WTF?!
Jenna Jameson is knocked up with Baby Huey's baby duckling. Yada yada yada! Who isn't carrying a baby in their belly nowadays?! Maybe I should just start announcing who isn't with child, because it seems like everyone is knocked up. BABIES!!!! I'm afraid to open up my closet because I know a baby is going to be sitting there, waiting for me. They're everywhere!
Anypornbaby, it's no surprise that Jenna is pregnant. There were rumors a couple of weeks ago. She finally confirmed it to UsWeekly, “Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible. I'm so happy! I'm just saying super healthy. I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach.”
The best part of UsWeekly's article is this: " But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, "It was all in God's plan." If she's a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace.
She's been full of lots of things throughout her life.
"Grace" is one of them if it's a newfangled name for meth, jizz, a stranger's dick, or whatever she was on when she pulled the braces off her teeth as a kid.
..then again...Jesus was never married, so maybe Christ needs to cum too.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
good news is that the baby can walk right out of there. but birth prolly will be about the only thing that's easy in that child's life poor bastard
It's a new day when devout Catholics take it up the ass, get jizzed on the face, and suck off random men on camera for money. Hail Mary indeed!
This kid is going to come out with horns and a tail. You watch.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
LOVE CARROTTOP
"Not like it'll make a difference, my comments will somehow end up in Never NeverLand soon enough I'm sure."
Yeah! I noticed that all of your comments on that thread disappeared but someone else's were all still there.
It is a pity if the mods here run off all the funny people to support a bully....
tsk...tsk...tsk...
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
"It was all in Gods Plan" said the town bicycle.
Oy.
Tito Ortiz is hot in that truck stop toe tappin 10 minute quickie kind of way.
Id SO hit it after a buzz cut to lose that dye job .
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Here's her first baby belly pic:
http://www.extrawhoredinary.com/pregnant/jenna-jameson-first-pregnancy-p...
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Submitted by shandi on August 25, 2008 - 10:22pm.
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Yup and she could be.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Wasn't there a lot of speculation/blind items a while ago that she had HIV and that is why she was becoming so thin and sickly looking?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
durn, I went to call her a fucking slag whore and then I realized it's not really an insult in this case so, nevermind...
poor future human being, I pray for it!
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I don't expect rocket scientists to work at McDonald's for minimum wage....but I do expect people to know the difference between bacon and sausage, damnit.
shoot i meant *devout
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
HAHAHAHA davout catholic.. HAHAHAHAHA god that is the quote of the week!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Didn't he leave his last baby mama (that was his wife at the time) while she was pregnant-and they were supposed to be over the moon in love, too? Sure, she didn't have the mounds of cash that this classy ass hooker does, but just knowing how he did her would make me think twice before having his kid.
On the flip side, when they fight he can call her a used up fucking whore and he won't be verbally abusing her, only stating the facts. Next, she'll come out with a line of children's books like, "Why Billy's dad has pictures of my mommy behind the toilet" and "That was then: Mommy doesn't hook anymore" followed by the self help series, "Watching porn: Oh shit-that's my MOM!"
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The "resting as much as possible" line made me laugh myself into semi-unconsciousness! You know she's got to stay horizontal for fear the fetus will ride out of that gaping coochie like it's on some crab-infested slip-n-slide.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I asked my husband how you could be a porn star and a devout Catholic...his only guess was maybe because she didn't use condoms?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
She's gotta have hep C right?
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The war isn't working.
How did she get knocked up if she was getting pounded up the Hershey highway, then he pulls out and splashes his tadpoles all over her face. I'm confused.
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God only knows whats in her amniotic fluid...jizz, heroin, coke, cash and prizes...and now a baby YIKES
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The war isn't working.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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I hate these morons who think being "spiritual" is compatable with organised religion, no matter their behaviour. This bitch cannot be catholic until she behaves as one, and that means stop lying, whoring and greed mongering after the cash.
Submitted by Ex_OTic on August 25, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Of course she's a devout catholic, do you have any idea how much time that woman has spent on her knees?
....plus all the times she screamed "Omigod, omigod"
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I don't expect rocket scientists to work at McDonald's for minimum wage....but I do expect people to know the difference between bacon and sausage, damn.
it must have come as quite a surprise to her cum filled asshole that she was a devout catholic.
I know I won't be adding anything new, but WTF??? The entire sentence of devout Catholic Jenna Jameson trying in-vitro is fucking hilarious! Seriously, the joke tells itself...
1) Devout Catholics are not "allowed" to get in-vitro.
2) Devout Catholics don't get fucked for money ON TAPE for years & years. With literally hundreds of people.
3) Devout Catholics aren't going to have a baby out of wedlock... With a chimp, no less.
This story made my day.
I wonder how that weekly confession goes. "Bless me father for I have sinned." "Oh get the bleep out I have the tape already"
OMG, 'lapsed Catholic' is one of my favorite terms ever. I lmao every time I hear it. No, I'm not Catholic, nor am I a lapsed anything. I've been collapsed, but never lapsed.
Even as a lapsed Catholic myself, I'm offended.
Note to Jenna: getting ass fucked by a bunch of well hung ugly dudes dressed as priests whilst wearing a Catholic school uniform on film does not make you a devout Catholic...or does it? These days it might...Hey, who knew? I'm a devout Catholic too (What? I was drunk and needed some cash. Don't judge...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 25, 2008 - 5:49pm.
