Somewhere In The World, Denise Richards Is Freaking Out

All of his former partners are probably saying, "As long as it's not me." He's creepy.

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And I can't wait for Denise's response. I hope she fucking claims the baby really belongs to her and Brooke stole her fetus! I wouldn't put it past her.

MK........ please don't give her any ideas!!! We know she's desperate to stay relevant and in the public eye. Besides, it's just a matter of time now that good old Brooke will be on Denise's side of the fence, crying "Charlie's a perv". Charlie seems like the guy who likes the "idea" of kids, but can't handle the reality. You know the kind, the ones who talk all the shit when the wife gets pregnant, and then when the baby pops out, they don't want to give up being #1. So, the get pissy and jealous and finally leave, complaining about all the wife does is take care of the baby! I bet Charlie is like that. So, soon we will see this marrage go down in flames, unless Brooke devotes all her time to Charlie, and sees the kid only when he's working! If the baby is raised by nannies, it might work. And the kid might be better for it than being around Daddy all the time!!!

Living well is the best revenge.......

I bet denise is drunk right now crying to her friend(s?) about how no one understands, and life just isn't fair. I like ol' Charlie. He's a perv and an ass hat, sure, but he never said that he wasn't.
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- betterthanyomama

Let's join hands and pray the baby looks just like Denise!

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This just keeps on getting better and better.
Let's hope they jump on the Hollywood bandwagon and have twins!

i love that show 2 and a half men!
boooyeah

Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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I used to think he was cute (when he was younger), but now he just looks so...unsavory. He's got that "creepy uncle" vibe to him.

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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss

how can he NOT have some shit yet, that's what I want to know...

youknowwhaddamean, the stuff that doesn't go away.

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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."

Maybe, unlike many women I know, Brooke went into this marriage with eyes wide open and ((gasps)) excepts him for how he is and she got stuck in the middle of that nasty custody! She could have left him and all his "baggage" on the curb but she chose not to so... I wish them happiness.

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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch

I can't help but love the drama between these two asshole exes. I definitely hate Denise the worst, but that douchey look on Charlie's face makes me wanna slap him. I also wonder what Denise's kids relationship is with Charlie's older daughter?
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

God Charlie Sheen is really fucking creepy looking, he's got this totally freaky smug smiley thing going on, other than the obvious money, I don't know how he gets women, he scares the crap out of me. He looks like a real prick.

This must be some serious blind love on Brooke's part. What woman in her right mind would consider having a child with him after witnessing the atrocity of a divorce and custody battle he just went through? Let's face it, Denise is nutty. But I would be concerned that some of her allegations are correct. Charlie must've really blown some smoke up this chic's ass in order to get her to marry and have a child with him. If she hasn't (even for a second) put herself in Denise's shoes and thought that this might happen to her down the road - then she is crazy!!! good luck to her. It's so obvious she just wants a baby and could give to shits that it's with a prostitute junkie !!!

Me thinks I love Charlie Sheen. He has never pretended to be anything more than he is... Two and a Half was written just for him (maybe not but I think it is written totally from his single years...)

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You put a Minch on me!!!
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MK, aren't you proud of her for being a smart golddigger? She'll never have to work again.

Something about her smile and chin just reminds me of Reese Witherspoon.

Laura,
Never seen Lost, so i cant help there, but she reminds me of Piper Perabo who is only slightly more famous than Brooke Mueller.

Oh wait! Bradiful, Ali Larter?

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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K

This will be his 4th child.

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

He needs fucking medication! What the fuck, the guys got all kind of money why can't he just go out pick up chicks and fuck like the rest of us, or just go back to that $5,000 a night hooker? What the fuck is it about this idiot that makes him want to marry every chick he bangs? I'll never get it.

Is it just me or does his head just keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger...I'm scared he's gonna float away like a Macy's balloon.

I think I am the only person in the world who doesn't watch Lost, so I'm not sure if it could be someone from that show or not. It's possible I'm thinking of Lisa Kudrow because of the nose.

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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.

Charlie Sheen nauseates me, yet I still continue to watch "Two And A Half Men". :P

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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"

Does this guy have enough fucking spawn already?

Give it up, Charlie. You're NEVER going to have a BOY. You don't have sperm that produces BOYS. Get over it already.

Secretly I hope Denise, the self centered, psycho-bitch is throwing a shit fit.

These women are so stupid. They want that 'bad boy' with all the money, power, prestige. Then when it's over, they wise up and cry. Oh please.

I work with a 'bad boy' and the women are calling here all the time; it's those needy types that call.

The problem with this type of women is that they feel that they will be the one to get him and win the so called prize.

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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."

Shes looks like a mixture of Giuliana Depandi
and Jillian Barberi.

Laura on August 25, 2008 - 4:17pm.

She reminds me of someone, and I can't think of who. Anyone?

- Is is that chick from "Lost", Ali something?

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

She reminds me of someone, and I can't think of who. Anyone?

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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.

Good question/comment. Why Does Charlie continue to get married? It would be cheaper if he got a vasectomy and stayed single.

And, why do women chase OJ Simpson who is a murderer? Some people are just plain stupid or money grubbers.

