Tuesday, August 26th 2008
Go To Bed!
The phrase "rode hard and put away wet" was created for Pamela Anderson. Old girl needs to soak in a hot bath of Oxiclean, Pine-Sol, paint remover and Lime-A-Way. I know experts tell you not to mix chemicals, but Pamela's case is an emergency! After her bath, Mr. Sandman needs to drop a fucking sandbox on her head so she can take a 2-month nap!
I see what Pamela is trying to do, though. She's trying to recreate Shauna Sand's elegant beauty on her own haggard face. I mean, she's not even wearing exquisite lucite heels. EPIC FAIL!
Here's more of Pamela looking like a day-shift stripper on the bad shit while promoting her reality show in Australia.
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She looks like road kill.
How unfortunate.
I can't look at these photos anymore because it feels like my ovaries will shrivel up and die if I do.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on August 26, 2008 - 11:53am.
Pam is seriously channeling Baby Jane Hudson.
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LOL....NOW we'll find out whatever happened to her.
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
No bad things to say about her!!! She was in London a while back....and let me tell ya she is very nice in real life, this from a credible close source!!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
WTF is up with that horrendous eye liner. Bitch put that shit on in the dark...or maybe while she was standing on her head. She's got a bit of a wonk-eye thing going on....yikes.
yeah...the lip liner above the actual lip line is gross.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Oxygen- lets all smack her on the forehead!!
Snowpiece
lol, yeah from LAST week. The more I look at the pics the more I'm convinced this bitch and her show would be better of if she stuck to radio promotions.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Pam is seriously channeling Baby Jane Hudson.
Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 11:51am.
Tell us more!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
NYAPPLES : it looks like another Dirty Sanchez....
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
memo to pamela: you're not 25 anymore. stop trying to act like you are. you look ridiculous and it isn't cute.
Pammy the tranny, ya look like a $2 meth-whore, washed-up, smelly old skankity-skank. Suddenly, the Trollsens, Kiki and all the other celebsluts look clean-cut in comparison.
Pam used to be so pretty, but then she hooked up with that overly-tattoed mess Tommy Lee....what's with the Amy Wino eyeliner? Good God, she even makes Wino look rather wholesome, judging from these pics. Pammy, you stink, you played-out, nasty crackhead!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
I SAWED XENU
He at my backyard in tutu with boobie tassels
She has the face of a thirty year old...
A thirty year old that has been strung out on meth/hooking since age twelve.
Well, I tried to say something nice...
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Snowpiece,
Thanks I just saw i got one of the three, I told XENU yesterday when he posted his poem was hilarious, he deserved top spot I love love loved it. Its also a nice boost since im in total pain from being roasted under the sun over the weekend. Pam is not on Sunset Tan, but that bitch could easily be on it and I wouldnt even know, there all the same shit. And with the high resolution on Girl on the Loose, it could be Pamela Anderson or some other bitch cause seriously you can barely see her, all you see is light. BOth shows are just filled with these vapid, characterless people, fixated on how hot they look, and they all look the same, orange, way to much makeup, and over the hill. Pams makeup lipliner looks more like a mustache, theres fucking space between her lip and the liner, AHHHH. And to think someone charged a hefty price to apply that mess.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
PAM-EELA is big CRAZY
She dont love himself muhc if goes to store like THEES
Old girl is looking rough! Tore up, from the floor up.
I feel a little sorry for her though. If your "talent" is your looks, what do you have when they fade? Hopefully, she's invested her money well.
This is the worst I think I've ever seen her look.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
I'll give Pam credit that she was hot shit back in her day; but there comes a point that you have to have to stop relying on the physical and more on the mental. What we look like in our 20s isn't what we look like in our 40s. Never stop embracing your strengths and always work on incorporating a new you. It isn't easy, but in the past few months, I've come to realize that Heart isn't going to invite me to perform a solo or Ricky Martin isn't going to ask me to become a back-up singer/dancer. *Raises fists* Why Ann & Nancy, didn't you fucking call me!!! *flails*
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Oh my. Look at picture six! Bitch is melting before our very eyes.
She really needs to just STOP! I mean it's starting to look.....painful.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Looks like she could use a V8.
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NYAPPLES Pamela Anderson is on Sunset Tan now???
ps congrats on your funny ass caption.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
GAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
The faded barbed wire tattoo just tops it off. Oh, and the hep.
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No ones mentioned how much of a chola this bitch looks like. But even the worst chola would not be caught wearing lip liner thats not even on the lips.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
She really needs to stop doing drugs, quit fucking musicians, and COVER UP. Uh!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
She needs to be put away permanantly. I'm crossing my fingers hoping she'll follow the "make your breasts smaller" trend.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 26, 2008 - 11:33am.
