Boooo!
What's the point of watching the MTV VMAs if Brit Brit isn't going to be onstage whipping her possum's nest around? Brit's manager, Larry Rudolph, told Ryan Seacrest that she would not be performing at the VMAs. Ryan made the heartbreaking announcement on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning. He said: "Britney Spears will not be performing at the VMAs this year. I'm telling you officially and unequivocally." Ryan went on to say that Brit will be involved in the show somehow.
What a way to crush my Cheeto dreams. I was planning on making a Cheeto Chicken Casserole in her honor. Mmm.....Cheeto Chicken Casserole with a Frappitini. Delicious. Here's the recipe in case you want to impress your special someone with something truly gourmet:
Ingredients:
4 to 6 chicken breast, cooked and cut up
1 can cream chicken soup
4 boiled eggs, chopped
1 onion, chopped
1/4 c. mayonnaise
1/4 to 1/2 c. celery, chopped
Crushed Cheetos for toppingDirections:
1) Mix above ingredients together and put in long casserole dish.
2) Crush enough Cheetos to cover top.
3) Bake in 350 degree oven for 30 minutes.
Your mouth says yes, but your bowels say no.
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@DAE,
Hey little one! I am glad to see you back. I think the ******* ran off VLL for good. Glad they didn't do that to you. Kitten Kisses!
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Bugger. I was sooo looking forward to watching her making a fool of herself...again.
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Big sigh...I remember the old days when MTV was cutting egde and VH1 was the kinder, gentler version. I miss the music videos. Could care less who is getting a MoonMan now or for the last 15yrs.
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You put a Minch on me!!!
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Who cares. Nobody watches this shit anyway.
I refuse to watch the VMAs, its a shit show with shit music and even shitter people in attendance.
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I thought the same thing. MTV is so lame
Is that a scar on the side of her belly? Would that be a new kind of "tummy-tuck"?
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Submitted by Gry on August 25, 2008 - 3:42pm.
The producers could hire a hooker off the boulevard, slather her with foundation, sew cheap extensions into her hair, do a quick-walk through of fourth-rate stripper gyrations, and have her lip sync sleazy pop music. It's the same effect for much less trouble. This girl was always essentially a stripper with a record contract anyway.
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You forgot the gum-cracking.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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This is how it's gonna go : she'll say no but will make a "surprise" appearance and it'll be the most watched moment in TV history, even surpassing her kiss (blech) with Vadge
The producers could hire a hooker off the boulevard, slather her with foundation, sew cheap extensions into her hair, do a quick-walk through of fourth-rate stripper gyrations, and have her lip sync sleazy pop music. It's the same effect for much less trouble. This girl was always essentially a stripper with a record contract anyway.
I won't be watching the show anyway.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Britney you a stupid bitch
What a waste of chicken is all I can say. Eggs? Mayo? Really?
i was really looking forward to watching her make a bigger ass of herself. bigger ass than say Kim Cardassian?
She looks like she's wearing a fat suit with the seam up the side. Except she isn't.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Not only did I just gain ten pounds checking out that recipe, but my cholesterol went through the roof. I'd sub sour cream for the mayo, though. I'd also throw in some red peppers and jack cheese. I have no shame. So? STOP LOOKING AT ME!
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That sounds good except for the cheetos part.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Damn that recipe sounds GOOOOOD.
I have my famous Pringles and Corny Cream Cheese Baked Delite that would go really well with your Cheetos dish and a box of Franzia White Grenache.
But for Brittny, I heard that her CLIT has gotten so big it looks like a DICK in her pants, so it's gotten really hard to dress her. True?
Please that crazy b*** is going to be the "surprise" performance that everyone already knew about. I don't know how she can top a half baked, bloated, I forgot my steps, where am I? performance like last years VMA's but I can't wait to find out! Oh, and MK, you have got t be kidding with that recipe. My intestines would put out a restarinig order on me if I ate that sh**!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I noticed the recipe is from Utah...I didn't know the Mormons were into such whitetrash haute cuisine!
Your face!
I think if you try to put Cheetos in the oven they'll catch on fire. My bf did that in his early 20s. He has witnesses. So I wouldn't try this nasty recipe unless you want to see it burst into flames (which actually would be funny to see!)
Your face!
Don't forget the Purple Drank which now comes in cans.
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Big bag of Frito scoops, 1 Can of Wolfes Chili (((no effing beans, that ain't chili))) Grated Cheddar or Colby Jack, Put serving in micro wave safe bowl in that order...Microwave for about a minute. Top with more cheese...Voila! Frito Pie.
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i would make MK try it first and then if he was ok, i'd try it! :P
I feel like throwing up after reading that recipe.
My mouth says blah, my bowels say hellz no!
yucky?! nuh! if it has cheesuses on top it must be good!
That recipe might almost be good without the eggs and mayo. Where the heck did they come from? Someone sniffing glue and add egg salad instead of egg noodles.
Michael.. ru high?
No self-respecting hillbilly would EVER make that recipe.
Any three-toothed, mouth-breathin' cuzin fukker knows casseroles use MIRACLE WHIP not Mayo.
Jeebus!
Get it right.
Submitted by jim on August 25, 2008 - 5:37pm
hahah, so true!
That's embarrassing, KSL is one of the local news stations. Crazy Mormons.
I love you MK, but I think you are on serious drugs lately! PLZ marry me and share them with me
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Way to divert the whole situation. She'll perform and we'll look stupid for not believe it.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I love this pic - it's a classic. Bring back crazy Britney!!!
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 25, 2008 - 4:37pm.
With Chili and cheese? MMMM-MMMMM!!!
Loves it.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Of course shes not preforming shes to busy concentrating on how to get her kids back!
That casserole sounds NASTY. Might as well sit on the toilet while your eating it, that stuff well run right thru you.
stoney that sounds really good.
Now I want a frito pie, ever have one? yummm....
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
GOOD, NOW TAKE ALL THE OTHER NO TALENT FUCKS THEY HAVE EVERY YEAR LIKE KAYNE WEST, AMY WHINEHOUSE ETC. AND ALL THE LOSER GUYS WHO SING LIKE GIRLS AND MAYBE I WILL PRETEND TO WATCH THIS SHIT!!
Stoney's Rotel Chicken Spaghetti
Ingredients
1 Can Original Rotel (or whatever flavor you prefer)
1 Bag of thin spaghetti noodles (medium-sized)
1 8 oz (1/2 pound?) Velveeta Cheese
1 Can Cream of Chicken Soup
4 Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breasts or equivalent chicken strips
1 Small jar of sliced mushrooms (optional)
Bring two pots of water to a boil. Slice thawed chicken and boil approximately seven to ten minutes or until no longer pink. Cover and put aside. (you can also pan sear or bake the chicken)
Chop Velveeta into cubes and add to a large mixing bowl with cream of chicken soup, mushrooms (drained), and can of Rotel (not drained). Do not add water or milk to mix as sauce will be too thin. Microwave until cheese is melted, stirring often.
Cook spaghetti noodles al dente and drain. Add chicken to cheese mix and pour contents onto noodles and blend all together in large casserole dish. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Keep warm in oven for second helpings. Even better as leftovers!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Best pic ever.
Where's the recipe for that Dorito casserole one?