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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."

all three of the sluts mentioned above have been looking for love in ALL the wrong places!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Why does HE keep getting married? He should live the bacholar lifestyle with all the call girls he can imagine and quit getting fing hitched every couple of years...hopefully they take him for all his $$

Charlie has no lips. I mean NO lips! Why am I just now realizing this? Oh yeah, because I usually skip over pics of his fug self. NO LIPS!

Considering all the mess he was in when he was younger, it does seem that he has settled down. Actually, it seemed that way when he was with Denise. I think she hitch her wagon to him to help her career and it ended up backfiring so the only person she will blame is Charlie.

For what he used to be, in my eyes, it's Denise with the problem.

don't we have enough total imbeciles on the planet? Lets hope these kids are least cute to counter the puddle that is their gene pool.

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Isn't Putin Grand?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm

(in a monotone voice)
Oh my gwad, what a big surprise, she's knocked up, yay.

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

I can see denise richards now I don't care I don't care that,that whore is having MY prostitute tranny infested baby!!!! Charlie's gonna get Divorce in 5...4....3....2....* breaks down bawling*

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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.

Every woman on Earth needs to wikipedia his ass and then flee!

Kelly Preston got shot and then till married a poof?!

And everyone knows Denise was a former Heidi-ho!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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Can ya'll here my snores today?

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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

Anyone foolish enough to have his babies deserves what they have coming.

no that her crappy show has been cancelled, denise is trying to figure out how she can spin this news to her advantage...

and charlie is no father of the year, and yet these women insist on mating and spawning with him...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...

Sheen and his former girlfriend Paula Profit have a daughter, Cassandra Jade Estevez (born December 12, 1984). Sheen and Profit did not marry. In 1990, Sheen accidentally shot his then-fiancee, Kelly Preston, in the arm; she suffered only a minor injury requiring two stitches. The relationship ended shortly thereafter. In 1993, his name was found among Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss's list of her most frequent customers, and it was revealed that Sheen hired highly compensated call girls from escort agencies. In 1995 he testified at the trial of Heidi Fleiss, where it was revealed he'd spent $50,000 on prostitutes in 14 months. Also, Jason Itzler, owner of the escort service NY Confidential, claimed in March 2008 that Sheen paid $20,000 for the services of two prostitutes, one of which was Ashley Dupre, of Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal fame. Sheen denied the allegations. On May 20, 1998, alone and bored in his Malibu home, Sheen decided to try injecting cocaine for the first time, accidentally giving himself an overdose. He was discharged from hospital soon afterwards, but his father Martin issued a public appeal for fans to pray for him, and reported him for violation of parole. A warrant was issued for his arrest, and Charlie was sent to rehab. In the Empire magazine interview, he stated that he took a bullet for the industry when he was called into court to "name names". In 1995, Sheen married Donna Peele. The marriage lasted a little more than a year--from his 30th birthday on September 3, 1995 to November 19, 1996. In 1996, Sheen announced that he had become a born-again Christian.
In a 1997 Empire magazine interview, Sheen was asked what was the largest number of people Sheen had sex with at any one time. He replied: "...five girls at once. It was a pile-up...and it wasn't so much about going Caligula, it was very organized. Very ordered...all six people in that room came out of it pretty satisfied". Sheen was listed as #2 on Maxim's "Top 10 Living Legends of Sex", citing an alleged 5,000 women that he has slept with.
Although Sheen was involved with a number of Hollywood personalities, his long-term relationship with former porn actress Ginger Lynn in the late 1990s garnered the most media attention. He was also involved for a time with former porn actress Heather Hunter. On June 15, 2002, he married actress Denise Richards after meeting her while filming Good Advice in 2001. They have two daughters, Samantha Jane Sheen (born March 9, 2004) and Lola Rose Sheen (born June 1, 2005). On April 19, 2006, Denise Richards filed for divorce divorce was official on November 30, 2006.[ Two years after Sheen and Richards' divorce, on May 30, 2008, Sheen married Brooke Mueller, a real estate investor.
Sheen and Richards are engaged in an acrimonious custody dispute over their two daughters, with Richards requesting a custody evaluation, no overnight visits for Sheen, and authority to make decisions regarding the care of the children. Richards alleges abusive behavior by Sheen toward her and staff, paranoid behavior regarding the care of the children, and that he continues to have gambling and drug addictions

Mission accomplished! Pregnant missus = porn and prostitutes and peen for Charlie Angel. The new mrs is really in for it now. Enjoy.

Ya know...I really need to get laid.
Everyone is looking really hot to me.
And I LIVE w/someone.
Sad.
Really.

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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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I don't think Denise really cares. I'm sure she thinks Charlie is gross. Which he is.

This one will divorce him once the 'fantasy' is over and she sees him for the true scumbag he is.

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RIMADYL KILLS

That is strange,I just watched the Heidi Fleiss(sp?) story today.

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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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Is he wearing a wig-piece. He looks like an older version of Alfalfa.

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Love. It.
Can't wait for Denise's statement, in 3...2...1...

Big L. I was about to say "great minds" LOL we better stop now! ;)****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"

Snowpiece...LOL...great minds....

Here's a thought: why don't you try being married first before becoming parents?

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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.

Oh, thanks Momus the Sarcastic.....

So she's the same age as her StepMum...nice.....