Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 26, 2008 - 4:37pm.

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 27, 2008 - 6:35am.

WORD!
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 27, 2008 - 6:35am.

I like how Benji Madden walks around thinking he's some kind of rebel bada$$ and not a balding, pasty fat boy who co-fronts one of the biggest joke poseur insults to punk music bands on the face of the earth.
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what truly freaks me out is that when I read dreamhypnotique's comment that's the exact word that came instantly out of my mouth: WORD!!!!
UN MALDITO WANNABE! tan chopo ese mardito goLdo.

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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker

I did not know a combination garden gnome/gazing ball was available.

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 26, 2008 - 1:48pm.

@ dreamhypnotique

Check out this pic of twin douchebag Joel with douchette. Scroll down to the pic at the bottom for sweaty sweaty hair. Explains the hat, yeah? I'm considering helping out the kiddies foundation by purchasing a cartier bracelet. What a fucking joke.
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He's so gross! Their Aldo ads are nauseous too.

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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."

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Hayden is SO squat, I'm probably a giant next to her and I'm not even 5'3. Anywho, Benji and his stupid shirt should die in a roller coaster with Wonky. I pray for a horrible accident...maybe a drowning or a hanging. Whatever it is, they need to GO already!

Your face!

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Was K-Tel or Ronco the sponsor for her party? Seriously, I feel like that two-piece is gonna come spinning off of her disco ass.

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Renny: The dawlin' from N'awlins.
Team Renny!

C'mon guys, it's a pic from her Birthday party. If you can't wear a silly hat on your Birthday then the terrorists have won. Love you, Hayden. You should totally get an endorsement deal with Travelocity.

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Tubereuse, I couldn't agree more! That look was priceless. I think my favorite though is from this season's first episode, when he was watching Betty 'glide' down the staircase and realized how incredibly beautiful she was. Too bad he can't look at me like that! lol
Seriously, the man can do no wrong.

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Renny: The dahlin' from New Orleans.
Team Renny!

John Hamm is simply fantastic on his show. He is so intelligent, so subtle....

Last week, that look on his face after Peggy called his character "Don" instead if "Mr. Draper"....

and the Emmy goes to ---

God I love those GFY girls, they are fantastic and spot on once again. Great article.

And yes, Hayden that is one ugly ass bikini.

Submitted by pickles on August 26, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Ugliest. Bikini. Ever.

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I like shiny objects

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Mmmmmmmm, Jon Hamm.....
That man gets better looking every time I see him.

Renny: The dahlin' from New Orleans.
Team Renny!

Jessica Simpson was singing her country song on "The View" this morning.

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

@ dreamhypnotique

Check out this pic of twin douchebag Joel with douchette. Scroll down to the pic at the bottom for sweaty sweaty hair. Explains the hat, yeah? I'm considering helping out the kiddies foundation by purchasing a cartier bracelet. What a fucking joke.

http://richiemaddenfoundation.org/news/cartier-love-charity-bracelet-sup...

Submitted by Freak Speely on August 26, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Someone stole my garden gnome and dressed it up like a retard! Bring it back, damn you!

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LMFAO!

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 26, 2008 - 3:35pm.
I like how Benji Madden walks around thinking he's some kind of rebel bada$$ and not a balding, pasty fat boy who co-fronts one of the biggest joke poseur insults to punk music bands on the face of the earth.

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His girlfriend is a real joke poseur insult, as well.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 27, 2008 - 6:35am.

WORD!

I like how Benji Madden walks around thinking he's some kind of rebel bada$$ and not a balding, pasty fat boy who co-fronts one of the biggest joke poseur insults to punk music bands on the face of the earth.

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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."

www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique

Someone stole my garden gnome and dressed it up like a retard! Bring it back, damn you!

Maybe they're starting a new site...like "Midgets in Party Hats" or something.

Benji Madden is such a fucking douche for wearing that shirt. Imagine walking about with your 7 year old kid and seeing those two dumb twats and having to come up with an answer when your kid asks what that shirt means. What a douche. Even in a nightclub or at home or somewhere there are no kids, anyone who would wear that shirt is a douche. Then again, he dates Wonky McValtrex, so we already knew he's a douche.

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Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?

I find John Mayer pathetic and whiney; jen Aniston I still like.

Come and get me, Brangeloonies~

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Damn, Jon Hamm!! HOT!!

I think Hayden has fallen victim to the force of her own hype.

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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."

www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique

I actually like Hayden's bikini, just not for her body type. Does anyone else think that the blog ad that says to lose 10 pounds...looks pretty good?

Holy chit, Jon Hamm is HOT! *Tivoing Mad Men*

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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.

That bikini isn't flattering.

TOO MUCHHHHHHHH MATERIAL!

OK OK, the silver bikini: whatever the hell she wants to wear, she should!.
Elsa's nude pics: what an stunning woman! god bless her.
Hamm: sexy.
Hawaii under attack: nice, people having fun. Loved the Leo pic playing with Olive, trés cute.
Uma&Bf in the nude: if they can pull it off then why not? it's actually kinda cute.
Kidman&baby: I cannot feel any better for her, that woman deserves happiness and it's such a wonderful thing that she has finally made her true wish come-true: finding a way to happiness.

