No Privacy, Please!
The holy Brangelina family was recently featured in a ten million page spread in People magazine, but I guess that wasn't enough attention for them. Fashion Week Daily reports that Brad Pitt photographed Saint Angelina and the rest of the family for the cover of November's W Magazine.
Brad and Saint Angie were last on the cover of W in 2005 (above).
Brad took the pictures of his family last week at the Church of Brangelina aka Chateau Miraval in France. This will be Brad's first time shooting a cover. Photography has apparently been a hobby of his for a while and Saint Angelina even bought him some fancy camera for his birthday.
We get it!!! Why do we need to be constantly reminded?! They're utter perfection. They can do everything better than everyone else. They're family is so beautiful that stars fall from the heavens when they walk by. They shit diamond covered golden nuggets.
We all spend our nights crying into a bowl of soggy Rice Krispies because we will never be like them and we know it. I'm talking to you Aniston.
These two need to get their own reality show already. They can even fancy it up by calling it a "documentary" and putting it on PBS. They love flaunting their amazingly flawless family, so it just seems like the natural thing to do.
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Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 8:31pm.
AND WHO DID I ATTACK, I GUESS I JUST GO AROUND ATTACKING PEOPLE WHO HAVE SAID NOTHING TO ME
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I guess some of us feel that calling some one a dick could be construed as an attack ... especially when the message is delived in all caps.
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That's the only way it knows how to make it's dick bigger. :)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
This has the stench of desperation. The arrival of the twinsiahs was not as well received as the first one and didn't garner nearly as much attention as they expected. Only the media whore mayor of whatever French place they were staying at made a big deal of it. It's old news and the demand for these two is dwindling.
On the front page of AOL there was a rumor up that he walked out and she told him not to come back. Whether true or not, seems the media is starting to turn on them.
I wish this self-indulgent couple would go away once and for all. The world does not revolve around them and their never ending spawns... Geez... Get over yourselves... Please for the sake of all of us.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 26, 2008 - 12:12am.
So it's sort of like hurricane season at the DL. Well blow me down.
*Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain*
Who are the caucasian kids? I think they now (finally? in 2008?) have 3 white kids, but those are not them.
Submitted by Chicaloca on August 26, 2008 - 12:06am.
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heehee. Well I'm Australian and Canadian and we do say arse. But I have to admit, I like the sound of *ass* better. (and it's easier to spell)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Submitted by smoke on August 26, 2008 - 12:09am.
Blew over to make room for the next one, I'm afraid.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Wonder how long before they sell exclusive pics of Brad taking a dump.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@ TV, I did, didn't I? To be honest, I had to avert my eyes from the caps because they were giving me a migraine. So unfortunately, the person with the broken caps-lock button failed to make any points with me. As far as I'm concerned, they may as well have been screaming at the ocean.
It looks as if the storm has passed, no?
OT: Who ARE those children that they are whoring out? They look like someones borrowed triplets.
*Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain*
Sugar,
My point extactly
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 26, 2008 - 12:16am.
Hi Joe, I'm not Irish, I'm American we don't say arse. We say ass
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
They have lost any right to ever complain about their privacy being invaded.
Submitted by smoke on August 25, 2008 - 11:50pm.
You forgot the caps! THOSE DAMN CAPS!!!!
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
"Submitted by smoke on August 25, 2008 - 9:50pm."
Yep another typical day here!
And what is up with Angie's face? I cant decide if she wants to kill Brad with that ball or if she's prepping to suck the life out of it.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Nite, James Haven
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Hi Deb,
I'm still a bit confused here, from what I've gathered since I logged on, someone is screaming at James Haven, Brad and Angelina now seem to be whoring out children that don't belong to them, there's something in the water, sand in the Astroglide, someone called someone a dick, and it's not a good idea to use the bathroom after Brad. Does that about cover it?
*Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain*
Niteys, James Haven
Sleep tight and don't let BradBugs bite...
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
40 fucking comments? I feel like I blinked my eyes!
whoa....and it's nighttime too!
