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The holy Brangelina family was recently featured in a ten million page spread in People magazine, but I guess that wasn't enough attention for them. Fashion Week Daily reports that Brad Pitt photographed Saint Angelina and the rest of the family for the cover of November's W Magazine.
Brad and Saint Angie were last on the cover of W in 2005 (above).
Brad took the pictures of his family last week at the Church of Brangelina aka Chateau Miraval in France. This will be Brad's first time shooting a cover. Photography has apparently been a hobby of his for a while and Saint Angelina even bought him some fancy camera for his birthday.
We get it!!! Why do we need to be constantly reminded?! They're utter perfection. They can do everything better than everyone else. They're family is so beautiful that stars fall from the heavens when they walk by. They shit diamond covered golden nuggets.
We all spend our nights crying into a bowl of soggy Rice Krispies because we will never be like them and we know it. I'm talking to you Aniston.
These two need to get their own reality show already. They can even fancy it up by calling it a "documentary" and putting it on PBS. They love flaunting their amazingly flawless family, so it just seems like the natural thing to do.
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Ladadildo,
Well, goodness gracious, aren't you the emotionally distraught little borderline personality? So cute.
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"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning."-Catherine Aird
Submitted by slongo on August 26, 2008 - 6:33pm.
YOU CAN START HELPING ME BY SHUTING UP, AND KISSING MY ASS
I HATE these fucking tools. They can take dumb ass Anniston, all their GD in-laws & exes and get the fuck lost so no one can ever have an excuse to bring them up again.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
LALADIDA:
Your insistent CAP-LOCK frenzy reminds me of the incoherent shouting of some homeless street person. Annoying and meaningless but obviously important to them in some way.
If only we could help.
Regarding celebrity self-promotion, I mean, duh. If we didn't clamor for it, it wouldn't pay.
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"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning."-Catherine Aird
Oh My Gosh, daisy424,
is currently infesting celebitchy with her brad and angelina obsession and now she has joined here to do the same. BEWARE OF DANGER.
Submitted by thlayly5 on August 26, 2008 - 3:26pm
Thanks for the kind explaination.
Im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking sick of this family, they need to go put themselves in one of those vaults (fall out shelters) that you build in your home and stay their till the kids are old enough to move out and get their own human vault space.
Daisy 424: Tubereuse wasn't referring to your link's mission statement that cartimandua posted, but to an earlier post by cartimandua which was an original idea about the W spread. Read it again. You won't even have to scroll.
Submitted by Tubereuse on August 26, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by cartimandua on August 26, 2008 - 6:41am.
About that 2005 W cover. I read something a couple of years ago that caused me (duh) to finally 'get it' regarding that whole photo layout. When that issue came out, Brad Pitt said he worked with the photographer in coming up with a project that portrayed marital "malaise" (his exact word).
In other words, he was making a statement about a marriage and family life that looked perfect but that had underlying problems. This is what got Aniston friends and fans so rankled. He takes a stab at everything his marriage to Jennifer was or would be....pictures of the perfect, privileged, homogenuous blue-eyed, blonde boys; and of scenes of boring domestication that requires hard liquor and cigarettes to make bearable. And Jolie gets in on the action too...taking on the "Jen" role and portraying the wife and mother as detached, bored, vain and vapid.
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Their picture looks like something out of "Mad Men."
Thank you for this commentary, cartimandua. It was fascinating.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Libra on August 26, 2008 - 3:04pm.
scroll down please,
Submitted by cartimandua on August 26, 2008 - 11:31am.
re: Daisy's link:
cartimandua was referring to my post and link.
Submitted by Tubereuse on August 26, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Commentary" doesn't mean "original ideas."
You made my point exactly, thanks!
Submitted by Daisy424 on August 26, 2008 - 2:15pm.
cartimandua post wasn't commentary, it's the site's 'mission statement', she found that under the 'about us' tab. Cut and paste is easier than original ideas.
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Tubereuse's post WAS about Cartimandua's COMMENTARY regarding the W issue in 2005... but you being a brangeloonie and all... probably dont have the brains to distinguish between two DIFFERENT posts!!!!
You're pathetic... go back to JJ
Submitted by Daisy424 on August 26, 2008 - 11:15am.
cartimandua post wasn't commentary, it's the site's 'mission statement', she found that under the 'about us' tab. Cut and paste is easier than original ideas.
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"Commentary" doesn't mean "original ideas."
cartimandua post wasn't commentary, it's the site's 'mission statement', she found that under the 'about us' tab. Cut and paste is easier than original ideas.
It is the same trite Yoko syndrome, yawn.
Submitted by cartimandua on August 26, 2008 - 6:41am.
