Tuesday, August 26th 2008

The Hardest Working Pair Of Chicken Cutlets In Hollywood!

How does international supermodel Phoebe Price find the time to pose all day on Robertson Blvd, buy tabloid magazines, appear in feature films AND lend her beautiful chicken call to a voice project?! And she does it all while looking stunningly beautiful.

Chicken Cutlets invited photographers inside the CCA Sound Studios in Burbank yesterday to observe magic in the making. PP did voice work for something called "Scarlett May Blossom's Diary: Ceilings I Have Seen." The book looks like a cross between soft-core erotic lit and a young readers' book from the 1970s. I'm sure it will never see the light of a Blockbuster sweep the Oscars next year!

Here's more of PP hard at work. How does she deliver such raw emotion while posing at the same time? She's truly a revolutionary talent!

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Boob3rries's picture

Submitted by melinda1 on August 26, 2008 - 7:56pm.

Love the Versace dress. She records in Versace??

Love it when she does not pose! Does she ever go in sweats?

Can't wait to get the book.
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Submitted by camncal on August 26, 2008 - 4:28pm.

good for her and she looks great in these pics. the book is actually quite interesting. it's a rags to riches story. i think she deserve bigger projects. hopefully she'll book something major soon. anyone know where they are going to release this?

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Phoebe we won't hate on you if you show your true self, first on IMDB and now here? Oh sweetie, grow some ovaries and praise yourself using your own name.

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JaneDoe's picture

Awwwww I miss her! LOL MK this is your fault that I started to miss her when you didnt post a thing about her. which is terrible because I was so sick of her....

KT's picture

ok seriously.. why do the paparazzi photograph her? what, were heidi and spencer busy? what is PP from? what does she do?! i really don't know.

"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3

starsign's picture

You know I can't really hate on PP. She is doing her thing regardless of what anyone else thinks. Granted her 'thing' is kind of lame lol - standing outside brand name stores, posing and holding up pictures of yourself in magazines - but who the hell really cares anyway!?

She is making a living out of being a nobody. Someone who is more infamous than famous. And all she has to do is get her photo and name in some magazine or on some website, etc. She probably will never be an A-lister but that won't stop her trying.

z-listed's picture

I think she has finally found her level of talent. Scarlett May Blossom's Diary, indeed.

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Love the Versace dress. She records in Versace??

Love it when she does not pose! Does she ever go in sweats?

Can't wait to get the book.

Mick's picture

So, who's the homo in the hat?

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Manimal5's picture

1-800-CALL PHEOBE. Ceilings I have seen...Hahaha.

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She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!

TexnDoc's picture

I know what 2 audio books I want - Biggie Smalls Widow beating up bitches, and this.

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Submitted by zomay on August 26, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Does anyone else think that the ad to the right with the white ass and thong is Phoebe? I do.
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Haha! You're probably right. :p
All I know is that I feel like that fucking dress is going to come alive and bite the shit out of me. Run!

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good for her and she looks great in these pics. the book is actually quite interesting. it's a rags to riches story. i think she deserve bigger projects. hopefully she'll book something major soon. anyone know where they are going to release this?

zomay's picture

Does anyone else think that the ad to the right with the white ass and thong is Phoebe? I do.

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plain_sliced's picture

you go, girl. work it. if you have to do porn voice over for all the hotties with swollen throats, wirk it!

kiwikim's picture

I thought that title was an MK joke until I enlarged the thumbnail. That'll look really good on your resume Phoebe. Why not just do straight up porn?

Freak Speely's picture

So she's doing voice work for something that sounds like Judy Blume's more "mature" works?

ILoveRArmitage's picture

She still looks like a cheap hooker. Phoebe, darling, stop looking so cheap and desperate for attention all the time. Spend some time taking acting classes and voice classes to lose that fucking ridiculous accent. Then you maybe could play in the kindergarten Christmas pageant. I hear they need a tree.

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Newportjoey's picture

I really think MK IS HER PUBLICISTS.....

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

It's "bring the most desperate paps to work day"!
Her mom totally took these pictures, she needs some new T Shirts.

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Sandbitch's picture

I swear I can see a vision of Mimi La Rue in the print of PP's dress. Maybe she picked up that little number at Tori Spelling's garage sale.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Here's what PP is recording:

"The number you have reached...756-6666... is not in service. Please check the number and try again."

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

Bonasera's picture

Did anyone notice that the book cover is the picture of Jessica Simpson from the Dukes of Hazzard movie? They changed the face slightly but the image is the same. It's probably the same artist wo works on the 99 cent store photoshop job. Once again, PP is involved in a big budget project. I'm sure her "legal team" procured this prestigious gig for her.

soul's picture

yellow hatDaddy is her manager?

no wait... "voice project"????LMAO
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snowpiece's picture

Boob3rries ya nerd! LOL kidding! if you email PP and tell her I said whazzzzzup! is that you in your avie>?
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Boob3rries's picture

OMG I want her email address!!!!!!