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He put himself so low he could hardly even look me in the face
- Fiona Apple
Something tells me that the ones in the pool aren't the only blue balls that Brad's familiar with.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Well it's time for James Haven to catch some Z's. Literally. That kid is bouncing off the walls. Just kidding. James Haven is back home to do a makeover for Jessica Simpson. She said: "ProActive doesn't work on my scaly skin, can you help me, James Haven?
Of course James Haven can help! James Haven is after the Pink Hummer, not the Caddy. The Caddy is too girlie!
Anyhoo - it's been alot of fun here tonight seeing so many good people. Remember, the good always wins! It may take awhile, but they do!
Don't worry about what anyone says: sticks & stones, bitches, sticks and stones!
SmOOches to all!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Chicaloca on August 25, 2008 - 10:49pm.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
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That would be arses : A-R-S-E-S.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Submitted by angel_i on August 25, 2008 - 11:41pm.
Chapstick!
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Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 11:38pm.
I do think you would have been great in Dancing with the Stars? But I was certain you had declined the job because your babysitter talents were needed now that Brad is trying photography and your sister is too busy pretending to be French and pretending to be BFFs with Bono. I guess I was mistaken.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
I remember when this magazine came out because it was within a month or two of Brad & Jen finalizing their divorce. It was a SIXTY page spread.
I thought it was cruel, fucked up and completely tasteless to make this photo shoot so soon on the heels of their split.
I haven't cared for either Brad or Angelina since. __________________________________________________
"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by K2 on August 25, 2008 - 11:35pm.
Hey I am the first one that agrees that briging JA into this shit after 3 years is bullcrap. I think the w pic above is the reason she was brought in since this pic came out only a month after they started the divorce proceedings (even though they did separate in December of 2004) and is strirring up memories with some of the crew.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
HO - kay!
Well, that's all the time I got!
So good to see so many sweet D-Listed beechez this evening. Serious jones going on here while they force me to talk to real people and shit. I hope I can get back! (I was so damn lucky to find these record execs today - they'll do ANYTHING for a blow job!)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
If you ain't gots nuthin nice to say - come hang with us!
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 26, 2008 - 12:05am.
BUT WHY WOULD I ATTACK SOMEONE OR CALL THAT PERSON I DICK? IT HAS TO BE BECAUSE THEY SAID SOMETHING TO ME 1ST. SO PLEASE SPARE ME WITH THE BS
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To quote Green is Good: Wish granted.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by James Haven on August 26, 2008 - 12:05am.
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED WITH PITT
Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 8:35pm.
Stolded Billy Bob?!! She never stolded BillyBob! He showed up one night with his toothbrush and KY Jelly and never went home!
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ITA with the stolen part. I'll believe James Haven about the toothbrush and KY Jelly ... which too much information for me.
BTW: Has James Haven earned his pink Caddy, yet?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 26, 2008 - 12:05am.
BUT WHY WOULD I ATTACK SOMEONE OR CALL THAT PERSON I DICK? IT HAS TO BE BECAUSE THEY SAID SOMETHING TO ME 1ST. SO PLEASE SPARE ME WITH THE BS
Submitted by Stick Stickly on August 26, 2008 - 12:04am.
James Haven! I'm a huge fan of your work.
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Thanks Stickly. Much appreciated. James Haven was so wanting to show off another side to him: his fancy footwork, on Dancing With The Stars but they chose that no talent, boy band reject, with an overabundance of ear wax, Lance Bass!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Hi James! And everyone else.... I dunno whether is the same person, or 20 pissed off people. You always make me laugh, many of you still do -- it is getting old though. Rant over.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
This has nothing to do with Aniston, but you nutjobs can't seem to think outside of the divorce box! All this going to "charity" bullshit is over the top. Why not just do something worthwhile (like actually WORK) instead of taking some easy way out to make some bucks off your kids faces! Taking your cherished moments & your childrens youth and selling it to the prying eyes of the world. They are a sad sad excuse for a family. They can't and won't do anything that doesn't involve some media attention. Now Pitt thinks he's a photographer? What happened to the architect cap he was wearing? His humanitarian cap? OH OH better yet, his actor cap!? Yeah, that's right, I thought he was an actor. AND isn't this all the biggest act of his life? Acting like he really wants privacy? BULLSH*T. They should both try being full time parents!
