Monday, August 25th 2008

Terrence Howard Is Watching You

Terrence Howard told The New York Times that he got the inspiration for one his songs while stalking his ex-wife. Terry said: "I wrote that song (No. 1 Fan) as a stalker. It was raining, and I was sitting there in front of the house, watching her come home from a date after we were divorced. I was imagining what she did on this date, and watching her giving him a kiss. I went home and wrote this song."

No. 1 Fan? Please, you know he wrote that song for baby wipes. It's okay, Terry. Your obsession for baby wipes is undeniable.

But just in case, some of you should get a restraining order against Terrence Howard. You can never be too prepared. I'll take my chances. Terry is Creepy McCreepster, but I'd still hit it.

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Posted by: Michael K


QueenCharisma's picture

Can this man get any stranger? He should just stop speaking in public for real - every time he opens his mouth, his hot points take a nosedive.

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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)

NotoriousKitty's picture

Big deal, he likes baby wipes, they clean u better, hes smart man, i prefer em 2,,nice clean pussy and ass, girls take note,

Janet Buttimer's picture

Teeny peen, I think.

TOPANGA's picture

Uggghh, I can't stand this man. He always comes off like he is soo smooth and slick. He reminds me of the dad that you can't bring your hot friends around because he will be trying to hit on them the whole time..offering them baby wipes and sh**.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

paris herpes's picture

Terrence IS a creepy dude. The whole baby wipes thing makes me think he's an incredible douchebag. And no I wouldn't hit it, I'd probably save it for someone who doesn't have OCD.

Your face!