Tuesday, August 26th 2008

Dr. Dre Has Lost A Son

Sad news this afternoon. Dr. Dre's 20-year-old son passed away over the weekend. Andre Young Jr. was found by his mother Saturday morning at their home in Woodland Hills, CA.

Andre was out with his friends the night before and came home at around 5:30 in the morning. His mother called the paramedics when she couldn't wake him. They pronounced him dead at the scene.

An autopsy was performed yesterday in Los Angeles. Andre's cause of death is not known at this time.

Dr. Dre's rep confirmed the news to People: "Dr. Dre is mourning the loss of his son. Please respect his family's grief and privacy at this time." Sadness.

Rest in peace, Andre Young Jr.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by missy on August 26, 2008 - 3:11pm.

stoney - nooo! puss giblets or whatever was a total bitch!! this new tard is sweet as sugar♥

and I say tard in a most loving way!

tard♥
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That is ok with me! I feel am tardy a lot of times!

glob!

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xxyxz / El B.
As my metabolism said when i hit 30..."Well bitch, Good things don't last forever."

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stoney - nooo! puss giblets or whatever was a total bitch!! this new tard is sweet as sugar♥

and I say tard in a most loving way!

tard♥
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ELB

Let's just say Dlisted isnt what is used to be a few years ago

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LoLo is coming back???? YAY, I was wondering where she went in my absence. AJP I am gonna stalk y'all, LOL
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Sayonara's picture

RIP

I really feel for his mother that found his body.

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

missy's picture

yes AJP! im in boston! i go down to the city maybe 3 or 4 times a year.. i havent been since may so its time!!! Ill let u guys know.. i have lolo's email address too. aw, I wish i was there today! we could all call in siiiiiiiiiiiick and go play :)

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Submitted by Stoney on August 26, 2008 - 3:06pm.

I know your name is making me gag...

Were you also pussy gravy at some point?
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I am gagging thinking of pussy gravy also. It makes me think of end of red times adn brown likuid. I is Clotty, not vagina sludje.

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AJ-p

I like clotty too

Just sayin

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Submitted by missy on August 26, 2008 - 3:04pm.

Are you close?
You should meet up with us!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

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Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 1:59pm.

I know your name is making me gag...

Were you also pussy gravy at some point?

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 26, 2008 - 3:01pm.

Yeah i dont care who it is i like it a whole fuck lot!
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You maked fuck to me! We must be friends of vegtables!

missy's picture

Clarisse - colds should NOT be allowed during summer!! wtf is up with that shit?!?! feel better soon doll♥
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 26, 2008 - 2:00pm.

YOU GUYS GET TO MEET FOR DRINKS?!?! awwwwwwwww me sooo j*llus!!! aww!!

well shiiit next time i go to nyc im meeting up with all you hos. we can go stalk MK or some shit.

yeah i dont care WHO clotty is, it just seemed familiar is all.. AIIGHT?!?!

ElB - hehe!!!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on August 26, 2008 - 1:00pm.

When I cut a big fat wet one about an hour back. Everyone got dissoriented and started barfing and going every which way. I think there gonna find there way back on the right street soon enough though...

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Submitted by xxyxz on August 26, 2008 - 3:00pm.
clotty is an international woman of mystery

Let her be. Some things are better off unknown

Yeah i dont care who it is i like it a whole fuck lot!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

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Missy,
Ugh! I have the MK strain of the flu/cold this week! SUCKSSSS

Clotty is def friend...and funneh as shite!

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Submitted by la coocaracha on August 26, 2008 - 2:29pm.

*moment of silence*

.....jumps back in.....

All death is not equal...

There are some young people, with horrible disease, there are young people who are psychotic sociopaths, there are young people who are killers,etc, etc..with parent who would be devestated when they.

