The Troll Forgot To Wear Pants
The sneaky troll known as Mary-Kate Olsen has the right idea. Why bother getting dressed anymore? Fuck, why bother washing your hair or scrubbing your genitals? Life would be so much easier if we all just rolled out of bed, put on some nasty chanklas, ate a bowl of liver spots and then headed out the door.
The sad part is that you now I have it all wrong. MK probably spent hours getting ready and her outfit totally costs more than everything I own. Althought, that isn't saying much because I basically own a laptop, a TV, a coffee maker and a bitchy ass dog who bark a lot of shit!
I guess looking like a homeless runaway from the 90s costs!
Here's more of that devious elf leaving a Radiohead concert at the Hollywood Bowl last night. She might be wearing some ripped up jean shorts underneath that flannel. Or it could be her pet worms coming out to play. Probably the latter.
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Doesn't she have a mother to help dress her? Oh, that's right. The trolls were found growing on the side of a tree in Sherwood Forest.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 26, 2008 - 9:15am.
your Mom, ewwww jellies are the worst, I can't believe okie said she likes them, they make your feet so sweaty and slidy and sticky, just ewwwwwwww!
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Yeah, and then if the shoes have really flat heels and a bunch of dirt gets in there your feet are stinky, sweaty, and black by the end of the day. That's always super-pleasant. Okie says she likes them, but she probably took too many vicodins this morning...lol
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
MK Trollsen and "sexy" will never be used in the same sentence, unless it's a pedophile saying it.
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I wonder if she thinks she's being edgy dressing like that or if she truly doesn't care. She just looks like a total hobo to me. I mean, honestly, if I had as much money as her I'd dress a whole lot better than that! (But then again I wouldn't be wasting the money on cocaine, marlboros and northern lights.)
So, in ten years or hopefully less, what are Paris, Nicole, Mary-Kate and countless other nothings going to do when the press and people simply aren't interested in them anymore and are chasing much younger nothings? I think we all know that Paris won't be able to handle that.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Submitted by Cindyloo on August 26, 2008 - 9:14am.
So, anyone know exactly what these two girls are doing now? They had dropped out of school in NYC, so, are they still in NYC or CA or what? Or, does Mary-Kate think she is going to spend the rest of her life being photographed by the press?
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These little monkey broads are leaning toward the fashion world these days. I think they're settled under the Brooklyn Bridge.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Morrissey, that's just wrong. I wanna knooooooow.
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How much plastic surgery has she friggin' had?!
Now everyone smile and say," Prunes!"
your Mom, ewwww jellies are the worst, I can't believe okie said she likes them, they make your feet so sweaty and slidy and sticky, just ewwwwwwww!
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Maybe MKO ate too many prunes and shat her pants.
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Could those pupils be any larger? Maybe she just came from the Optometrist.
So, anyone know exactly what these two girls are doing now? They had dropped out of school in NYC, so, are they still in NYC or CA or what? Or, does Mary-Kate think she is going to spend the rest of her life being photographed by the press?
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
She looks like she has a cleft lip in the main pic.
I think that's a coke vial on the chain around her neck, at least it looks like one. Those shoes look like the shower flops they issue to the patients at the VA Hospital.
What kind of fantasy land does this elf live in that putting on an oversized flannel shirt and nothing else and going out makes sense???
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Being a troll and working right out of the vagina must have been tough. It makes me wonder if they know the difference between reality and fantasy. They still look like little kids.
Submitted by mary jane on August 26, 2008 - 9:56am.
Is it just me or do her pupils look dialated?
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hell YEAH they're dilated. fucking hypocritical drug-addict-wannabe fucking whore. She's such a fucking slut, I hate her so much.
I would love to kick her fucking troll ass off of a balcony. she is so undeserving of everything she has.
i could say more, because i know SO much about her, but i won't.
She makes me so fucking sick, i almost get angry, she is SUCH a waste.
I'm sorry.
UGH.
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Good God, why are the Trollsen douches still relevant? I wish the twin twats would just go away already. Check out their new line of jewelry guyS!
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Stupid fucking monkey trolls make me wanna puke!
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Yes, her pupils r fucking dilated as hell.
I love how jelly shoes make my feet sweaty and stinky.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
I wonder what would happen if i decided to go out without pants on... Hmmm.
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Is it just me or do her pupils look dialated?
Jellies Jellie Jellies
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
Submitted by JoJo on August 26, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck a person hauls around in a purse that big!!??!!!
I think she carries the other Trollson in there.
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Submitted by JoJo on August 26, 2008 - 8:48am.
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck a person hauls around in a purse that big!!??!!!
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Oh, that carries around the rest of her ego.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
@snowpiece *sits by door waiting on sexay delivery boy* He better be packing!!!
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
Nah, I don't think they are jellies...and it looks like she's got denim shorts on under the top that's 5 sizes too big.
Damn, with all that money, why do they look like they are homeless? I'm all for wearing simple jeans and tees, but the clothes they wear are something a homeless person or mental patient would wear.
Maybe they do it on purpose. Who knows?
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JoJo.. I have a purse that big, I carry around my ex boyfriends torso.. He made me really mad one day..Just that one day! *laughs insanely*
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck a person hauls around in a purse that big!!??!!!
good morning your Mamasita!
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okie: I am sending it by messenger, and he's hawt!!!!!
Oh it took me 21/2 hours to get to work this morning is all, sigh....
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Good morning Okie, Snowy!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Money doesn't buy you class, or good taste or apparently shampoo?!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Hot damn! I thought that was Madonna at first glance. Way to go to look like a white trash memaw, MK!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Snowy, Why so stressed..? Perc will tame your mind.. Muah!! throw me one.. *begs*
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
MK "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok..."
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 26, 2008 - 9:30am.
Is she wearing Jelly's.. Remember those shoes as a kid.. Oh fuck I wish it was ok to wear them now, but its NOT Mary Kate!! its NOT!!
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Don't think they're jellies. Too bad, at least she would be wearing something pretty.
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My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile!
Radiohead at the Hollywood Bowl: that sounds like a good concert. They played at the Greek 2 years ago--even more intimate.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
Good lord she needs to stop the drugs.
How trendy...with her sexy lumberjack flannel and mules. I love her smoldering glance at the camera in pic #6.
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She looks fucked up right there. I wish I were! I can't wait for this day to end.
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okie I missed your crazy ass yesterday! I am so stressed today I am about to pop a Percoset (sp?) at work, so keep an eye on me that I don't get too Britney. ♥
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Bwahahahah C-word! You're right.
MKO wore this to a Radiohead concert?
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She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Is she wearing Jelly's.. Remember those shoes as a kid.. Oh fuck I wish it was ok to wear them now, but its NOT Mary Kate!! its NOT!!
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...and in thumbnail pic #7 we get to see who actually bought Lohan's zippered leggings...
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
i hope she has something on under those rags...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Is this Olson Troll wearing a diaper underneath that dish rag?