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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker

Hayden Pantiwhatevs: I think it is hilarious to put women's bathing suits on a garden gnome, MK.
Big TIttied Frog: Needs to just stop trying to appear to be talented at something and just eat flies.
Elsa Benitez: Umm... ok. Nude sunbathing in the front yard with a bunch of paps out there? Alright, whatever.
Wonky: Can she PLEASE just get hit by a truck already and be put out of our misery?
Jon Hamm: Don't know who he is.
Jennifer Aniston: Whiney whiney whiney, shut the fuck up already.
Hollyweird Skanks: Snore
Uma: Sure, it's called skinny dipping when SHE does it.
Nicole Kidman: So, when is she going to start Botoxing her forehead again?
Stupid hats: Celebrities are the only ones who wear those hats, as far as I've seen.
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I wish the Jen thing would just die. No matter what these people do it will be for/in the media.
Just like Jolie and Pitt. They are movie stars and all three have not put out a decent film either ever or in a while. But, they have lots more money than me so I don't feel sorry for any of them.

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ELSA...cover your damned cooter. What do you think this is...ELSA of the Sea.

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Uma Thurman is skinny dipping with her billionaire boyfriend. I hate her.

now THAT's the kind of ho I'm jus jellus of.

Salem: yeah, that's not nice. Does she at least look good, LOL I keeed!

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Somehow I don't beleive Jen was on the verge of tears in public, even though she always looks like she is. I think there's too much interest in the tabloids keeping her Angelina and Brad's victim, and she's not helping. Hooking up with another guy doesn't in itself make you independant. Take heed, ladies.

Snowpiece:
No shes a model. Shes completely naked sunbathing I'm pretty sure she has no idea theres someone taking her picture.

I actually read the Jen Aniston post and the article referenced in the post and they were pretty good. And not too unfair.

PS. I love Jon Hamm. Wonderful actor, wonderful show. Last season, Mad Men felt like a collection of Hemingway short stories or something. This season feels like a novel, though. I've yet to decide the author.

Submitted by snowpiece on August 26, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Libra: ah ok so it's not a thirst FOR sperm but the thirst OF the sperm?

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That's right... at least that's what i think... i could be wrong :p

When a Wonky-Eye Hilton story comes up, I think of the photos of her crying her spoiled fucking ass off in the back of that LAPD patrol car.

Ah, bliss. I can't wait for her to violate her probation again. And it will happen.

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Maybe she's auditioning for the new porn version of Harry Potter, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone," playing Dumblewhore.

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

Libra: ah ok so it's not a thirst FOR sperm but the thirst OF the sperm? LOL
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

Salem13 I can't get on that site at work, is she a little kid or something?
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Why do I keep hearing "dumps like a truck, truck, truck" in my head every time I look at that picture???

Submitted by snowpiece on August 26, 2008 - 1:01pm.
why does Wonky's Madden's shirt say OBEY your sperm thirst???? WTF does that even mean? I should be on Wonky anyways.

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You know how sometimes you crave soda or pizza, well...whenever you crave sperm, as someone people do, you should quench your thirst with the nearest avalible sperm as soon as possible!

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I think it means to obey when your sperm is thirsty for a vagina !
That would also explain why madden is wearing it and not hilton !!

That shirt on Benji is to funny. It sums up their relationship pretty well

Am I the only one that feels weird about those Elsa Benitez pictures? Isn't that in some way illegal?

if i rotated the picture it would be more clear, and i would feel more exposed HAHA, but alas, it stays as it lays ;)

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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.

You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 26, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Hayden Pantygnome!!

Nice effing silver bikini...hope you got some WD40 cause that shit is gonna rust if you stay in the pool too long!

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If I was her, I wouldn't go near any magnets, either!

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Submitted by snowpiece on August 26, 2008 - 1:01pm.
why does Wonky's Madden's shirt say OBEY your sperm thirst???? WTF does that even mean? I should be on Wonky anyways.

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You know how sometimes you crave soda or pizza, well...whenever you crave sperm, as someone people do, you should quench your thirst with the nearest avalible sperm as soon as possible!

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Its is never my intent to be hateful to anyone on this site.Ive never been called that and that is NOT me. Ive never been approached and told what im doing is hurtful and to stop, instead im blindsided by acusations and rationalizations for contemptment. Tell me to stop what im doing if you think it crosses the line before you write about me.

I haven't liked her in anything since Remember the Titans.

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Submitted by Ma Nom on August 26, 2008 - 1:07pm.
What the hell is in your avie? Is that an adult harlequin baby? Ugh....

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Its is never my intent to be hateful to anyone on this site.Ive never been called that and that is NOT me. Ive never been approached and told what im doing is hurtful and to stop

Like a midget disco ball in a dunce cap.

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