Pammy really needs to stop trying to sell the sexy- it's sold OUT.
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Sold Out......I agree; Pam needs to stop trying to sell discount tickets to that show.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Rode Hard - yes.
Put away - not yet....but there's always hope.
poor thing. all shes got left are her sad, plastic boobies. nothing more pathetic than these ageing hos stuck in the past. face it...your 15 minutes are up. NEXT!
This skanky old whore has been played out for a loooong time. Bleh.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
DAY......UM
Stop with the bullshit already. I MIGHT have awakended looking like this shit after working all day, drinking all night, and getting 30 minutes of sleep. And I think I remember that it was Halloween.
She looks like a clown's ass.
WTF is that? Drag queens wear less make up than here. And what's up with this coloring outside of the lines shyt?
Oh jesus, her face in picture 6: I don't know whether to laugh hysterically or run away in terror.
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Hi5.
YIKES!!! What happened to the "no close up pictures" rule?? Someone definitely needs to enforce that.
BTW...who's raising her kids?
omg!! she has always been ugly (IMO) but this is the worst she has ever looked.
"Growing older gracefully" is not in this woman's vocabulary. Sheesh!
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
I miss "Denise Richards: Its complicated" and "Living Lohan", both shows showed a real family, and Denise came of as a real person and someone that if you would have met in person you might have liked. Even at their worst, both shows had one episode where nothing happened really, but it was a decent way to kill time, and provided mindless entertainment. With "Girl On the Loose" and "Sunset Tan" its a bunch of old people still trying to act young and sexy. Half the crew of Sunset Tan, like Pamela Anderson, are close to 40 or over, and still think there these hot 18yo pieces. WRONG. Pamela looks so haggard in real life and without makeup she is unrecognizable, so when they show her in her show, they always increase the resolution so theirs so much light you cant see any wrinkles because everything is super white. But when shes not in the shot, and it goes back to her workers, all of a sudden the resolution is set to normal, PLEASE! Whats even further more irritating is Pamelas fucking friends. They always seem to have to add when talking to her how hot she is. It's like the hot girl in school with her friends who looked up to her, and later in life when she's lost her looks, her and her friends refuse to accept reality and still keep up the facade. She doesnt even come of as cool, just like a douchebag with a pussy desperately seeking attention. Pathetic.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Oh god MK you make me LMAO. I love you so. I wish the Internet here was faster so I could get on DListed whenever I want!! Instead, I have to get on when no one else is. (Everyone else is at a required meeting but me xD)
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Hi5.
how in the world can the begin to say she
is this generation's marilyn monroe?
even at her worst, mm was still the best.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
I believe the Spirit of the Crackie of Camden has, in anticipation of her possible imminent death (sad but likely), been doing tests on various celebrities to choose a body to inhabit.
This week it's Pam Anderson's turn. Let's hope we get to see more entertaining testing soon!
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
She's got the Amy Wino eyeliner schtick goin' on.
Pam, lipliner is to line just inside the lip line, not a milimeter outside of the lips. You may think it saves you money on your cosmetic surgery bills, but it looks retarded.
Hi Slutts!
Pammy really needs to stop trying to sell the sexy- it's sold OUT.
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He put himself so low he could hardly even look me in the face
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Pammy needs to learn that Kool-Aid mustache lipliner is a huge NO!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
the only thing left perky on this bitch are her bit fake titties and me thinks that wont last forever at the rate shes going, no matter how much silicone shes injecting into them..
This broad needs to give it up. She is wayyyyy past her expiration date. Being a who-ah is nasty enough, but doing it well into your 40s and when you have kids? Gross.
P.S. I look at skanks like her and Mrs. Jenna Baby Hue, and the lovely Shauna Sand and I thank GOD that they are not my mother. My mother may be a lot of things, but at least she always was and still is modest. Never saw her wearing any miniskirts or 6 inch heels. Thank you God!
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Submitted by Raniya on August 26, 2008 - 11:30am.
I though that when you are vegetarian, you look healthier and younger...
I guess there is always an exception..
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Me thinks that Pam needs to incorporate a few servings of Manwich into her diet and leave the dick meat alone.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Hell no!!! Busted tranny face!!
I see why they shoot that reality show of hers with a freaking veil over the lens. She looks like the hounds of hell caught up with her and gave her a good ass whoopin'!
so what is botox tested on animals and thats why she wont use it? There some smooth looking bunnies running around out there some place?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.