Boooo!

Britney Spears and Michael Jackson have so much in common, that it is uncanny. Both of them had unbelievable album sales. Both of them have drug abuse problems. Both of them can not function in an adult world. Both of them want to remain childlike forever. Britney is still young, - so maybe she has a chance. Michael, at fifty, will NOT be around for much more.

how many weight watchers points for the cheeto casserole???

I pray daily until the MTV Awards comes on that her performance is worst this year than lasts. OHHHHH I cant fucking wait to see this trainwreck, and dont disappoint me God, let it be 100x worst than the last. Thank you God.

Submitted by Raniya on August 26, 2008 - 8:54am.
Boring VMA's....I guess I am getting old, but I prefer to watch the performances from the artists I like afterwards on Youtube, than having to deal with all the obnoxious stuff that goes on during the event.

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I think it has less to do with growing old and more to do with growing increasingly disgusted by the popularity contest that is the VMA's.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Boring VMA's....I guess I am getting old, but I prefer to watch the performances from the artists I like afterwards on Youtube, than having to deal with all the obnoxious stuff that goes on during the event.

MK should publish a cooking book.

I am disapointed,I so wanted to see her shake her groove thing...

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Katie Holmes often has that same vacant look.

Manimal- obese? OBESE? Are you fucking kidding me?

No, no, see that comment there made me outright angry. She's chunky at worst, and to be honest? It is really fucking overwhelming not being allowed to be slightly overweight without people calling you a mammoth.

As someone trying to lose weight and is aware of every pound she needs to lose, I'm offended and discouraged by that little remark.

People like you make me feel ashamed and make me want to crawl into a fucking hole and hide.

Give yourself a pat on the back.

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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

What crazy stunt will MTV be forced to increase ratings this year without exploiting Britney Spears?!

O NOES.

I can't fucking stand MTV. I'm glad she's not going to perform. Guess they'll have to make a joke out of someone else this year. It's a real slap in the face when you're offered to perform at an awards show not because of your success and talent, but for shock value instead.

MTV can kiss my Britney-sympathizing ass. I'm unapologetic about admitting I want her to get better.

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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?

OMG, Mikey, your first recipe! Sounds delish, and so like something our girl Britney grew up on. Bon appetit!

This pic of Obeseney always reminds me that I have to sign up for the whale watch tour.

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Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 10:27pm.
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You need to submit that thesis to the DSMV IV board ASAP!!! That brilliance could save a lot of lives and stop all the misdiagnoses going on in Hollywood.

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Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 6:58pm.

Well James Haven IS a doctor. For $24.95 he got his degree and can tell you she is suffering from too much Cheeto dust intake! It is worse then Angel Dust and makes you twice as likely to behave like an uneducated ho!

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Is that an Ivy League degree?

I understand that you could have gotten a degree for $14.95 (plus tax, shipping, and handling) from Mental Floss.

However, nothing but the best for James Haven!

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 25, 2008 - 10:49pm.

Combined with the Cheeto dust the Frapp bloat can cause gases to backup and create a hallucinagetic state of mind. That is why she thought she was in love with that no good cheat Federline who left a pregnant woman to romp in the sack with this stinky no talent bad makeup wearin' ho!

If she would have followed James Haven's diet of eating all raw veggies she would be back on the VMA's and dating a football player!

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Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 10:17pm.
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*SmOOches* to you, too my future husband! LOL, j/k

Now what's your medical opinion about Brit's frap intake on her mental health?

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 25, 2008 - 10:40pm.

*SmOOches* Queenie!

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Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 9:58pm.
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LMAO!!!

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"Unflattering angle" doesn't begin to cover how awful Twatney looks in the above photo. Next time, wear a costume that actually fits an adult, not a pre-teen, Brit.

