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The phrase "rode hard and put away wet" was created for Pamela Anderson. Old girl needs to soak in a hot bath of Oxiclean, Pine-Sol, paint remover and Lime-A-Way. I know experts tell you not to mix chemicals, but Pamela's case is an emergency! After her bath, Mr. Sandman needs to drop a fucking sandbox on her head so she can take a 2-month nap!

I see what Pamela is trying to do, though. She's trying to recreate Shauna Sand's elegant beauty on her own haggard face. I mean, she's not even wearing exquisite lucite heels. EPIC FAIL!

Here's more of Pamela looking like a day-shift stripper on the bad shit while promoting her reality show in Australia.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Laura on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:31am.

Submitted by sandrak on August 26, 2008 - 9:29am.
She cannot be for real. She looks crappy. Whats with the lip liner?
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My question exactly. And that pose in thumb 4 - how old are you Pam? Not young enough for that pose.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:31am.

She needs to accept the fact that she's getting old. You can't be a pin-up ho forever.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:30am.

The Free Clinic just announced that due to the high costs involved treating Pam's ailments, it is no longer free.

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Submitted by Raniya on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:30am.

I though that when you are vegetarian, you look healthier and younger...

I guess there is always an exception..

Submitted by Shelley on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:29am.

Her makeup is simply atrocious!! That in itself is 80% of the problem. A good makeup job can work wonders for even the most desperate of us [I include myself in that remark! hehe].

Submitted by sandrak on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:29am.

She cannot be for real. She looks crappy. Whats with the lip liner?

Submitted by Pernicious on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:28am.

Like so many others, this bitch should have quit while she was ahead. When you've been in the game a couple of decades and you look like you couldn't place on Rock of Love, you need to just buy the mom jeans, take your kids to soccer practise and call it a day.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:28am.

rode hard and put away dead need to be invented for this one.
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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:28am.

she looks So dead in the face

Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:27am.

DAMN! Boy am I glad I renewed my anti-virus protection service just in time.
I can't stop itching.

Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:27am.

The phrase "rode hard and put away wet" was created for Pamela Anderson.

I'm laughing my ass of at the Free Clinic Shit tag. Has she always worn her lip liner like that? It's not even on her fucking lip! Goddamn, she is skanky!
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:25am.

Pam Panders-some once said that she paid $9000-a-day to have someone do her make-up. Her DIY attempts are ghoulishly inept. She needs to rehire her make-up artist, stat.

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