No Privacy, Please!
The holy Brangelina family was recently featured in a ten million page spread in People magazine, but I guess that wasn't enough attention for them. Fashion Week Daily reports that Brad Pitt photographed Saint Angelina and the rest of the family for the cover of November's W Magazine.
Brad and Saint Angie were last on the cover of W in 2005 (above).
Brad took the pictures of his family last week at the Church of Brangelina aka Chateau Miraval in France. This will be Brad's first time shooting a cover. Photography has apparently been a hobby of his for a while and Saint Angelina even bought him some fancy camera for his birthday.
We get it!!! Why do we need to be constantly reminded?! They're utter perfection. They can do everything better than everyone else. They're family is so beautiful that stars fall from the heavens when they walk by. They shit diamond covered golden nuggets.
We all spend our nights crying into a bowl of soggy Rice Krispies because we will never be like them and we know it. I'm talking to you Aniston.
These two need to get their own reality show already. They can even fancy it up by calling it a "documentary" and putting it on PBS. They love flaunting their amazingly flawless family, so it just seems like the natural thing to do.
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What isn't his f-cking hobby?!?!!?
I guess it's a good thing he has so many because we all know he sucks at acting, it's always nice to have a fall back career.
Of course the way they keep selling their children out, they could just live off of that forever. I'm sure we'll be hearing that their adopting soon. It's like for every kid Angie Jo pops out, Brad has to promise her they can adopt one afterwards. It was probably her ultimatum when she first got pregnant. We all know how she feels about biological children. I guess luckily for her she can only have one more bio kid (isn't there a rule that you can't have more than 3 c-sections?).
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
Am I the only one who cannot wait until the shit hits the fan and AJ leaves Pitt for a co-star?
"that is in poor taste. i don't understand how there are people who still like angelina. and the biggest mystery for me is why some women hate jennifer? that is a question only freud can answer..."
I'll take a crack at that if you don't mind. For the record, I don't hate JA, but I hate BP with the fire of 10,000 nuns. Always have, always will. AJ is tedious and pretentious, but I try not to give her a lot of thought.
That being said, I think people hate JA because they think she didn't fight hard enough for this "perfect" man. She wasn't the prettiest thing in the world, hardly the most compelling, but she managed to land this "great" man. It gave women hope that they, too, could snag someone out of their league.
But then she went and pissed on the fantasy by losing her man to someone else. You see, all she had to do was squeeze out a kid for Bland, (so the thinking goes), and she would have been set.
The fact that her man is as dumb as a box of rocks and half as interesting is irrelevant. The fact that he may have left her even if she had pushed out some Pitt spawn is inconceivable.
All that matters is he told her to jump and she had the NERVE not to say "How high, my perfect specimen of masculinity?" The detractors -secretly of course, they'd never openly admit this because it'd reveal them to be (a) misogynistic and (b) kind of feeble-minded- find it easier to lay all the blame on the blank slate woman who they projected their narrative upon. She was given a mission and she failed. Whether her husband was an asshole or her marriage was unhappy is beside the point. Anyhoo. That's my theory. OK, off to bed sluts. Goodnight everyone.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
These two bitches can't stand not being the centre of attention for long periods of time. I can't wait for 10-15 years from now and the media attention focusing on their childrens' drug addictions and party ways.
How in the hell can these two bitch about their kids' privacy when they are constantly whoring them out to the press? Better yet, Daddy is the one taking the photos this time. Christ, they make me sick. . .
LOL
Submitted by JuneStar on August 25, 2008 - 9:52pm.
HOW DOES JA SEEK ATTENTION? JENNIFER IS VERY PRIVATE DOES NOT SEEK ATTENTION SHE GETS IT REGARDLESS. SHE IS ACUTALLY LIKED UNLIKE THE ATTENTION SEEKER WHO GIVES INTERVIEWS TO A MAGS EVERY OTHER WEEK AND SELL HER CHILDRENS PIC.
James Haven ate something with too much garlic so he is not in his best form. Nasty!
Anyhoo as some of you bitches know, James Haven was called upon to help Angie. Brad has been acting up. Hanging out with some French guys who tell him he shouldn't have to do diapers! NO HE SHOULDN'T James Haven does that! Humpf
James Haven had to put the fear of the gods into Brad. (James Haven knows Tae Kwon Do) and in no uncertain terms told Brad that if he didn't stop carrying on like an overrage chippendale, then James Haven would have to give him a chop that he will NEVER forget!
No one and James Haven means no one messes with Angie. Just ask Billybob who will never be able to use his pinky to pick his nose again!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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i dont think people would hate them as much if they didn't constantly push themselves into the public eye. same goes with JA though.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
How can I love Jennifer Aniston and Brangelina? HOW?
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008
Ha, I love it the loonies can call out Jen who's nose look the same out for getting surgery done to fix a Deviated Septum, but they don't talk about all the work their idol got done
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 8:43pm.
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that is in poor taste. i don't understand how there are people who still like angelina. and the biggest mystery for me is why some women hate jennifer? that is a question only freud can answer...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 9:13pm.
