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The holy Brangelina family was recently featured in a ten million page spread in People magazine, but I guess that wasn't enough attention for them. Fashion Week Daily reports that Brad Pitt photographed Saint Angelina and the rest of the family for the cover of November's W Magazine.
Brad and Saint Angie were last on the cover of W in 2005 (above).
Brad took the pictures of his family last week at the Church of Brangelina aka Chateau Miraval in France. This will be Brad's first time shooting a cover. Photography has apparently been a hobby of his for a while and Saint Angelina even bought him some fancy camera for his birthday.
We get it!!! Why do we need to be constantly reminded?! They're utter perfection. They can do everything better than everyone else. They're family is so beautiful that stars fall from the heavens when they walk by. They shit diamond covered golden nuggets.
We all spend our nights crying into a bowl of soggy Rice Krispies because we will never be like them and we know it. I'm talking to you Aniston.
These two need to get their own reality show already. They can even fancy it up by calling it a "documentary" and putting it on PBS. They love flaunting their amazingly flawless family, so it just seems like the natural thing to do.
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Hi Nitty, good night.
Stay longer next time, dammit!
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Where are Tigerlilly, Sheeps, Mrs. Kravitz, and Kizzy?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on August 25, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Socky! *Kisses* James Haven meant to leave a message on another thread for you! Good to see you! With only a few more posters needed, this could be a reunion!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 25, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Hey Mel-Tang-- Thanks for your response. I think its pretty clear that JA's talent is limited, and I think she played the pity card skillfully when her marital woes first emerged, only to see it stick to her like grits on Al Green's arms. So the media has their construct (mancatcher Jolie, pussified Papa Pitt, & poor Jen). Just wanted to firmly understand the dynamics on the board. They've changed since I first joined (I think you're a long-timer too; I recognize your name from back in the day). & when Love/Heart Angelina was at her height I skipped the Brangie posts altogether. Too much "loonasie."
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Who are "THESE DICKS" you are referring to in your diatribe directed at James Haven?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Mel-tang,
wow
TV! Hey, Mister Man, and goodnight too. JH, always a pleasure! Deb, sent you a MS msg. Too bad everyone can't just come here and laugh at celebs and themselves. Don't be too harsh, it obviously takes a special type of sickness to want to create chaos rather than harmony.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
James Haven is always happy to be of service!
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*little sock monkey back flip* *shaking pompoms made out of strips of dryer sheets* Ready? Okay!!
J-A-M-E-S H-A...what's the next letter? oh, yeah..V-E-N.
What's it spell? Jaaaaaaames Haven! Piiink Vespa! Yeah!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~*
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 11:24pm.
YEAH WRINKLES CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE THOSE, NO ANGER IS A SPECAILL EMOTION I SAVE FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE AND THESE DICKS AND YOUR SLUTTY SISTER ARE NOT WORTH IT. BUT THANKS FOR THE CONCERN
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Hmmm you remind James Haven of another poster.
Anyone?
James Haven has also studied dual personality syndrome
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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James Haven cured my hiccups.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
James Haven saved me from thinking incest was wrong.
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Submitted by Chicaloca on August 25, 2008 - 11:19pm
CHICA I LOVE YOU
Submitted by VMDA78 on August 25, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Thanks V! This is the only place James Haven can be himself. Here and at Dr. Dre's crib. The only two places where James Haven can kick back and relax!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 11:19pm.
YEAH WRINKLES CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE THOSE, NO ANGER IS A SPECAILL EMOTION I SAVE FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE AND THESE DICKS AND YOUR SLUTTY SISTER ARE NOT WORTH IT. BUT THANKS FOR THE CONCERN
I don't think that even a Mary Kay facial with a deep-cleansing exfoliant can erase wrinkles caused by bitter anger. Look at Dina Lohan's eyes.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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James Haven saved me from looking like a peice of uncooked bacon...
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
James Haven taught me to love again.
james haven it is always entertaining when you post.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 10:50pm.
James Haven saved me a ton of money by getting me to switch to Geico.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 25, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Thanks Momus - you are too kind!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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James Haven has mystical powers...
