The Troll Forgot To Wear Pants

Girl needs a pair of Dr. Scholl's to build some muscle tone.

If Goodwill gift wrapped that outfit and left it on my doorstep with a lovely note, it would still go directly into the trash.

I don't care who she paid to call her fashionista, in reality she is just another pill popping ex-child star gone bad. Sad.

If I had her money I'd buy a Winnebago and travel across the US to see all the weird and wonderful and offbeat roadside attractions, like the Museum of Historic Torture Devices in Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

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I do a dirty job but I have an excuse: I do it dirtily.

It just goes to show those celeb bastards have it way too easy.
Go outside like that in America (or europe for that matter), ie with cokehead eyes, a bedhead, a flannel shirt as a dress and no specific purpose, and you will at best get stopped by police or taken away to the nearest mental institution. In fact, walking in America with no specific purpose (ie shopping) will get your weird looks.

Damn this troll.

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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

her pupils remind me of the Daria episode when Jake and Helen decide to take their daughters on a trip to the great outdoors and eat hallucinogenic berries.

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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

Submitted by gyeah on August 26, 2008 - 8:12am.
Troll, Troll, Troll your boat
take me down the street

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LOL!!!!

BTW: Has she been Kabbalahed? I notice red string around her right wrist ... or is that rubber band?

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Olson Twins are fashion icons, my ass!
First, because she didn't pluck her eyebrows and went out in public, all the style magazines were drooling over it and saying "bushy eyebrows are back ..just look at Mary-Kate!". I am now waiting for these same magazines to start ranting that "Grunge is back because...just look at Mary-Kate!".
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"

Momus: i thought at first it was a splint but I have decided it's one of those rings.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

Troll, Troll, Troll your boat
take me down the street

I thought that the walk of shame was usually done at dawn.

BTW: What's that black mark/thing on her finger?

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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Chicaloca : I'm pretty sure it's all Joey's fault.
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I hate her face.

Ugh, maybe that was harsh, but she just bugs me.

No effort at all Mary-Kate???? Seriously?? THATS what you think looks hawt on you??? Ugh! Why you little fugly TROLL!! ;P

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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!

Who would have taught little Michelle would grow up to become two crazies

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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....

Look on the bright side, people. It looks like she washed her hair, hmm, no more than 2 or 3 days ago. Thumbs up, Olsen!

"looking like you do when your trash boyfriend beats the living sh** out of you because you smoked the last cigarette and asked him where he went tonight"

STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOWS AT MY PRIVATE ACTIVITIES! Snooping on me!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

She's mastered the haute-couture style of looking like you do when your trash boyfriend beats the living sh** out of you because you smoked the last cigarette and asked him where he went tonight, so you screamed at him to get the hell out of your trailer and you put on his tobacco-smelling flannel shirt over your naked a$$ and drove to the nearest police station in mom's 88 Ford Taurus to make a report, but he got there before you did because his sprinting is powered by meth and now you're kissing to make up, all the while Sergeants Jones and McCafferty want to arrest him but you pulled a minor Stockholm Syndrome and now tell them that "you pigs wouldn't understand true love."

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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."

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cadebra1961 good to see you!
that's Tbag from Prison Break, my soul mate, LOL
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 26, 2008 - 9:26am.

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Yet another reason for me to love billy goats (but not in "that way").

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Snowpiece, I forgot to ask: Who's the hip dude in your avie?

p.s. it's good to be back at the Dlisted! I miss all you crazy kooks!

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Hey snowpiece! Yes, that's Monty from 'The Misfits' a truly awesome movie! He's one of my fave actors of all time!

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This troll has been rode hard and put away wet.

cadebra1961 thanks babe, is that Monty looking sexy in your avie?
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 26, 2008 - 10:26am.
Once upon a time......

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA snowpiece!!! Well done!

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Oh, I forgot to ask this before: why don't either of the Trollsens ever fucking SMILE? WTF is up with that? Surely they can afford to get their meth mouth, nasty teefs fixed.