The only flattering angle for her is a satellite photo from space.

lara, who knows what the deal was with the drug tests? She also missed several of them and no one ever came out with an official set of results, so the whole thing is very questionable. But the court report of 'frequent and habitual user' statement would seem to trump any question of her drug use. They also never fought or denied that statement as far as we know. Plus all of the people claiming lots of drug use, including her first 55 hour husband and even people in her own family. Her first husband/shooting gallery duck said that a number of people were doing lines of coke off of her breasts, among other fun things, like sex orgies when they hooked up. I don't believe he's ever recanted that claim either.
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Submitted by lara on August 25, 2008 - 10:24pm.

Well James Haven IS a doctor. For $24.95 he got his degree and can tell you she is suffering from too much Cheeto dust intake! It is worse then Angel Dust and makes you twice as likely to behave like an uneducated ho!

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i don't know what disease she has cos i am not a doctor, but it's obvious something happened to her because she didn't act normal last year. maybe she was depressed ..i don't know. i don't think she did drugs..wasn't she tested when she checked in that rehab center? she seems better now.

This is food from hell.

A close friend has Bipolar disorder and he says that no one that he knows who has it is the least bit happy about the rumors that she has it. He says that he is afraid of somebody saying to him "Oh, isn't that what weirdo Britney has?". I can't say that I blame him. She's not functioning with a full deck, but she's also a drug addict and a complete narcissist as well.
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Cheeto Chicken Casserole? James Haven is going to have to try that out on Brad!

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 25, 2008 - 8:55pm.

I don't know that anyone in her camp has ever tried to excuse her behavior. There has been the occasional lame excuse but the only denials have been accusations to of drug use.
She is/was mentally ill. She has exhibited all the signs of bi-polar disorder.

Submitted by Lindalou on August 25, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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Yeah, NOW. But I watched that craptastic show last year and this is EXACTLY what she looked like onstage.

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Submitted by Lindalou on August 25, 2008 - 9:41pm.
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No she hasn't (about the bipolar thing).

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Submitted by remingtonh on August 25, 2008 - 8:58pm.
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Obviously, you didn't see the award show this pic is taken from because this is EXACTLY what she looked like - no photoshop needed.

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I think she might look a little better actually. :)

I think if you try to put Cheetos in the oven they'll catch on fire. My bf did that in his early 20s. He has witnesses. So I wouldn't try this nasty recipe unless you want to see it burst into flames (which actually would be funny to see!)
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Wow! I cannot believe that Brit hasn't burned down every house she has ever owned! Some fool brought Frito Nachos to a pool party once(!?!) and when they got there it was one big pile of cheese sludge. They tried to nuke it and it just made for cheese sludge and Frtio grist. Not even drunks would eat that shit! I'm glad I don't eat CheeTos or FriTos. Both taste like dirty Toes to me.
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Brit Brit is sooooooooo 2004. The pedo's have a new lolita to pound their puds to these days and her name is Miley.
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Even the VMAs have standards, I guess. They knew that having Brit perform would be viewed as nothing more than a cynical ratings ploy at the expense of a very troubled performer.

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Submitted by remingtonh on August 25, 2008 - 8:58pm.
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Obviously, you didn't see the award show this pic is taken from because this is EXACTLY what she looked like - no photoshop needed.

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The picture is quite obviously photoshopped.

Submitted by Trevor Sensible on August 25, 2008 - 8:50pm.
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LOL, well there, it's settled!

But seriously, she doesn't have bipolar and I wish people would stop saying that especially since her camp never came out and publicly stated what she suffers from. My uncle had that shit for years before slipping into full on schizophrenia and it pisses me off that people use any kind of mental illness as an excuse for their douchebag behavior. And if she DOES have a mental problem (which I think she does), it was drug induced so I'm not losing any sleep over anybody snarking on her.

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Not BI-polar, not ADHD, not MPD, she suffers from narcissism. Thornhill told me so it must be true.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 7:55pm.
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I doubt she has bipolar based on behavioral patterns I've seen her exhibit compared to countless others I know who have it, but I do agree that she's got some mental issue. I know everyone who has bipolar or any disease for that matter doesn't react the same, but her constant attention whoring while not on medication just doesn't jibe well with the bipolars I know who tend to go AWOL and don't like being around people.

