I'll Miss Irv

Hey FritoDorito, for your hooker list, either Barbara Stanwyck or Joan Crawford...one of 'em had a hooker background, forget which. As far as Denise's show cancellation, will miss her. And the Lohan show got good ratings? Oh puleeeeeze.

Now Denise can concentrate her tepid talents and TupperWare titties where they truly belong - The Playboy Channel.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

I red that somewhere 2 months ago.

Denise has obviously gained a lot of weight since her break up with Sambora.

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Denise bares a striking and close resemblance to her father.

From a male pov, is that a turn off?

good! one less talentless hooker snatched of the air works for me...please continue the trend of removing all talentless hooker from the air...
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Looks like carpet burn there on her knees....maybe Denise is a lezzie now? Ok...I know that wasn't THAT funny. But at least I tried! I love Irv, he should have been a hot slut...wait...wasn't he or did I imagine it? Sometimes my fantasy becomes my reality...just not lately!

Your face!

Speaking of hooker allegations, look at those knees!

I recognize carpet burn when i see it.

I like Denise very much, she's naturally beautiful and her laugh is contagious. I really enjoyed this show. Too bad, what they need to get the fuck off of tv is Living Lohan, Sweet Sixteen on VH1 or MTV whatever the fuck channel it is on and on and on, I could keep going. Most of TV sucks now and days, the only good shit is Intervention and Animal Planet and all the shows on Nat Geo, etc. A & E, Eliminate all that shit on Bravo except Project Runway, now we got a british blonde whore who takes over peoples hair salons, WTF? IM BLINDED BY THE FUCKING STUPIDITY THAT IS TELEVISION!

Thank god.
Now hopefully that Kardassian (or however its spelt) show will get cancelled and finally a couple of things will be right in the world.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 26, 2008 - 3:52pm.

Are those rug burns on her knees?
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I think it's spray tan gloobed up on dry knees lol

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 26, 2008 - 3:52pm.

Are those rug burns on her knees?
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I think it's spray tan gloobed up on dry knees lol

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Are those rug burns on her knees?

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Submitted by FritoDorito on August 26, 2008 - 3:59pm.
The list is as follows:
Top 30 Hollywood Hookers or What actresses are former prostitutes?
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I heard about some of these ladies working the stroll, but I am not sure about Salma since her family had money. You forgot to inclue Lucille Ball. Mmm Hmm Lucy! I read Hollywood Babylon--It's Back, and they dedicated about 50 pages to my favorite redhead. The book went into detail about how she started when she was very young. How Desi slept with way too many ladies, but something else shocked me. The book claims that Desi always slept with Cesar Romero. Cesar slept with tons of actors. I couldn't put this book down. I read Hollywood Babylon, too but this book went into more detail about various celebs.

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LMAO @ "I'm Constipated" - truer words never spoken. Leave it to MK for laying it on the line. Denise Twitchards is a retarded, googly-eyed cunt. Another useless reality show waste of skin twat-face that makes me want to blow chunks! Fuck that whore! Sorry, but I do hate me some good-for-nothing douches such as Denise. And stop using your mom's passing to get sympathy from the masses. She. just. plain. sucks. period.
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Maybe it's just me, but I became extremely tired about hearing about her Mom who died of cancer, over and over and over on every single show.

Further, she's one of the "loves animals" types who loves everything about them except their care, feeding and cleanliness, and underscores the problem with the sheer numbers that she inventories.

Maybe it's just me, but I became extremely tired about hearing about her Mom who died of cancer, over and over and over on every single show.

Further, she's one of the "loves animals" types who loves everything about them except their care, feeding and cleanliness, and underscores the problem with the sheer numbers that she inventories.

Submitted by Cindyloo on August 26, 2008 - 2:11pm.
What the hell was E even thinking of to have that show?

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E! wanted to cash in on Sheen's popularity in Two and a Half Men as well as the controversy swirling around Denise whoring it up with Sambora.

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What the hell was E even thinking of to have that show?

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Jillypoo--Isn't her face just a face only a mother could love? She's such a pesky little wolf in nurse's clothing!

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on August 26, 2008 - 3:19pm.

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Nancy Reagan? A hooker? lol, she really is a reniassance woman!

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

OMG Your Mom, i've been trying to figure out your avvie for the last few days. I kept thinking, "How in the hell do i know that face?" Of course me being the brainiac that i am failed to read your signature, which would've explained everything....

Glad that's finally resolved though :)

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I'm so ready for the celebrity reality show genre to just die. Ok it was kind of novel when the Osbournes did it back in 2002. But they give a reality show to every D-List has-been or train wreck out there. I don't need to watch someone else work through their pathetic problems, I have enough of those of my own.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 26, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Your Mom....is that THE lovely Nurse Ratched?

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Yes! It is the sweet, kind, gentle nurse that nobody on god's green earth would want to strangle :)

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

She had a show? I swear to God the only thing I'll remember this woman for is being the White She Devil in Undercover Brother.

i watched it... but after a while it was just her looking herself up on the internet and saying "nellie" a whole lot.

