Jesus Does Not Approve
A priest in Italy will hold an online beauty contest for nuns to show the world that not all of them are old and homely. Rev. Antonio Rungi of Naples said he got the harebrained idea from the nuns he works with. He's lying. He probably got the idea from watching "America's Next Top Model." Thanks Tyra.
The "Miss Sister 2008" pageant will start next month. Nuns from around the world will be able to submit a picture of themselves along with a short bio. It will be their choice to pose with a veil or not. But can they post with JUST the veil and nothing else? I know there's some naughty nuns out there.
Rev. Rungi said, "We are not going to parade nuns in bathing suits. But being ugly is not a requirement for becoming a nun. External beauty is gift from God, and we mustn't hide it."
People will have one month to vote for which nun they think can "be a model." It's basically the holy version of "Hot or Not." Will the winner get a spread in the Catholic Bible?
Seriously, what's next? A reality show to find the next pope? Devout Catholic Jenna Jameson (see below) can host.
I look forward to seeing this I know all nuns are whores underneath those damn habits and probably go w.out panties and wear their butterflies in their panties if they do wear panties. That's why they're always so positive and happy.
External beauty can be as well a huge punishment. Some really beautiful people that I've known are also the most unhappy ones.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 25, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 25, 2008 - 2:52pm.
I can't believe MK posted this over the Olympics sexfest in the Olympic Village with the athletes!
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Sexfests in the Olympic Village is standard operating procedure for the Olympics. No news there.
Priests pimping nuns instead of altar boys is news.
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Very true! However, I thought it would fascinate MK because of the Holy One (Phelps) being there with his super swimming sperm. :)
if i could dress like this on a daily basis and be a nun i would join a convent! yahooooo
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
Really bad nun joke: Iam going to hell anyway!
The Nun's Secret
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret. The priest then tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.
She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."
The priest chuckles and says, "That's not so serious, Sister Bernadette. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, and do five cartwheels on your way to the altar."
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Catholics stoop to a new low...thank God i am an Athiest. Don't they know that pride is a sin?
Um REVEREND Rungi?? Not in the Catholic Church MK.
~*Head Bitch*~
Any nun who joins this contest should be kicked out of the sisterhood. This is sick.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
That nun doesn't look sexy, she looks tired and worn out. This idea is depraved, as is anyone involved in it.
James Haven wouldn't mind getting slapped by that nun! Yowsa!
When James Haven was a boy, all the nuns had unslightly hairy moles on the face.
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Ok so joey rats told the pedo-priests that little boy meat was off the menu for a while and this is their attempt to get the disgusting pervs interested in the women available to them. Holy ho's batman! LOL!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Whore nuns went out with "Future War" (MSTies unite!).
Sadly, we didn't have nuns like that when I was growing up. They had all the sex appeal of a piece of burnt toast.
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HWAT!
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"He who fucks nuns, will later join the church"
Joe Strummer "Death or Glory" "London Calling"
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You are who you think you are.
I thought vanity was a sin? Doesn't this contest go against what they believe in?
That's it, the end of the world is coming.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Wrong on so many levels.
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And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
MK "I know there's some naughty nuns out there"..ahhh yeh..the big hairy ones with beady eyes at Catholic school that used to make us bend over and lift our skirts so that they could strap us were *plenty* naughty. Ack! And not in a good way.
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Priests judging a nun contest; you would think they would be too busy oogling children than trying to decide if a nun looks godly or gawdly.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I'd totally watch "Catholicism's Next Top Pope"...that would be a good show compared to the stupid shit that's on tv lately. Is anyone even watching Big Brother this season?
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The winner will come from the order of the Sisters of Saint Mary Carey.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Wait, this is a great idea. He's right, you know: a lot of nuns are like 24. In fact, when I was 15--never mind.
No comment about this silliness, but you can get some AWESOME pizza and seafood in Naples.
I wonder who Pope Benny will vote for...?
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
They should at least choose a model that doesn't look like she's about to die of consumption in 5 minutes.
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so this is what they do when they're not fucking children. will the nuns be covered or do we get to see minge?
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'Politically Correct' is the PC term for Spasticated Gaytalk.
And I take it this priest will be the one driving the bus to hell...
Manimal5 on August 25, 2008 - 2:58pm.
I heard that priests will be wearing assless chaps.
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I can't stop laughing. I can barely type these words!
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 25, 2008 - 2:52pm.
I can't believe MK posted this over the Olympics sexfest in the Olympic Village with the athletes!
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Sexfests in the Olympic Village is standard operating procedure for the Olympics. No news there.
Priests pimping nuns instead of altar boys is news.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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January- nun shoveling snow for our Lord
February- nun making Valentines for our Lord
March- nun picking 4 leaf clovers for our Lord
YawnZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
I heard that priests will be wearing assless chaps.
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I can't believe MK posted this over the Olympics sexfest in the Olympic Village with the athletes!
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Dick happens! - MK
Heh
Mel Brooks could choreograph the talent portion. Anyone remember the synchronized swimming nuns?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Beauty is a human personal opinion.
I see Holloween has come early this year at the Vatican...lol.
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You put a Minch on me!!!
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I love the calandar idea. Best bet for my fanatic catholic family.
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on August 25, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Actually that sounds kinda hot. I went to school in Catholic schools, be kind of cool to fuck one with the garb on! There's something scarily freudian about this comment.
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And very fucking creepy.
The Catholic church will either: a) applaud this, or b) condemn them all to hell. Either way it will make them look bad. Good.
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Hi5.
Reason # 587 why Clarisse is an Atheist.
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People are the ones who decide what is and is not beautiful, not God.
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The Church will make cash loads off of the indulgences they can sell based on the guilt factor here.
This kind of shit is why I HATE the world. Damn us all to HELL.............
TOPANGA....yeah, that vow thing. It just keeps getting in the way. LMAO We see how well THAT worked for those priests that belonged to NAMBLA.
Oh, and the nunny's will just show their memaw parts. They won't get married or anything. They are already married to some polygamist named GOD.
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Ok, nuns have taken a vow of chasity, so even if some of them are hot...they are still not gonna get laid. I feel bad for the men...this is going to be such a tease fest.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
she's trying too hard. jesus just isn't that into her
argg! my mouse pointer is possessed! it's from reading this post!
I think it's more like Jesus is scared shitless from the chick in that picture!!!
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Ummm. there aren't reverends in the catholic church. that must be father Grungi with the World Porn Organism Association
Sure, why not? I love my Father, Son and Holy Spirit with a little side of skin and exploitation.
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