Tuesday, August 26th 2008
Dirty Kisses
Last month, Kiki Dunst and the Mac Dude were spotted "canoodling" in NYC. Well, they are still going strong or something. Kiki and Justin Long "were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas" at Sunset Junction in L.A. this past weekend. A witness who probably dry heaved while watching their PDA told Rush & Molloy, "They were holding hands and were all over each other." Sucio!
I'm sure it looked like two raggedy pigeons picking bugs off of each other. And you know a new species of fleas was born from their make-out fest. Maybe they weren't making out? Maybe Justin was just popping Kiki's huge zit with his teeth. That's real love.
Visit Metromix to see more pictures from Sunset Junction this past weekend.
Nice zit!
Irregardless of what you think of her, she's a damned lucky woman. Love Justin.
She always looks like a 40 year old drunk
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
A few others have commented on this, but what the fuck is going on with her face?!?!?
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Why won't this girl wear a bra? She's 1) under 30 and 2) never had a baby, and still her chichis are hanging somewhere in the vicinity of her waist these days. Go and buy a decent bra, Kiki!
More to the point, though - why are all these boys attracted by her sagging boobs and matted hair? Is it her drug connection? Does she pay them? It can't be the publicity angle (she hasn't made a decent movie in years) or just because she's an easy lay (those are a dime a dozen in Hollywood, especially for cute young hipster actors with even a tiny bit of success). It must be her access to many good drugs. I can't account for it otherwise.
I wonder if she is still suffering from depression.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Dirty bitch needs to be a spokesperson for fucking PROACTIVE OR DERMABLEND! Something and STAT!!
Kiki accepted Drew Barrymore's leftovers I see. She's so the leftover rebound girl...what's THAT on her face?! YUCK-O!
Your face!
OMG! This was my brush with celebrity! (not very hard in L.A.) Anyway, that pic was taken at 4100 club on Sunday as Mac Guy and Kiki took my seat as I was making my exit with the ol' ball and chain for further Sunset Junction adventures. If you stare really hard at the pic you will see my aura trying to wipe that thing off Kiki's face!!!
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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on August 26, 2008 - 7:15am.
E.Fabulous, I love that movie! Allison Janney is the best thing in it.
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Ditto, Allyson Janney kills me in that movie! Ellen Barkin's pretty damn hysterical too. Only Kiki movie I've ever liked.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
You know ....i would reeeeeeeeeally love to know what in the fuck happened with those two (Drew & this guy) and to know wha is up with Kiki always eating Drew's leftovers.
That is the most disgusting rebound I have ever seen.
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This is a very "ageist" morning here on Dlisted. Between this and the Housewives thread. At almost Drew's age, I'm feeling ancient.
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I'm talking about Drew, not you... In her new maybelline commercial, she looks fat and like she wallowed her face in firey cheetos before the filming
I liked Drew up until about that horrid charlies angels monstrosity -- all downhill for her since
She looks like one of those forty-five year old women who have smoker-voice and have many pets but don't really take care of them properly.
He looks like a Cro Magnon sans artistic ability.
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DivasGone:
I think you can do both, depending on the situation. If your ex happens to date someone fug after you break up, you can laugh at the sucker because he/she downgraded. But if you get dumped FOR a fug and/or slut, you cry miserably.
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DivasGone: I don't know, I think it's def better for your ego when they downgrade but I can also see the other side too.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by Bone_Daddy on August 26, 2008 - 7:09am.
Dude has definitely downgraded...
At least Drew Barrymore was hot 10-20 years ago --
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This is a very "ageist" morning here on Dlisted. Between this and the Housewives thread. At almost Drew's age, I'm feeling ancient.
I've always had this question... does it make you feel better if your ex is totally dating a Downgrade? Or do you then question his entire taste level?
Like if you break up with someone and then a few weeks later he's dating Jabba the Slut. Do you laugh? Or do you cry?
Kiki, you must lay off the meth, take a bath, put on some clean clothes, and then try the Proactiv. Jeez you look like a homeless junkie SKANK WHORE. Justin seems like a decent dude, hopefully he won't catch any diseases off of this nasty trollop!