SHE DID THE SAME THING WHEN SHE STOLDED BILLY BOB FROM HIS FIANCE LAURA DEM AND MADE HIS ADOPT MADDOX. RUMOR HAS IT SHE ABSOLTLEY LOVED TO TAUNT THAT WOMAN AND WANTED TO DO EVERYTHING IN HER POWER TO MAKE HER MISRABLE BUT IN THE END BILLY BOB STILL LEFT HER. LIKE CHICA SAID I'M SURE JA DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN, SHE MOVED ON WITH HER LIFE/ JOLIE MAKES HER MONEY FROM EXPLIOTING BRADS MARRIGE AND HER KIDS I GUESS SHE NEED THE MONEY TO TOUCH UP ON HER PLASTIC SURGERY
http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/07/angelina_nose_p.html
Doesn't she look like that Joyce Wildenstein, or whatever that cat woman's name is? Ugly cover grimace, Angie.
I'd rather see video of them trying to order in French at the local bakery.
Say what you will about Brangelina but that's a cute posed shot. :)
Not really meaning to bring Jen Aniston into this but I cannot help myself at seeing this old cover shoot that came out the month after divorce papers were filed. Does Angelina ever get tired of rubbing Jen's nose in their family for publicity???? She is a nasty ass whore who needs to have her hemorrhoid lips sown shut. Tired of her completely...
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EWWWW JUST THE SITE OF THEM MAKES ME SICK. I KNOW THE IDIOTS HAVE CREATED THEIR PERFECT BANGELINA COUPLE IN THEIR HEAD, BUT I DON'T BUY THEIR PERFECT HAPPY FAMILY IMAGE ONE BIT. I THINK PITT IS MISRABLE HE IS TOTALLY NOT IN CONTROL OF ANYTHING. I THINK HE IS UNHAPPY AND LOOK UNHAPPY TOO, I HAVE SEEN MANY INTERVIEWS OF HIM TALKING ABOUT HOW HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE JENNIFER AND THEY HAD A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER ETC I HAVE ALSO HEARD HIM TALK ABOUT HOW HE LOVE HIS KIDS BUT I HAVE NEVER EVER HEARD HIM TALK ABOUT HIS LOVE FOR ANGELINA, INFACT ANGELINA TALK ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP NON STOP BUT BRAD TALK ABOUT HIS KIDS AND HIS EX WIFE, HE WAS STUPID TO LET HIMSELF GET CONNED BY ANGELINA. SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SECLUDED AND AN OUTCAST WITH NO FRIENDS AND THAT BECASE SHE IS A FREAK AND NOW SHE HAS WISKED HIM OFF TO A VILLAGE IN FRANCE WHERE HE KNOWS NOBODY SO SHE CAN TRULY WATCH HIS EVERY MOVE. I FIND IT HARD TO BELIVE THEY MOVED TO FRANCE FOR PRIVACY WHEN SHE'S WHORING HERSELF AND HER KIDS OUT TO MAGS EVERYTIME SHE GETS. SHE IS INSECURE AND CRAVE ATTENTION NON STOP
The only thing I will read about these posers is Shiloh's tell-all bio after her stint in rehab for self-harm. Mommy replaced food with knives.
Ditto what Mike said.
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Tubereuse...hilarious!!!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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yeah,. Seriously that's just about ENOUGH
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The war isn't working.
I agree; make them go away but not in a bad way or we'll never hear the end of it...'poor Brad and Angie...' bleh.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Not that all your posts aren't genius, MK, but this one is pure gold. Right down to the title. Awesome.
Please make them go away. I don't them harmed or anything, I just want them to wake up and suddenly find themselves irrelevant. From my lips to the baby Jesus' ears.
"If you MUST, at least look at the pics at the check-out counter and then put that shit down. We really DON'T need to contribute to their fuckery."
Easy for you to say...I have a subscription to W. *bitterly sobs* No! No, don't try to comfort me. I just need to be alone right now.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Submitted by C on August 25, 2008 - 5:07pm.
everyone would watch their reality show, no?
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Yes, we would-- but only desperately hoping to see AJ's ship finally come in and plow her ass to oblivion.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 8:45pm
Lol Deb, Stu-Pitt is fiting for him
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Bored to death of these cunts and their stupid fucking babies. Next up- African twins called Anthrax and Tampax and Chinese twins called PeePee and LiPo.
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'Politically Correct' is the PC term for Spasticated Gaytalk.
I want to know who the idiots are that actually pay for this shit...
If you MUST, at least look at the pics at the check-out counter and then put that shit down. We really DON'T need to contribute to their fuckery.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by luckycharms on August 25, 2008 - 7:48pm.
Michael Douglas, is that you?
That post just reminded me of a quote of his:
"I don't know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina," Douglas says. "I mean, how long is that going to last?"
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My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile!