That being said, if someone has spent there life providing good energy and a sense of goodness in the world, no matter how you they are...you gotta be happy at what they've done and know that they are in a better place than here, while others who have cause overwhelming harm deserve joy at there deaths for a different reason. We dont know this man, if he was good or bad....all we do know is that he was alive...made an impact on the world somehow, and like all of us will do, met his end. And whether he was good or bad, there is definately reason to celebrate rather than be sad. Too many people die everyday, we can be sad everyday because of it, you have to find the happiness in things.

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Its is never my intent to be hateful to anyone on this site.Ive never been called that and that is NOT me. Ive never been approached and told what im doing is hurtful and to stop, instead im blindsided by acusations and rationalizations for contemptment. Tell me to stop what im doing if you think it crosses the line before you write about me.

Jesus H Beelzebub, when did DListed take the wrong turn on Funny Road and head up Serious Ave!!

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Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

FLA= Lolo but i know she was leaving to come back to NYC on friday caus ei have to buy her "im sorry" drinks on saturday becasue I said something mean. I bet she orders the most expensive shit too to pay me back like im not a temp! J/K! shes not a homo gold digger!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

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clotty is an international woman of mystery

Let her be. Some things are better off unknown

Clotty McClingOn's picture

You sillies. You knows me!

That's to bad - it's so hard to lose someone so young regardless of the reason

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hi clarisse!! how are you honey??

no I think clotty is head injury yoda (not the screen name, but the persona). is that the same as fuckingloveangelina?

in any case it seems to be friend not foe :)

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Submitted by Clarisse on August 26, 2008 - 2:50pm.

MIssy,
Clotty = FLA ?
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I am not understending. What is FLA? Am you saying I is VEGTABLE?

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Submitted by missy on August 26, 2008 - 11:48am.

And Stoney - I think your point was totally valid, and Im not surprised you got jumped on either. I wouldnt have jumped on you, and whoever called you a bitch is a close minded moron.
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I can't speak for Stoney, but it was just that wretched cuntrag Leatherette and her little dog too! so it's not like Stoney really got her feelings too hurt, I don't believe. Personally, when the hateful bitch disagrees with me, it just reinforces my belief in my own opinions and all is right with the world.

Now, if she ever agrees with me or someone else here with an ounce of common sense or motives not purely engendered by hate, THEN I'll worry.

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Sad news

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Submitted by xxyxz on August 26, 2008 - 2:49pm.

bloop is poop
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You gotta droop to bloop!

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Submitted by Clarisse on August 26, 2008 - 2:50pm.
MIssy,
Clotty = FLA ?

Dont think so. She not sposed to be back till after friday.

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

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Submitted by Lisa Marie on August 26, 2008 - 1:43pm.

I kind of agree but I wont give up on my dlisted yet!!

I think MK is getting more popular perhaps? Attracting a wider reader base?

Ive been thinking the comments are not as fun anymore either. But hell, it really frees up my time at the office!

COCKSUCKER!

asshole
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Submitted by missy on August 26, 2008 - 2:48pm.

CLOTTY I KNOW YOU YOU HOT BITCH! how aaah ya?
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You am knoing me? From were?

Clarisse's picture

MIssy,
Clotty = FLA ?

*bloop*

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Submitted by Leatherette on August 26, 2008 - 11:50am.
Submitted by Stoney on August 26, 2008 - 1:46pm.
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I know a pastor whose missionary son died in his sleep at 22 -- stroke. Guess dad just didn't set quite enough of an example for the world.

Thanks Leatherette. People need to save the judgemental BS until after we know a cause of death. Geez!

xxyxz's picture

bloop is poop
Caca chorro

BULLSHIT

I could go on but I don't want to get in trouble

missy's picture

CLOTTY I KNOW YOU YOU HOT BITCH! how aaah ya?

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la coocaracha - I feel you. Death isnt bad. It sad to let go of someone you love. But it is a passageway for that persons soul.

And Stoney - I think your point was totally valid, and Im not surprised you got jumped on either. I wouldnt have jumped on you, and whoever called you a bitch is a close minded moron.