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Note to Mac Dude: you totally dove off the pedestal I put you on. I thought you had better taste than that. It will take me 3 tasteful girlfriends after kiki to forgive you, at LEAST. No, don't even TRY kissing up. it won't work.
Dude has definitely downgraded...
At least Drew Barrymore was hot 10-20 years ago -- Remember the show unhappily ever after -
Mr. Floppy was obsessed with Drew
Side Note: Drew Barrymore used to be hooked up with Tom Green - so this guy has 2nd hand GreenJizz and is spreading it around hollywood like peanut butter
Justin forgot his skank repellant and put on Axe body spray instead. Attracted Kiki to him like a whore to a sailor on shore leave.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
this woman disgusts me. ugly beyond belief.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Kiki must like Drew's used up seconds... Didnt she also date Fabrizio Moretti when Drew dumped his ass?
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It's been a couple of years since I've seen it so I don't remember much, but I do remember liking it. Honestly, I end up liking most of what I see Kirsten in. I haven't seen the whole thing, but I even liked what I saw of Marie Antoinette.
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You're all nuts. She's a super-sexy beesh!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Whatever happened to the cute girl from "Bring iton" and "Drop dead gorgeous"?She has been looking so shitty for awhile!
I watched him in a movie called the Sasquatch Gang the other night. It was really funny! he was hilarious i thought!! I wonder if Drews pissed. She's like, "well, Kiki better not be wearing Maybelline, too!!"
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
"Crazy Beautiful" pisses me off because gross, greasy Kiki (both in the movie and in reality) does not deserve the beautiful Jay Hernandez.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Deputy Trudy Wiegel ha ha yes, CrazyBeautiful. I was always like, "right, She's crazy and he's Beautiful", LOL Was it any good, I think I liked it because she reminded me of myself when I was that age, LOL .
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
UGH - she is soooo fugly.
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I know Snowy! It's straight out of the Lord of the Rings and shit.
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She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
YES! I LOVE Allison Janney in that movie!! Ellen Barkin, too. That movie is seriously awesome. I think I will add it to my Netflix right now because it's been too long...
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Yeah, Ellen was great, too. When I first saw DDG, I sat through the whole thing thinking that was Cameron Diaz as her mother. lmao
Snowpiece, yep! Crazy Beautiful or something. The Oxygen channel used to show that movie all the goddamn time.
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two greasy people bumping uglies, why is this relevant?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
wasn't she in that movie where she is in love with that hot Mexican guy? And she's like the poor little messed up rich girl? I liked that movie but it was probably just that dude I was gazing at and not seeing Kikz.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
and i agree..."drop dead gorgeous" is a great movie...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Mac Dude always has that dried out ashy lip thing going as if he licks his lips alot.
But to envision him and Snagglepuss licking each other's lips gets my gag reflex going.
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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on August 26, 2008 - 8:15am.
E.Fabulous, I love that movie! Allison Janney is the best thing in it.
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YES! I LOVE Allison Janney in that movie!! Ellen Barkin, too. That movie is seriously awesome. I think I will add it to my Netflix right now because it's been too long...
Montrose, Minnesooooota (where it takes place) is right by my parents' cabin. So magical.
She’s got acne and his voice keeps cracking….it’s a match made in puberty heaven.
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
I liked him & Drew together. Also, remember when Kiki was with Jake Gyllenhaal, starred in "Marie Antoinette," etc. What the hell happened???
I do love her in "Drop Dead Gorgeous." That movie is the shit.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
WOW, Big step down.
I can't get over Kiki's the third eye. It's looking at me!
Editied: ITA E.Fab. Drop Dead Gorgeous is a great movie. Ellen Barkin is pretty hilarious too.
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hard core meth face!
hard core!
hard core! who say that these days? HARD CORE!
Kirk Cameron is fucking HARD CORE! JESUS!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
E.Fabulous, I love that movie! Allison Janney is the best thing in it.
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