Your Mom....is that THE lovely Nurse Ratched?

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Denise looks like she's had years of kneeling before studio execs! Look at the rugburn scars on her knees!!

Now that there is a free slot on that channel maybe they would give spaghetti cat a show of its own. I'd watch

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@TwoDrinkMin:
I did some Googling and found some Emo Website (wtf, right?) and it had a list of actresses who were allegedly hookers before making it big. There is no telling whether or not any of this is true, but if it is, these bitches had to start somewhere right?

The list is as follows:
Top 30 Hollywood Hookers or What actresses are former prostitutes?
Marilyn Monroe, Kim Novak, Barbara Eden amp; Tina Louise, Veronica Lake, Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, Joan Collins, Nancy Davis Reagan, Sharon Stone, Michelle Pfeiffer, Julia Roberts, Geena Davis, Rene Russo, Catherine Zeta Jones, Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Lara Flynn Boyle, Suzanne Somers, Denise Richards, Shannon Doherty, Lucy Lawless, Janine Turner.
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So Nancy Reagan went from ho to First Lady of the USA??? I can't even hate on that. Golf claps for this old bitch. That's a helluva come up. Denise, bow before your Queen...

make room for the newest E Reality Show.
IRV: Life with a Bitch.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on August 26, 2008 - 12:44pm.
I watched like the first 2 episodes and then I realized that my IQ was slowly dropping so I had to tune out.
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That reminds me of the best retort I ever heard to the "IQ dropping slowly" line. It was "Well, it had to drop slowly. To drop quickly it would have needed a whole lot more numbers to begin with!"

Submitted by Green Is Good on August 26, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Ouch, payback. I wonder if Denise can sit down after this Karma ass biting?

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She'll deal--she's used to not being able to sit down sometimes because her ass is kinda like a Motel 6.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Who is she going to say touches her chillens now tath she has no sho?

Thanks Frito. I don't know why she would become a hooker though...she had a modelling career that I am sure paid something. Eh, who knows.+

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

Somewhere, Heather Locklear is rubbing her hands together evilly, and laughing maniacally.

Ouch, payback. I wonder if Denise can sit down after this Karma ass biting?

Julia Roberts is still a hooker...

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I don't know... both?
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LMFAO!!! that's a good answer! and sad thing is, it's probably both!

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Holy crap, Nancy Reagan?!?

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 26, 2008 - 3:57pm

just think it could be worse... you could have E!Latino! that SUCKS!!
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ALL reality shows need to be cancelled immediately. Now. Stat. Pronto.

Bring back good old fashioned sitcoms.

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Submitted by FritoDorito on August 26, 2008 - 3:59pm

do you mean hookers like the "hhheeeeeeeyyy, you wanna date?" hookers or sleeping their way to the big screen? cause damn, that's a huge list!
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Submitted by FritoDorito on August 26, 2008 - 3:59pm

do you mean hookers like the "hhheeeeeeeyyy, you wanna date?" hookers or sleeping their way to the big screen? cause damn, that's a huge list!
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Team Irv and Denise!

The truth will come out about that stinky ass Charlie when his latest slut gets tired of his porn surfing and late night tranny excursions.

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*in my Nelson Muntz voice* HAHA!

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@TwoDrinkMin:
I did some Googling and found some Emo Website (wtf, right?) and it had a list of actresses who were allegedly hookers before making it big. There is no telling whether or not any of this is true, but if it is, these bitches had to start somewhere right?

The list is as follows:
Top 30 Hollywood Hookers or What actresses are former prostitutes?
Marilyn Monroe, Kim Novak, Barbara Eden amp; Tina Louise, Veronica Lake, Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, Joan Collins, Nancy Davis Reagan, Sharon Stone, Michelle Pfeiffer, Julia Roberts, Geena Davis, Rene Russo, Catherine Zeta Jones, Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Lara Flynn Boyle, Suzanne Somers, Denise Richards, Shannon Doherty, Lucy Lawless, Janine Turner.

I know I didn't provide any real details on Richards being a prositute, but I thought this was pretty interesting.
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Submitted by OneLiner on August 26, 2008 - 2:35pm.

YES! one less "reality show" 1 down 20,000 more to go!!!!
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My sentiments exactly. Please please PLEASE tell me this is the beginning of a no-more-braindead-reality-TV trend!

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Sucks, this show and Living Lohan weren't THAT bad. The new shows that took over "sunset tan" and "Girl on the Loose" are so fucking boring, I gave each show 2 episodes to grab me as a fan. But Sunset Tan is so obviously staged that it's ridiculous and stupid. And Girl on the loose is mind numbingly boring. I think the E! channel will find that the Ryan Seacrest shows dont have much longevity. They should have tried to keep Denise's show because it was somewhat entertaining. I cant wait for GONTL and ST to be cancelled as well. And Denise didnt curse in front of the children, in fact there was an episode where she tried to quit altogether. Sucks for Denise, she has nothing else to do now.

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Vapid, bitchy, sanctimonious, desperate for attention... There's more to Denise Richards than the 20 pounds of hair styling product and make-up she always dons.