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 11:17pm.
lala, why so angry? You look like a pretty girl in your avie. Anger = wrinkles. Just ask Rosie O'Donnell.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Bitch please, none of these people are my idol. I don't whorship anyone or anything, just giving my opinion.
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by VMDA78 on August 25, 2008 - 11:01pm
TO MANY LIKE WHO YOU? I'VE NEVER EVEN MET A FRENCH CANADAIN WHO CONSIDER THEMSELVES FRENCH. I GUESS HATIANS ARE FRENCH TOO AND SO ARE WEST AFRICANS(SOME PARTS) BECAUSE THOSE WERE ALL FRENCH COLONIES
I guess so, don't forget the colonies in Asia they must be frenchies too
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 25, 2008 - 11:02pm.
What's the difference?? They all hate Americans, right?
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Phew! That's a relief. James Haven thought it was just him they hated!
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James Haven is beloved here at dlisted. *hugs and kisses*
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 25, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Is W the stupider, more war-mongering version of O?
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Absolutely, but with better glue in the bindings. The better to sniff with, my dear!
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 -
NO WAY WAS THAT JAMES THAT DID THAT
Submitted by VMDA78 on August 25, 2008 - 11:10pm
AWW WOULD YOU LOOK ANOTHER DICK IS MAD BECAUSE I'M TALKING ABOUT HER IDOL, IS THIS BITCH SERIOUS? WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FOCUS ON YOURSELF.
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 7:30pm.
WHATEVER JAMES, YOU DON'T SEE CELINE DION CALLING HERSELF FRENCH
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Madame Angélil prefers to be called a Québécoise.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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James Haven doesn't know what is going on in here. This is like movie night at the Pitts. Lot's of yelling and screaming and snotty fingers in the popcorn bowl! Nasty!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Is W the stupider, more war-mongering version of O?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
I couldn't agree more about celine dion. She can sing, but during her interviews her ego over shadows her talent.
No one in this universe hates James Haven. That's like a bunch of beauty contestant nuns hating the pope! It's a sin I tell ya!!
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James Haven,
Perhaps you could tell laladidull the story of how you helped get Danny DeVito so short...lol.
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
laladida,
What the fuck is your problem, the only person who wants to fight seems to be you, calm your ass down and behave.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 25, 2008 - 11:02pm.
What's the difference?? They all hate Americans, right?
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Phew! That's a relief. James Haven thought it was just him they hated!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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For someone named laladida, you certainly make some of the least la-di-da sounding statements I've seen in a while. Not judging though, don't bust an all caps on my ass, OK?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
So anyfuckingphotoopwhore...
Point is these fools cannot stand the mere thought of being out of the spotlight. They need a cover to come out before AJ/BP new movies in Oct/Nov.
OMD, I crack myself up.
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 10:59pm.
WHATEVER JAMES, YOU DON'T SEE CELINE DION CALLING HERSELF FRENCH
That's because the French are even embarrassed by her ass. No one wants to claim her.
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Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 11:07pm.
WHATEVER, JAMEY BOY WAS ASKING FOR IT
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For the love of Shiloh! What has turned Dlisted into "Celebrity Fit Club" Dustin Diamond? What is with all the attacks?
Why so much fighting?
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Angelina's mother was french canadian, to many that is still considered french european.
Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 11:06pm
LOL
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 11:05pm.
WHATEVER, JAMEY BOY WAS ASKING FOR IT
OMG there is that CanadAIn thing again. What is a CanadAIn?? laladida, splain to me.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 11:05pm.
SmOOches Deb!
James Haven sent you a message!
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Many people who live in montreal and quebec consider themselves french european and not french canadian.
Umm, that would be me, I consider myself English, Irish and French. Europe via Canada. I do not consider myself Canadian.
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 11:00pm.
WHATEVER JAMES, YOU DON'T SEE CELINE DION CALLING HERSELF FRENCH
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James Haven wouldn't know, lala. The two had a falling out years ago and are no longer on speaking terms!
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Well, I am going to dream about being one of Brangelina's kids. The other night I had a dream that the bitchez from Sunset Tan took me to a party, and I beat up Nick. It was great!!!
Night horz.
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@laladida
He is a god amongst our Dlist gang. NEVER SMITE JAMES HAVEN...AZZHAT.
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch