Monday, August 25th 2008
Terrence Howard Is Watching You
Terrence Howard told The New York Times that he got the inspiration for one his songs while stalking his ex-wife. Terry said: "I wrote that song (No. 1 Fan) as a stalker. It was raining, and I was sitting there in front of the house, watching her come home from a date after we were divorced. I was imagining what she did on this date, and watching her giving him a kiss. I went home and wrote this song."
No. 1 Fan? Please, you know he wrote that song for baby wipes. It's okay, Terry. Your obsession for baby wipes is undeniable.
But just in case, some of you should get a restraining order against Terrence Howard. You can never be too prepared. I'll take my chances. Terry is Creepy McCreepster, but I'd still hit it.
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His wife is as fruity as a nutcake, they are a perfect match. I can see why he wants her back, no one is as crazy as her.
Yeah, that song hasn't been written before
sincerely,
Every Breath You Take
Yummy,thats one hot Alpha male!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
First the babywipes scandal now this admission he's a stalker. His publicist must be drinking hemlock right about now.
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How do I get him my address?
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When is he going to realize he is homosexual?
God he freaks me out. The man is a freak.
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
pyscho...the ex probably cultivated terrence's babywipes fetish...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
"Terry is Creepy McCreepster, but I'd still hit it."
I second that, MK. And I'd hand him baby wipes afterward.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 25, 2008 - 8:41pm.
I always feel like somebody's wiping me...
And I have no privacy...
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And now I have soiled myself. Where are those damn baby wipes?
G H E T T O
xoxox
The war isn't working.
One hit wonder HAS BEEN
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I always feel like somebody's wiping me...
And I have no privacy...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Who the eff does he think he is? ORAN JUICE JONES???? "The Legend"??
I think not....
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
There will never be another "The Rain"
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Submitted by DivasGone on August 25, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Coming soon: Maniston, this song and a whole lot of tequila... at a karaoke bar near you.
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Again with the Maniston jabs? Seriously dude, it barely passed for relevant on the Brangelina thread, and you're not fooling anyone-- you do it on EVERY thread. Give it a rest. NO ONE CARES ABOUT Jennifer Aniston, we just despise the two attention fucking twat whores. Christ.
Submitted by plain_sliced on August 25, 2008 - 7:08pm.
shiii...last thing i wanted to do when i axed my wife was stalk her. hell no. ol' terrence needs to let go and get himself some new sugar. not like he's micheal phelps ugly or anything. he's famous, he can hook some nice tail.
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Sumpin' tells me he got plenty of tail, just no beard if ya know what I'm sayin...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
shiii...last thing i wanted to do when i axed my wife was stalk her. hell no. ol' terrence needs to let go and get himself some new sugar. not like he's micheal phelps ugly or anything. he's famous, he can hook some nice tail.
damn I just want to sit on his face
,,,just to shut him up!
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I don't expect rocket scientists to work at McDonald's for minimum wage....but I do expect people to know the difference between bacon and sausage, damn.
SEE!!! I told you he was creepy! I never understood why everyone found him attractive. His face just screams psycho to me.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 25, 2008 - 7:22pm.
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HA HA HA HA
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Coming soon: Maniston, this song and a whole lot of tequila... at a karaoke bar near you.
"Submitted by Sayonara on August 25, 2008 - 4:07pm.
"getting delusions of grandeur."
Every time someone says this phrase I get the song "Defying Gravity" stuck in my head.
Thanks! :)
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
He has perfected the "stalker stare". Creepy!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I say good for him after reading the article. He has been through a lot
But he's still creepy
Baby wipes ...what a loser.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 25, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Maybe after doing "Hustle and Flow" he started getting delusions of grandeur like Jennifer Lopez did after making "Selena," and fancied himself a real musician.
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Nah he started getting those delusions after appearing in "The Bestman".
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Maybe after doing "Hustle and Flow" he started getting delusions of grandeur like Jennifer Lopez did after making "Selena," and fancied himself a real musician.
Anyway all his outfit is missing is a flower on the lapel and a holster for a pawn shop revolver with only three rounds in it, because you know this kook hangs around the dry cleaners or hair salon trying to claim mafia status to impress chicks who don't know any better.
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this guy is CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
His eyes are following me!
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
This dude SCREAMS down low to me, even more than Jamie Foxx does. He wants his beard back. She wants a normal relationship. Betcha, just betcha...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
LMAO! Ugh. This dude needs the help of a padded wall and some lithium
I've had a stalker and had to move because of him. I feel bad for his ex
I think baby wipes sound like a good idea. It is pretty unsanitary, if you think about, that all people do after moving a bunch of fecal matter out of their anus is rub it will a little bit of dry paper.
So I went to his wiki page to pass time and it says he married his wife, divorced her, then married her again. They are now seperated, but he still wants her back. His wife is Jewish, but she is raising their kids as Jehovah Witneses.
It also says he has a passion for physics.
Who knew!
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What a douche.
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
Submitted by mike on August 25, 2008 - 5:34pm.
I suspect his singing career will take off like Eddie Murphy's.
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Hahaha... because you KNOW his girl wants to party all the time.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Jeepers, creepers, where’d ya get those peepers?
Jeepers, creepers, where’d ya get those eyes?
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
Please stuff a sock in his mouth because I don't want to hear him.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
I suspect his singing career will take off like Eddie Murphy's.
He's probably on some gay chat cam room right now.
Isn't that sweet. Another budding OJ Simpson. I am feeling the love from here...
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Why did he give her divorce in the first place if he wasn't able to let go and try and work it out? I wonder if he watched them having sex and I wonder how he felt. Did they guy do it better, took notes, learned any lessons?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
he is like the hot misterious guy in school that every girls is after but when you meet him you find out he is a freak and not in a good way, you cant have everithing
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Terry looks like a small line-backer. Terrence was right to keep his surveillance covert.
Terrence Howard? Or Eva Pigford in disguise? You be the judge.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by zomay on August 25, 2008 - 10:06pm.
If he was not an actor/performer, he most likely would be an apartment manager. And he would have strategic peep hole placement mastered.
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LMFAO!
Terrence here reminds me of an old co-worker of mine who was kinda hot and had all the women in the office after him. Until he was fired and we found out he had "borrowed" about £600 from people and then changed all his numbers so no one could get hold of him. Yeah, a pimp named Slickback we called him.
"Submitted by Salem13 on August 25, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Terrence Howard is a perfect example of why pretty people (IHMO) should not talk, just stand there, say your lines and look pretty."
Amen. Whenever his mouth opens, his hot factor declines 10 pts. each time.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Terrence Howard is a perfect example of why pretty people (IHMO) should not talk, just stand there, say your lines and look pretty.
I'll be sure to pick up some baby wipes just for you Kitty.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
If he was not an actor/performer, he most likely would be an apartment manager. And he would have strategic peep hole placement mastered.
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