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She's dating one of the PAPS, thats how she gets all of these ridiculous shots. Seriously though. Yes, she is dating one. Definitely. I have it on good authority.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Caroline The Te...: ""Ghosts I Have Been "with a character named Blossom Culp was a young readers book from the 1970's"

Holy SHIT, I read that book!

Alltheprettyones's picture

I bet the "paps" that follow this psycho around is her own mother taking these horrible pics. PP should get a regular job waiting tables at the Ivy and let her memaw retire in peace.

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Submitted by Sheeps on August 26, 2008 - 11:09am.
Yet she still finds time to pump her own gas!

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FritoDorito's picture

Ceilings I Have Seen? Hmmm...

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Stan Hooper's picture

I think Phoebe is enjoying her own Harlequin romance with Michael. Michael may not realize this..but he has literally responsible for her..cough, cough..."fame". This poor delusional woman with her misshaped cheek bones.

Her whole life evolves posing for one website.

sigh....

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Murphy's picture

Is that Chicken Cutlets' dimpled ass I keep seeing in the "lose ten pounds" ad on the side of the page? Could be...

Bone_Daddy's picture

I love PP -- she's a doll --- her email is....p*******@aol.com - I might share it with Michael K - yes, she does answer her email

I like her a lot - for a lot of reasons --- maybe Michael needs to throw on a red wig, pull a Chrissy Croker and Youtube himself shouting and crying "Leave Phoebe Alone..."

cadebra1961's picture

Why is MK so fascinated with this freak anyways? I certainly don't find anything appealing at all with this tranny ginger person. What is she famous for? When will her 15 minutes finally be up? whatever...
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parissucksliterally's picture

Oh, Slutts! You can always make me laugh....even in the face of PP......

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 26, 2008 - 11:53am.
looking at her and the heidi post makes me want to smash my dick between two encyclopedias from 1973!

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Ouch! That was a thick encyclopedia year.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

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Dick Tracy wants his hat back.

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Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

looking at her and the heidi post makes me want to smash my dick between two encyclopedias from 1973!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 26, 2008 - 12:45pm.
hey Farrah! You don't like PP?
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Here ya go with that potty humor again!

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

parissucksliterally's picture

hey Farrah! You don't like PP?

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KD's picture

LOL@ the movie title! It reminds me of what I jokingly say when people ask me what I'm going to do and I say I'm going to "lay on the floor and stare at the ceiling".

Am's picture

Looks like her and Pammy have the same make-up artist.

Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

WHATEVER
she needs to get peed on then she will be famous!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

louise_brooks's picture

PP in the recording studio reminds me of Dirk Diggler and Reed Rothchild recording their album.

"Feel, feel, feel, feel my heeeeeat."

I'd remove that toenail polish immediately, if not sooner, and put something on, that's tasteful.

Snarkley's picture

I'll bet if you walked up to her tomorrow and told her you would give her 1 million for an autographed copy of this mess, she wouldn't have a clue where to find one.

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Submitted by Farrah on August 26, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Seriously, MK, quit it with this bitch. I'm so sick of her. There's gotta be some other idiot standing outside the Ivy swearing they're super famous..
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WTF are you trying to say!!! I AM super-duper famous and standing outside the Ivy while typing this via WiFi. Are you trying to say that I'm not....

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Submitted by senoritame on August 26, 2008 - 11:29am.
Your Mom-My husband signed me up at Hollywoodprofiles.net, it was for acting jobs/extras/etc. He thought that since I can read and have a little girl voice it would work out. They sent me sexy but somehow clinical book that creeped me out so I only did it once!

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Think I just might have to look into that!

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

dreamhypnotique's picture

She fronts like she's some hot sh** world famous supermodel but evidence shows repeatedly that she's an idiotic, amateurish bumpkin who's obviously only recently discovered that cameras capture images.

She's a unique animal -- a total poseur who has no idea how to pose. Pathetic.

What's sad though is that her delusional, self-absorbed behavior would probably make her an absolutely fascinating dinner guest, but that would be cruel because she would be going on and on about how she met this person or did that person or walked the runway here or rubbed up on a lamp post there, and she wouldn't even realize that the other people at table are simultaneously shocked, repulsed, fascinated and moved to pity her.

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Farrah's picture

Seriously, MK, quit it with this bitch. I'm so sick of her. There's gotta be some other idiot standing outside the Ivy swearing they're super famous..
hi sluts!
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