Submitted by angel_i on August 25, 2008 - 11:56pm.
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 9:13pm.
SHE DID THE SAME THING WHEN SHE STOLDED BILLY BOB
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Stolded Billy Bob?!! She never stolded BillyBob! He showed up one night with his toothbrush and KY Jelly and never went home!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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*BREAK UP
My sincere apologies!
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 8:31pm.
AND WHO DID I ATTACK, I GUESS I JUST GO AROUND ATTACKING PEOPLE WHO HAVE SAID NOTHING TO ME
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I guess some of us feel that calling some one a dick could be construed as an attack ... especially when the message is delived in all caps.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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James Haven! I'm a huge fan of your work.
Submitted by Stick Stickly on August 25, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Perfection my ass. It's going to be hilarious when they get divorced.
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Not gonna happen...they need to get married first
O yeah! The topic.
Whore is as whore does.
She does look good - but she always looks good. And she does seem to be a face rubber inner of shit, doesn't she? I have heard about these two non-stop since they broke up Jenny's home....but mostly her.
I give them 2 more years.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
If you ain't gots nuthin nice to say - come hang with us!
Smoke!!! Happy to see you! Mani5! yay you! PSL, Better late than never! TV, bring on the snark my friend! Momus ***standing on chair and giving you a round of golf claps*** Mel-T you outed TV hahaha and Vany, welcome home (well it is ALOT like my family) James Haven, you delight me.
Sorry this is all I could remember without scrolling up...
Smootches!!!
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Submitted by Stick Stickly on August 26, 2008 - 12:00am.
They aren't married Stickly. James Haven would have known if they had gotten married. Who else would have applied Angie's makeup and caught the bouquet?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 25, 2008 - 11:57pm.
my guess is that shitstirring attentionwhores have discovered dlisted has a comment section and have been plugging away...I think if we all ban together and ignore the individuals that most would identify as shit stirring twat waffles, then they would simply go away.
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You took the words right out of James Haven's mouth! Ok...maybe not all the words. But still.
Anyhoo, that is the best advice. Ignore. If someone cannot post their thoughts without being mean spirited and nasty, I G N O R E!
There are some people that refuse to live and let live. They have to attack and say mean things. In the end it's all useless nonsense. They just stir everyone up and ruin our fun!
SmOOches!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 25, 2008 - 11:55pm.
AND WHO DID I ATTACK, I GUESS I JUST GO AROUND ATTACKING PEOPLE WHO HAVE SAID NOTHING TO ME
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 8:28pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 25, 2008 - 11:49pm
I SEE, WELL IF I WANTED TO CALL YOU A DICK. I WOULD HAVE DONE IT, BUT IF YOU BELIVE [sic] THAT BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU TOO THEN YOUR [sic] A DICK.
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Thank you. I'm in very good company, then. I'm thrilled to be a dick along with the other Dlisters who have been assailed by your puerile tirades.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Perfection my ass. It's going to be hilarious when they get divorced.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 25, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 25, 2008 - 11:23pm.
Well, start with this one, we'll see what we can work out.
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Ok...but I don't know if I can fit that helmet in too...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
If you ain't gots nuthin nice to say - come hang with us!
Submitted by angel_i on August 25, 2008 - 11:56pm.
LOL
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 25, 2008 - 11:56pm.
That is one job James Haven refuses to do! You do not, repeat, do not want to go into a bathroom after Brad has been in it!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 25, 2008 - 11:49pm
I SEE, WELL IF I WANTED TO CALL YOU A DICK. I WOULD HAVE DONE IT, BUT IF YOU BELIVE THAT BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU TOO THEN YOUR A DICK.