Monday, August 25th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: The "Desperate Housewives" Promo Shots
Every time promo shots come out for the new season of "Desperate Housewives," I expect to see a bunch of mannequins looking all "desperate" in a room filled with apples. The promo pictures for season 5 aren't anything new. These hos look about as waxy as those apples laying around them. What is up with all those apples anyway? Teri Snatcher needs to pick one up and eat it. Eva LongWHORIA needs to stuff one down her throat. And Marcia Cross looks like a hot ginge ghost who is about to eat your soul. And her skin is making the floor look tan.
I usually don't look forward to this shit show, but I am this season. Gale Harold, the return of Edie and a haggard (more than usual) Eva LongWHORIA? I'm in.
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i'm appalled this shit continues to get greenlighted...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
I think I would rather watch paint dry.
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You are who you think you are.
I love this show...all the treachery and shenanigans...I can't wait for the new season to start. I also think Eva Longoria is pretty..too bad she's friend with Chestica Simpson, ughhh.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Nighty, night, horny, hore-Whores, here's hoping Eva never loses her baby weight...hehehe...
I'm off to bigger and better things...Well, I'm off to Purple Drank and Vienna sausages on generic saltines with cheeze whiz, but, whatevs...Excuse my DListed glamor... Oh heeey...Don't hate, imitate...
Anywho, FAT EVA, FOREVER...Oh, and Terry eat a sammich...a BIG sammich...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
ps) albeit in a different color than babypukefrenchgreenbeangreen. (no snark intended)
photoshop or not, that is the most gorgeous shot of Felicity that has ever been published. she looks stunning, and pure Hollywood. Kudos to her. there is not much about her I don't like. she seems real, down to earth, and humble. ... and yes, she can act. (what a novel concept) ... she's even married to a (seemingly good guy) geek.. so you know she has heart. no snark about her from me.
ps... and I'd cut a (housewife) bitch for that dress!
every time I look at Marcia Cross, I get flashbacks of her on Melrose Place ripping off her wig to expose her scary ass scar.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 25, 2008 - 7:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 25, 2008 - 5:36pm.
I say this in all sincerity...meh...
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Is "meh" the sound a tiger makes when gakking up a hairball?
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No, common mistake, but actually 'keh' is the sound when coughing up a hairball...*keh*...excuse me..*keh, keh...KEHHHH....GWARRRP...splat...*... Yeah, anyway, as I was saying...
Wait, where are you whores going? Like a little barfed up fur ball OFFENDS you bitches? Oh please, I've seen how long you sluts hang out in a LiLo/SamRo rug munch thread. Don't tell me they wasn't some NASTY ASS fur balls coughed up all in there. Get your Dlisted asses back in here and sit the fuck down...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
They all look so vacant
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 25, 2008 - 5:36pm.
I say this in all sincerity...meh...
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Is "meh" the sound a tiger makes when gakking up a hairball?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Everybody's gotten too old for this show; especially the actresses.
Mike give good backhand......lol
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Seriously Gale Harold is the only reason I'm gonna watch this crap fest.
I say this in all sincerity...meh...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
When will this boring piece of shit end?????
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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YICK
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Teehee; I love how they put Marcia Cross in the red and white dress as if they were afraid all you would see is hair because she's so pale...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
How fitting that Teri and Eva are on show with 'desperate' in the title. The jokes just write themselves.
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My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile!
New lady is pretty; nice hair. Why does FH only get one shot? Never watched the show (proudly) and never intend to; next please.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Nicolette and Felicity are the only decent looking ones in the bunch.
So sick of these tramps. Just seeing them makes me want to gouge my eyes out. For the record I saw Felicity Huffman as a tranny before Transamerica; the movie was fuel to the fire
After seeing "Transamerica" (a fair movie, at best), I can't look at Felicity Huffman without seeing a tranny. That said, she's probably the best actress out of the bunch.
How's that for a backhanded compliment?