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Ratings will be down this year, but at least Britney's doing better. No train wreck here anymore other than the oh-so-often busted weave.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 4:55pm.
@Momus,
I feel kinda sorry for her. I am bipolar too and it is hard to cope sometimes...So I refrain from snarking on her.

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I have seen and heard conflicting reports about her bipolarism. I, luckily, do not suffer from the disease but I have friends who do. Their consensus is that she is not bipolar and that she uses bipolarism as an excuse to act like a spoiled brat.

If she's bipolar, then she needs to take care of it before she takes on stressful burdens. If she is not bipolar, then she should be publicly shamed for her using it as an excuse.

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Listen-- in case anyone really fucking cares to hear the WHOLE story, no one "ran" VLL off. She jumped into the middle of a thread and called out one particular person for being "vitriolic", all the while calling for Dlisted to be an open forum. I simply pointed out to her that if she was so concerned with it being an open forum she might want to call everyone on their rude behavior or no one at all, and that I found it suspicious that she focused in on one person in particular. In addition, I pointed out that she might have a little more empathy for someone who had been unfairly attacked.

Several other posters then called her out for that situation, but I guess that's comes with the territory of an "open forum". I'm not trying to be a bitch, but hypocrisy seems to be at it's absolute saturation point around here lately. If she couldn't take it then she shouldn't have dished it out, okay? I don't come here to get into juvenile bitch fights with other posters, in fact for the most part, I normally have a lot of fun here. But I am also not one to sit back when someone is railroaded for having a view that is not of the majority. If you want to say we all have a right to our opinions here, then that means we ALL have a right to our opinions, not just the ones she may happen to like. Fucking seriously.

And what-ever happened to the "Come-back tour".
She should do a gig in Iraq, maybe she could accidentally set off a nearby I.E.D.
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She's gonna be leading the conga, her and fifty paps.

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She looks like a sausage in a too-tight casing.

Tigerlilly's Delight:

1 medium sized human, deboned (but save the bones for some killer human stock later)
1 small human...midget, dwarf, kid, whatever's available...not deboned
1 onion thinly sliced (optional)
1 bell pepper finely diced (optional)
1/3 cup of rendered human fat
1/3 cup of flour
6 cups of human stock (chicken stock will do in a pinch)...

Ok, now...*putting chef's hat on tiger head* here's what you do...Uh-oh, zoo officials...Gotta dash...

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@Momus,
I feel kinda sorry for her. I am bipolar too and it is hard to cope sometimes...So I refrain from snarking on her.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 26, 2008 - 12:31am.
DFM and DAE: No wonder the court extended the conservatorship. Appearing on the VMAs would not help her career or her self-esteem at all. She has become such a joke ... a very unfunny joke.

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That's a good point.

Making yourself a laughing stock once is unfortunate. (esp is the music industry.) Twice is unacceptable. Frankly I'm amazed that she's been allowed to do promo work for the VMA's. I mean last years "performace" is still very freash in alot of people's minds.

Then again, Unfitney has to pay $900,000 in court fees, she has to make money some how (I mean she's has to pay Daddy to look after on her on top of that!!)

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And, I kiss that frog
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The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera

I don't want to come to her defense -- mainly because she is a graceless, functionally retarded whore -- but the way MTV exploits her like a car wreck or a freak show is something it's done before with other flare-out stars to lesser degrees. The network overhypes, overexposes and generally uses up performers, then proceeds to mock them and string them up like so many dented pinatas in order to bash a few more bucks out of them. If she had any actual dignity, she'd have told them to go to Hell long ago. The fact that she's so happy to participate in her own degradation makes it impossible to muster up any sympathy or empathy for her over-the-hill ass.

Pop Will Eat Itself.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 26, 2008 - 12:27am.

Hey Deb!

I saw bits on the Vadge thread. I feel for VLL. I hope she hasn't gone for good.

I refuse to let anyone run me off Dlisted.

((hugs))

~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera

DFM and DAE: No wonder the court extended the conservatorship. Appearing on the VMAs would not help her career or her self-esteem at all. She has become such a joke ... a very unfunny joke.

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