I wish these attention whores would just go away. Either go make a good movie or stay home with the kids. My Grandma had six kids and she was at home with them every day while my Grandfather went out and worked. Angelina acts as though shes the first woman to give birth.
Ever wonder why Pitt-Stain keeps his hair short?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/msg/6a444678b8775b...
Jan 30 2003 (& still funny)
"... gorgeous film star Brad Pitt has dandruff. The Fight Club actor is desired by women worldwide and is regularly voted one of the sexiest guys alive. He's also got stacks of money, is acclaimed for his acting and is married to stunning Friends star Jennifer Aniston. But according to Britain's The Sun tabloid, the movie hunk has a single flaw - since letting his hair grow long and straggly he's suffered from a flaking scalp. The problem reached a head at bash where Brad, 39, reportedly covered Aniston in white flakes. The screen beauty, 34, is said to have [flown] into a rage when the actor showered her $22,000 Dolce & Gabbana dress with dandruff at the Golden Globe awards earlier this month. Jennifer, who once modeled for L'Oreal hair products, was sitting next to Brad at the Los Angeles event. A source says, 'Brad was laughing so hard at a joke he started to shake and was swaying his hair all over the place, not realizing he was showering Jennifer with white flakes. Next minute a row broke out as she tried to brush it off. She was fuming.' A waiter adds, 'After that she hardly spoke a word to Brad all night.'"
@ChicaLoca,
stu-pitt HAHAHAH!
(sorry Bradi, We will always have our waffles)
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 25, 2008 - 8:40pm.
The fools can worship their golden family all they want but like billy bob said
"She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time."
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 25, 2008 - 8:24pm.
They are a bunch of hypocrites. She need to stop trying to con the world with her her BS and mother Teressa image because we see right through it. Isn't it funny how they always complain about wanting privacy but yet they throw themselves into the media spotlight. Brad should take those kids and run as far as he can from her, it's the only way to save them from the corruption of the evil spawn
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Lets face it, she bought up her third world kiddies to amuse herself, and as they are no longer amusing in private she's taking it public. what a saint.
Submitted by Chicaloca on August 26, 2008 - 1:02am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 25, 2008 - 8:24pm.
They are a bunch of hypocrites. She need to stop trying to con the world with her her BS and mother Teressa image because we see right through it. Isn't it funny how they always complain about wanting privacy but yet they throw themselves into the media spotlight.
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Excatly.
Every celeb in Hollywood is an attention whore. Fact. If they weren't they'd move their asses out of Hollywood to get Privacy (Johnny Depp springs to mind.) I don't mind that. If you wanna be attention whores, fine, do it. But to pretend to want privacy, espically when at the same time, your trying to project at whiter than white, saintly image, just rubs me the wrong way.
And then they drag their children into it aswell.
Angie wont stop prendting to be Holy - she's brainwashed thousands of people into believing it. So long as she has her loyal army of Brandgealoonies procliaming that she's some osrt of hero, she'll carry on this charade.
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
this just makes me sick. to think, there are chumps out there who are going to buy this spread.
Ya'll just gelous haters!!!!1 I'm sure the pictures are going to be beautiful! Bless this holy family that are so beautiful, and do so much good for this terrible, terrible world we live. You all should be ashamed of yourselves what have you done with your miserable lives? GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!!!!1 *foam coming out my mouth*
Was that convincing enough? I've never gone to justjared I just hear from here how terrible a place that is.
everyone would watch their reality show, no?
they have no shame. disgusting...
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i dont find them interesting..............
This is the thing that annoys me. Ange & Pit & the fans moan that the Holy Family have NO private life - Hello, putting your kids on mag covers tells the world that you WANT to have NO private life.
Hate them.
~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
60 pages?! Yes, all those glossy pages are excellent for the environment.
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This crap is not the 1st thing I needed to see when I came on here. I'm so over this media whore and her lap dog. I wonder how much they got paid for the pitures, Angelina is so pathethic the only real money she make is from exploiting her kids, and ofcourse stu-pitt goes right along with it. And yeah I'm sure jennifer is crying her eyes out watching this demonic whore eat the soul of the cheating bastard she divorced. Yep that jennifer Aniston sure is hurting
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I bet you Brad Pitt is really kicking himself. He just up and left his lovely, nice wife for some chick he barely knew and her kids and then immediately started have more kids and adoptions. He must have been infatuated as hell, but infatuation never lasts. He's probably already sick to death of the whole situation.
I'm so sick of these two!! - Please raise you army of brats, AWAY from the lime light you CONTINUALLY force them into.
Those kids are doomed.
~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
*yawn*
This pic just makes AngieHo look like a pill popping CUNT and Bradley look like an alcoholic child toucher...
Ugh. Brad's such a himbo. No wonder he came up with this shit. Pretty boys just need to shut up, stand there (with erections) and look pretty. That's it. No more. Ever.
Angie needs to become a pill popper (if she isn't already) for no other reason than I would find it entertaining (eh, what? Those kids will all be fine, with their REAL parents...the nannies).
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is this the calm before the storm?
*battens down the hatches*
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