 26, 2008 - 3:37pm.
denise looks like her father.
I wonder if they are related?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I only watched the first episode, and I was turned off by her mug and the animals pooping in the kitchen.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Denise's pregnancy announcement in 5...4...3...
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
denise looks like her father.
more word:
Mr. Sambora's dick was found in the frozen shrimp section of a valley Trader Joe's...took a while to notice, blended in so well.
What will Sam and Lola do without the hot studio lights in their faces 24/7?
Grow up almost normal?
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YES! one less "reality show" 1 down 20,000 more to go!!!!
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I don't feel bad for Irv. He raised this crazy hooker robot.
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God be with you, dumbass.
This news deserves a big fat
*BLOOP!*
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
be a happy hooker who owns her shit, Denise, no one will ever mistake you for Miss Corn Pone Hollywood Victim.
and Heather Locklear's hitman is closing in -- just word on the street.
The numbers dropped off because all neurons ran screaming out the heads of the 1.5 million folks who tuned into the premiere episode.
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I always wonder about these people's parents - are they proud of their kids or what?
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
poor Irv, his daughter is a self-righteous hooker, a terrible mix.