About that 2005 W cover. I read something a couple of years ago that caused me (duh) to finally 'get it' regarding that whole photo layout. When that issue came out, Brad Pitt said he worked with the photographer in coming up with a project that portrayed marital "malaise" (his exact word).
In other words, he was making a statement about a marriage and family life that looked perfect but that had underlying problems. This is what got Aniston friends and fans so rankled. He takes a stab at everything his marriage to Jennifer was or would be....pictures of the perfect, privileged, homogenuous blue-eyed, blonde boys; and of scenes of boring domestication that requires hard liquor and cigarettes to make bearable. And Jolie gets in on the action too...taking on the "Jen" role and portraying the wife and mother as detached, bored, vain and vapid.
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Their picture looks like something out of "Mad Men."
Thank you for this commentary, cartimandua. It was fascinating.
"These two need to get their own reality show already. They can even fancy it up by calling it a "documentary" and putting it on PBS. "
MK DO NOT give them any ideas!!!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
re: Daisy's link:
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"Look to the Stars is the web's number one source of celebrity charity news and information, covering what the top stars are doing to make a positive difference in the world. The site includes exclusive interviews and a database where fans can learn about their favorite stars' good deeds.
Publications and websites such as Celebrity Society Magazine, Think MTV and E! Online come to us for information, and our broad readership includes fans and those working in the non-profit sector.
How we got started - The site was launched in 2006 by a husband-and-wife team, Steve & Myrlia Purcell, and is now the work of a large team of dedicated contributors.
Myrlia wanted to create a site to publicize the many wonderful things that celebrities are doing to help the world. We hope to help charities by inspiring their celebrity supporters' fans to follow their heroes' example.
Steve and Myrlia act as senior editors for a talented team of contributing writers, who are located across four continents."
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Looks like Steve and Myrlia are undercover-loons.
;-)
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Click it and weep;
http://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/2-angelina-jolie
Oh and this magazine spread is the reason I started hating on both of these two asshats. It's not so much that Brad cheated and left his wife for AJ - it was the audacity and total lack of respect with which they did it. It was classless and arrogant to say the very least. I've loathed them both ever since!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I know this is probably bs but on saturday my bf was logging on to the computer and I can't remember where it was but there was an article that stated Brad is now living at Bono's house. The article went on to say that Angie told him not to bother coming back. Wow and now this??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
@K2 that would be karma at its best, lol.
Submitted by twosie on August 26, 2008 - 9:45am.
tireless vagina
only charity going on is when she pitty finger fucks the pitt-hole!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
"tireless charity work"??????????????? where? in their palace in france? "truly great"????? name ONE truly great Brangelina accomplishment besides self-promotion and media whoring.
This was Jolie and Pitt getting 'their version' out in the face of massive sympathy for Aniston during the early days of Team Aniston and Team Jolie.
So yeah..."sensitivity chip" indeed. More like asshole chip.
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I think you're onto something. And people have the NERVE to lash out at Jen for throwing "pity parties" and discussing her break up with Vanity Fair. This was the biggest slap in the face and pure humiliation for a woman who was already mourning the loss of her marriage. I guess you'd have to have a heart and some compassion to empathize with Jen. That explains alot about why loonies are the way they are.
With that said, maybe Jolie & Pitt's life is playing out just like their original W spread. They want to portray to the world that they are a big happy rainbow family... but yet we hear and see Pitt sneaking cigarettes on the sly and both of them drink their asses off, they have a ton of nannies to do most of the work and they never seem affection except on a red carpet! Maybe things aren't quite as pleasant at home as they want us to believe. Smoke and mirrors if you ask me.
I want to celebrate our troops coming home.
Michael K,
Why do you have such hatred for Brad and Angelina? You've been bashing them for the last several years. They contribute so much to society yet you insist on insulting them.
You should focus on Brad and Angelina's tireless charity work and celebrate how great they truly are.
This cover made her a victim for life, Jolie/Pitt outdid themselves. She could have given him a run for his money so they could be just like the Hogans and Sheens....but she didn't. She knew she wasn't losing much just shook up her safe place.
Submitted by cartimandua on August 26, 2008 - 6:41am.
That's a lot of strategery. I kinda like the cover, cept the 3 boys the same age bug me, as do the beach balls in the pool.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
About that 2005 W cover. I read something a couple of years ago that caused me (duh) to finally 'get it' regarding that whole photo layout. When that issue came out, Brad Pitt said he worked with the photographer in coming up with a project that portrayed marital "malaise" (his exact word).
