Shauna Sand Is Magic
Sand floating on sand! Only the Empress of Lucite has the power to walk on sand in exquisite lucite heels. Notice how the people around her are in awe of her powers (not really, but go with me on this one)? I'm sure she can walk on water with them too. With exquisite lucite heels on her feet, she can do anything!
The always elegant Shauna Sand brought a whole lot of glamour and beauty to the beaches of Miami this past weekend. I'm sure the emergency rooms were filled with peons who went into cardiac arrest from being that close to Shauna's extreme elegance. Even the dolphins in the ocean bowed before her. Shit, even the sharks curtsied. If you look close enough you can see the crabs in her precious oyster the sand crying because they are in the presence of greatness.
Seriously, her daughter is the luckiest little girl in the world. Even Shiloh Jolie-Pitt jealous.
Source: Bauer-Griffin
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Exactly that's why I don't wear Vuitton (or Chanel).
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My apologies to MK, but that is just retarded.
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What does she do again? Her poor daughter looks embarrassed.
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What a wholesome vision. It's a wonder her poor daughter doesn't die from sheer embarrassment. Probably she thinks everyone's mom looks like a tranny stripper prostitute.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
How she keeps from breaking her stick ankles in those shoes is a miracle in itself.
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
Louis Vuitton bags are so fuckin tacky. It reminds me of those ghetto bitchs I see on the subway and think they're hot shit cuz they have an "LV" bag bitch please I know you got that shit at Chinatown.
I love how her daughter is trying to hold her hand and Shauna's just like, "Don't fucking touch me. Mommy's posing."
her daughter is pretty, in 5 years she'll be Ali Lohan but cuter.
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pic #4
why does her ass sag down so much? it looks like it's melting off her backside.
Refuckingdickulous.
Wow. I bet she could walk on quicksand with those puppies. Maybe she should try.