It always looks as though they're about to puke or something. Maybe if she took a bath to banish the horrific b.o. she must surely be eminating, then the uptight little twat might actually crack a genuine smile. They both look like they stink to high heaven. God, I can't stand the fact that these two douches are still considered celebrities worth photographing and writing about their day-to-day activities. WHY?!?

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Submitted by JoJo on August 26, 2008 - 8:48am.

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck a person hauls around in a purse that big!!??!!!

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Her Lucky Charms.

Once upon a time
there were three Billy Goats called Gruff.
In the winter they lived in a barn in the valley.
When spring came they longed to travel
up to the mountains to eat the lush sweet grass.
On their way to the mountains
the three Billy Goats Gruff had to cross a rushing river.
But there was only one bridge across it,
made of wooden planks.
And underneath the bridge
there lived a terrible, ugly, one-eyed troll.
Nobody was allowed to cross the bridge
without the troll's permission
and nobody ever got permission.
He always ate them up.
The smallest Billy Goat Gruff was first to reach the bridge. Trippity-trop, trippity-trop
went his little hooves as he trotted
over the wooden planks.

Ting-tang, ting-tang went the little bell round his neck.
" Who's that trotting over my bridge ? "
Growled the troll from under the bridge.
"Billy Goat Gruff," squeaked the smallest goat
in his little voice.
"I'm only going up to the mountain
to eat the sweet spring grass."
"Oh no, you're not!" said the troll.
"I'm going to eat you for breakfast!"
" Oh no, please Mr. Troll, " pleaded the goat.
" I'm only the smallest Billy Goat Gruff.
I'm much too tiny for you to eat,
and I wouldn't taste very good.
Why don't you wait for my brother,
the second Billy Goat Gruff ?
He's much bigger than me
and would be much more tasty. "
The troll did not want to waste his time on a little goat if there was a bigger and better one to eat.
"All right, you can cross my bridge," he grunted.
"Go and get fatter on the mountain
and I'll eat you on your way back!"
So the smallest Billy Goat Gruff
skipped across to the other side.

The troll did not have to wait long
for the second Billy Goat Gruff.
Clip-clop, clip-clop went his hooves
as he clattered over the wooden planks.

Ding-dong, ding-dong went the bell around his neck.
"Who's that clattering across my bridge?"
screamed the troll,
suddenly appearing from under the planks.
" Billy Goat Gruff, " said the second goat in his middle-sized voice.
"I'm going up to the mountain
to eat the lovely spring grass."
"Oh no you're not!" said the troll.
"I'm going to eat you for breakfast."
" Oh, no, please, " said the second goat.
" I may be bigger than the first Billy Goat Gruff,
but I'm much smaller than my brother,
the third Billy Goat Gruff.
Why don't you wait for him?
He would be much more of a meal than me. "
The troll was getting very hungry,
but he did not want to waste his appetite
on a middle-sized goat
if there was an even bigger one to come.
" All right, you can cross my bridge," he rumbled.
" Go and get fatter on the mountain
and I'll eat you on your way back ! "
So the middle-sized Billy Goat Gruff scampered across to the other side.

The troll did not have to wait long
for the third Billy Goat Gruff.
Tromp-tramp, tromp-tramp went his hooves
as he stomped across the wooden planks.
Bong-bang, bong-bang went the big bell round his neck.
" Who's that stomping over my bridge?" roared the troll, resting his chin on his hands.
" Billy Goat Gruff, " said the third goat in a deep voice.
" I'm going up to the mountain
to eat the lush spring grass. "
" Oh no you're not, " said the troll
as he clambered up on to the bridge.
" I'm going to eat you for breakfast ! "
" That's what you think, "
said the Biggest Billy Goat Gruff.

Then he lowered his horns, galloped along the bridge
and butted the ugly troll.
Up, up, up went the troll into the air...
then down, down, down into the rushing river below.
He disappeared below the swirling waters,
and was gone.
So much for his breakfast,
thought the biggest Billy Goat Gruff.
" Now what about mine ! "
And he walked in triumph over the bridge
to join his two brothers on the mountain pastures.
From then on everyone could cross the bridge whenever they liked -

Thanks to the Three Billy Goats Gruff.

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