In other words, he was making a statement about a marriage and family life that looked perfect but that had underlying problems. This is what got Aniston friends and fans so rankled. He takes a stab at everything his marriage to Jennifer was or would be....pictures of the perfect, privileged, homogenuous blue-eyed, blonde boys; and of scenes of boring domestication that requires hard liquor and cigarettes to make bearable. And Jolie gets in on the action too...taking on the "Jen" role and portraying the wife and mother as detached, bored, vain and vapid. The contrast between the mother she portrayed in the layout and the 'hands-on earth mother with a rainbow contingency of children' she portrays in real life is stark and is as loaded as a heat-seeking missile.
This was Jolie and Pitt getting 'their version' out in the face of what they EXPECTED...which was massive sympathy for Aniston during the early days of Team Aniston and Team Jolie. (How's that for 'strategery'?)
So yeah..."sensitivity chip" indeed. More like asshole chip.
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"Jeezy Creezy.....the Mormons ARE from Mars Dad...."
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Brad & Jolie must have the most enormous fucking egos in the world. No wonder they need a cathedral to live in - their heads are so big that they can't even fit into a normal size mansion at this point! The fact that they've bought into how "important" and "popular" they are is disgusting.
Just a thought, but what other celebrity has ever used a magazine to parade their entire family and home in front of the media/public? There are SOOOO many more important celebrities - icons- that have never sold themselves the way these two do. At this point they know they are a label. Now they're just doing EVERYTHING to make a profit off of their names. And to think, this all started with infidelity and lies. I just can't help but bring that up. sorry.
What's so great about being number 4? They should be embarrassed being the Holy Family and all.
"Flawless" my pimply ass. Anyone requiring that much attention is anything but flawless.
From what I read, the People issue with the twins is the 4th highest selling issue. So they did pretty well I assume. So that only fuels their narcissist passions.
These two haven't met a flashbulb they didn't like.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Their People Magazine cover was a major bomb...so I guess Brangelina now needs to whore the family out to pay the rent on the cathederal they live in.
I wish Brangelina would just f-off.
I watched her on "Inside the Actors Studio" and man, she has problems! My impression was that she used that show for sole sake of mental cleansing. It was like watching mildly mentally disturbed individual going to the confession for the first time to dump some kind of guilt/ anxiety on the audience.
After that, I've hated her even more
children dont belong on fashion magazines
and neither do ugly people or animals dressed as food
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Nah...it isn't gonna happen. Jolie is NEVER going to leave Brad Pitt. He's the perfect doormate, bratsitter and concierge rolled into one. What she WILL do is screw around on him. Repeatedly and publicly. It will happen. You can just tell the shine is about to wear off the orphan-eating Mother Teresa act and she will be looking for a new game to play. Poor Pitt....he is in for repeated humiliation.
But that's okay, he'll manage....he kissed his manhood goodbye years ago.
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"Jeezy Creezy.....the Mormons ARE from Mars Dad...."
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millions of people need to get a life if they live to see this dysfunctional family. and they ARE dysfunctional
these two are the biggest media whores that ever existed or will exist. who puts their kids on the cover of W magazine????? fucking insane assholes
Sorry but I just find crap like this gross. No way to raise kids. Shame on them.
Will these assclowns just go away please????
They are freaking cause People flopped. Didn't get close to raking in what they were paid.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
That should read Heroin chic...damn spasms.
So the new mommy image is heroin chick?
Brad and Angelina are very generous when it has come to the media and their constant pictures being taken. Even after Marcheline passed away they hounded Brad trying to get away from the hospital, what did they want a tearful interview? Brad and Angelina have always been great to their fans and not one to cover their faces or yell like a loonie at the press. I think it's great Brad wants to show the world his beautiful family and millions of people want to see them.
What kind of fascist picture is that?
All those kids are blond boys!
Looks very Aryan to me.
Way to go, Angelina. That's really a good way to show the people in the world how much you 'really' care about your adopted kids.
Hypocrite!
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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I didn't spend my money on any mag with pics of them in the past, and I won't be spending any money to see pics of the media hos in the future...
Man o man. I've lurked here for a while only registered in the last month, but this thread was right on up there with some of the craziest I have ever seen. I think Roseanne, Rosie and John Mayer are posting here. Laladidi seems a little "Ro"ish. I love both of their blogs but man the crazy was out in force this morning. Can't wait for the pics in W, should bring out all the nuts those for and those against.
I must admit... I'm a proud card carrying member of the Brangeloonie club! :-) I frickin luv these two together!!! Fukk "the Chin"
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So what she can't sing or dance, & isn't original so big deal! At least she's the best in the business - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RCiROaXvTU
Submitted by James Haven on August 26, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Well said JH! Always the voice of reason amongst the madness!
OT: Yawn, next!
blah blah BLAH god I'm sooo sick of them I could kill an orphan.