I've always wondered what the baby of a violent, shaved, pale gorilla and an aging, promiscuous duck would look like.
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Carry on.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I've always wondered what the baby of a violent, shaved, pale gorilla and an aging, promiscuous duck would look like.
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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."
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Devout Catholic - that's the funniest thing I've read all day! Hahahahaha!
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
is she even capable of having kids? she's f@cked so many guys and girls- that it makes one wonder?
"So, what do your parents do?"
"My Mom's a porn star and my Dad's a cage fighter"
HOW can you say that without laughing or dying of humiliation?
Poor Baby :(
She had to get the Velcro implants on her twat first to keep the embryo from falling out.
Mel - I sure am sorry to hear that, what a terible thing to have happen :( Our large breed dog Bud (he's a mutt) has been on Rimadyl quite a while (over a year now) and it has helped him tremendously with his arthritis (he is a 13 year old large dog and has almost no cartilege left in his hips, but he is a happy boy!). Our vet told us about the dangers associated with it, and we take him in about once a month to have his blood checked to make sure there are no adverse effects on his liver/kidneys, etc. He doesn't have any retriver in him, so maybe that has been the difference. We definitely make sure it's no where that our two kittehs can get to also!
I am so sorry for your loss, I know that Bud is past his prime by quite a bit, and I think about him not being around at least once a day as he gets older and it just breaks my heart to think about losing him.
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 25, 2008 - 5:31pm.
CARROTTOP ! ! ! !
OH my pleading and whining got to be too much!!!
Oh happy day!! Oh happy day!!
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Not like it'll make a difference, my comments will somehow end up in Never NeverLand soon enough I'm sure.
But I heart you and missed you and Christian and Liam muchly!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Man...what that poor kid will go through at school.
I guarantee that "take your kids to work" day will be avoided at all costs.
Submitted by Stoney on August 25, 2008 - 5:16pm.
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That's not super ADHD, lol. My brother has that and doesn't act like that at all. That kid in your building has a mental illness, but I don't know what kind.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Submitted by Stoney on August 25, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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LMFAO!!! Awww, no they aren't! Those two are cute, especially the little one who cries all the time. He's adorable. And KFed's kids with Shar are gorgeous, especially his daughter.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Submitted by Sayonara on August 25, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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Cool, lol! It'll be a loooonnnngg ways off though. Hopefully, this place is still up and running by the time I'm ready to pop out some babies.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
atleast the baby won't have to be pushed
out when born. it'll just stand up and
walk outta her.
hopefully she will gain alot of pregnancy
weight so that she will tip the scales at
the normative weight of a 14 year old adolescent girl.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
CARROTTOP ! ! ! !
OH my pleading and whining got to be too much!!!
Oh happy day!! Oh happy day!!
Mel-Tang,
Anything that is going to cost mom extra makes Max happy!! 200.00 worth of rabbit-safe toys? *yawn* Corner of the brand new leather couch? *Oh Hells Yeah!*
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Clarisse, that story made my blood pumper dance.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
I like to peel things on my own body like dead skin and yummy scabs and such, but I've never had the desire to deface where I live. I mean, our entire elevator area was just repainted and now it's completely fucked. I wanna kick that retard's ass!
*burns in Hell*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Clarisse, OMFG that is TOO cute!!! LMAO
I can just see little bunny slowly backing up with a paint strip in his mouth!! loloolololol
I know the joy he got out of it. hahaha
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I have a nephew like that. My brother is really big, so his boys are too. His son is the same age as mine, and they look like night and day. His son is over 100 lbs. and is the height of a 10 yr. old. It's amazing.
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Mel-Tang / Stoney,
RE: Peeling Paint.
I use to live in this OLD house with the really old thick white paint on the walls. Well, Max, my rabbit discovered that if he chipped it at the baseboard and started backing up slowly, he could peel it off the wall in a continuous strip to about mid-wall! He never ate it…he would just spend hours peeling paint off the walls….
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Thanks, Bella. I really appreciate that. :)
Stoney, lol. Leave homemade paper swords and flying kites in parking lots ALOOOOOOOONE! LMAO
The paint thing is fascinating though. Once a little piece would stick out, I just couldn't help but pull it down. It's kind of like when you had that tan/sunburn that turned into dead skin, and you couldn't resist just peeling it off.
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Huh. It's almost like having a baby isn't all that special because just about any woman can do it.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 25, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Sorry, I know I've talked about this kid before, but he fascinates me. My boyfriend and I were trying to guess his age the other night and he couldn't even come up with a RANGE. I say he must be at least 16 because he is so tall and righteous in girth, but he acts like he's 4 years old, so it's really quite puzzling. He was playing with homemade paper swords in the elevator the other day, and trying to fly a kite in our parking lot last weekend. There is something wrong with him, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
At the very least he has super ADHD.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Mel-Tang, that´s awful, my condolences.
Stoney... I used to peel the paint off of my dorm room walls. And no, I'm not talking about the walls in the asylum! The ones in college. It's highly addictive.
LEAVE THE EXTRA LARGE TEENAGE TODDLER ALOOONE!! :)
The riding elevators up and down thing I don't get. I hate elevators.
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