Jesus Does Not Approve
A priest in Italy will hold an online beauty contest for nuns to show the world that not all of them are old and homely. Rev. Antonio Rungi of Naples said he got the harebrained idea from the nuns he works with. He's lying. He probably got the idea from watching "America's Next Top Model." Thanks Tyra.
The "Miss Sister 2008" pageant will start next month. Nuns from around the world will be able to submit a picture of themselves along with a short bio. It will be their choice to pose with a veil or not. But can they post with JUST the veil and nothing else? I know there's some naughty nuns out there.
Rev. Rungi said, "We are not going to parade nuns in bathing suits. But being ugly is not a requirement for becoming a nun. External beauty is gift from God, and we mustn't hide it."
People will have one month to vote for which nun they think can "be a model." It's basically the holy version of "Hot or Not." Will the winner get a spread in the Catholic Bible?
Seriously, what's next? A reality show to find the next pope? Devout Catholic Jenna Jameson (see below) can host.
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The Catholic Church is soooooooo freakin sexist. Why not do a beauty contest with Priests? Better yet, why not allow women to become priests??! AND why not allow Priests to marry in the USA???? Dumb.
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Actually that sounds kinda hot. I went to school in Catholic schools, be kind of cool to fuck one with the garb on! There's something scarily freudian about this comment.
this is a cry for help from all the sexless god lovers of the catholic church.
on the eighth day god awoke from his seventh day filled with lazy ass resting and making bitches go to church to say, LET MY NUNS AND PRIEST DO THE FUCK TO THE OTHER! but them monks erased it cause nobody gets it on with the bald bitches! stupid monks!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Will Angelina pose for this?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. First it's pedophile priests, now it's pin-up nuns. And the Catholic church wonders why they're losing members....
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
My turn-ons include selflessness, feeding the hungry, and orphans.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 25, 2008 - 4:57pm.
LOL I thought that was Amy Poehler.
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Me, too! Looks just like her.
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The handbasket is getting warmer...
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
I always thought that a virtue of a nun is not to be vain.......am I understanding something wrong.
Also: Who will the judges be? Love- starved priests? Igittipfui :(
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OMG, LOL. I love it!!!
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
LOL I thought that was Amy Poehler.
but that nun isnt even hot!
what kind of pose is that?????
thats what i looked like whn i read this article and shit myslef
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They should totally make it a calendar. If they do, I know what I'm getting grandma for Christmas this year.
UMMMM....... *facepalm*
My oh my
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
i just shit myslef!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Well, they already did the pre-pubescent boy thing, why not this????
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