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Submitted by Lisa Marie on August 26, 2008 - 12:43pm.
I always enjoyed the comments on this site because everyone was so funny and would say the most outrageous shit, at times the comments were even funnier than MKs- Now there is too much flaming and fighting and *gasp* Political correctness. I also don't like the influx of religious people (why are you here?) and militant mommy types who clog the comments sections with boring stories about their offspring. Like everything else that's really cool, Dlisted is now ruined by a bunch of dumb kids and people who should just SHUT THE FUCK UP if they don't like what someone else has to say. Try commenting on the article at hand instead of commenting on other people's comments, cocksuckers.
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EXCELLENT OBSERVATION!!!!

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Submitted by xxyxz on August 26, 2008 - 2:42pm.

Bloop party?
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What is bloop, pleas?

I always enjoyed the comments on this site because everyone was so funny and would say the most outrageous shit, at times the comments were even funnier than MKs- Now there is too much flaming and fighting and *gasp* Political correctness. I also don't like the influx of religious people (why are you here?) and militant mommy types who clog the comments sections with boring stories about their offspring. Like everything else that's really cool, Dlisted is now ruined by a bunch of dumb kids and people who should just SHUT THE FUCK UP if they don't like what someone else has to say. Try commenting on the article at hand instead of commenting on other people's comments, cocksuckers.

RIP Dre Jr.

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Bloop party?

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Submitted by snowpiece on August 26, 2008 - 2:33pm.

Clotty: come on...but you have to bring your own baby wipes, PSL and I like the GLORY HOLE WIPERS prefered by Terrence Howard.
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I bied those! I'm even with you!

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Damn.

RIP.

"That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read." ~DebFrmHell

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Drama!!!! Queeen!!!!!! ;)****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"

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Snowy girl: No shit. No wonder you took an extended absence. It's a real shame that there are a few that can't take "banned" for a hint & continue to come back & pollute dlisted.
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Clotty: come on...but you have to bring your own baby wipes, PSL and I like the GLORY HOLE WIPERS prefered by Terrence Howard.
****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"

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Submitted by snowpiece on August 26, 2008 - 2:31pm.

PSL: come into the nun thread and lets have toilet times in there, this sh*t every day is getting so damn OLD>
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times. I am liking this. Can I pleas have the toilet times too, becaus I am feeling a big load in my undercarrije.

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PSL: come into the nun thread and lets have toilet times in there, this sh*t every day is getting so damn OLD>
****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"

Clotty McClingOn's picture

I find happeeness in soks.

la coocaracha's picture

*moment of silence*

.....jumps back in.....

All death is not equal...

There are some young people, with horrible disease, there are young people who are psychotic sociopaths, there are young people who are killers,etc, etc..with parent who would be devestated when they.

That being said, if someone has spent there life providing good energy and a sense of goodness in the world, no matter how you they are...you gotta be happy at what they've done and know that they are in a better place than here, while others who have cause overwhelming harm deserve joy at there deaths for a different reason. We dont know this man, if he was good or bad....all we do know is that he was alive...made an impact on the world somehow, and like all of us will do, met his end. And whether he was good or bad, there is definately reason to celebrate rather than be sad. Too many people die everyday, we can be sad everyday because of it, you have to find the happiness in things.

(o)(o) (0)(0) (*)(*) (<)(<) (O)(O) (^)(^) (>)(>) (.)(.) ( o ) ( o )
Its is never my intent to be hateful to anyone on this site.Ive never been called that and that is NOT me. Ive never been approached and told what im doing is hurtful and to stop, instead im blindsided by acusations and rationalizations for contemptment. Tell me to stop what im doing if you think it crosses the line before you write about me.

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 26, 2008 - 2:26pm.

I can read! fuck i just dont make alot of sense some times i guess.
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Theres fuck again! I am making fuck in my eye!

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Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 2:24pm.

I can read! fuck i just dont make alot of sense some times i guess.

edit: oh i like hugs!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

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& thanks Clarisse. Out now, pretty much all I can say about this, Dre is not all about gangsta believe it or not, plus I don't feel I can judge him knowing the place he came from would have crushed me or any other fool, just my opinion, out.