Shauna Sand Is Magic
Sand floating on sand! Only the Empress of Lucite has the power to walk on sand in exquisite lucite heels. Notice how the people around her are in awe of her powers (not really, but go with me on this one)? I'm sure she can walk on water with them too. With exquisite lucite heels on her feet, she can do anything!
The always elegant Shauna Sand brought a whole lot of glamour and beauty to the beaches of Miami this past weekend. I'm sure the emergency rooms were filled with peons who went into cardiac arrest from being that close to Shauna's extreme elegance. Even the dolphins in the ocean bowed before her. Shit, even the sharks curtsied. If you look close enough you can see the crabs in her precious oyster the sand crying because they are in the presence of greatness.
Seriously, her daughter is the luckiest little girl in the world. Even Shiloh Jolie-Pitt jealous.
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Her ass is very wierd, but her body is smoking, as for those fucking whore/stripper shoes, I would of loved if they caught her falling over a rock of an old bottle of beer buried just beneath the surface of the sand. Those would be 5 pictures worthy. Definitely not these 5.
Submitted by get serious on August 26, 2008 -
Bottom line: attention addicted losers like her are TERRIBLE moms, because their attention addiction always comes first. We saw that with SLUTney spears (whose kids were forceably taken from her by the courts); now we see it here...
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You don't even know this person. All you got is that she always dresses and frequently behaves like a hobag.
I hope you realise that you speak about 95% of showbusiness industry, "attention addicted losers". So you suggest that all of them are terrible parents?
It's like to say that "all shopaholics are terrible moms, because shopping always come first".
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Shauna Sand can be a slutty, disgusting, attention whoring idiot all she wants, as long as she doesn't pull her kids into it. Unfortunately, it appears that she's bound & determined to involve her kids into her slutty stupidity. I hope she realizes how much grief they're going to get for years because of her self centered "look at me now!" behavior. How many other kids mothers walk around in "I give $25 BJs" lucite stripper shoes?
Bottom line: attention addicted losers like her are TERRIBLE moms, because their attention addiction always comes first. We saw that with SLUTney spears (whose kids were forceably taken from her by the courts); now we see it here...
She still has a fairly respectable figure. Whether that's down to surgery... only the heels know.
I am just completely bum-swizzled (swore to MK I would get that into a sentence) about this INSANE use of the stripper heels!! WHY???
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hahaha the whole description of this thread made me laugh. que bueno
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Hell with the heels, she has the Angie Jolie flapper ass. There's such a thing as losing too much fat.
If I were her child, I would be SOOOO embarrassed to be seen with her. Why can't she just wear flip flops to the beach like everyone else????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
It would be pretty funny to see one of those heels catch in the sand and see her go tumbling down screaming "oh my shoe! my poor lucite shoe!!"
Another thing- her daughter's stupid father can also have some say in this, but Lorenzo's probably too busy chasing some 19 year old poon.
awesome. that pic of her in a bikini, standing on a beach, in clear stripper heels, with her KID, made me lol for about 5 minutes straight... too funny!!!
I don't want to see a video of this skank. She looks like the playboy's bunny shit tray. if you have a rabbit you know what I mean! You got to scrape their piss off and use a lime descaler.....
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I don't expect rocket scientists to work at McDonald's for minimum wage....but I do expect people to know the difference between bacon and sausage, damnit.
James Haven er Angie has this exact same bathing suit!
Ok bitches so James Haven tried it on once or twice. What's the big deal? James Haven is secure in his manhood.
Don't judge!
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I'd like to see a video of the skank walking on the sand in those things. Not a sand covered sidewalk like here, REAL sand.
Now THAT would be priceless!
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She needs to hitch them up, they'll be on her belly soon.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
this dude has the face of a guppie on steroids..
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Shauna Sand's queefs sound like melodious magical virginal baby birds...Or wait, is that maloderous, maggotical vaginal labious turds? No, no, no, I'm sure I got it right the first time...Just look at that goddess of virtue and grace...When her pussy sings, angels weep...
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Maybe Shauna could wear the lucite for things like...bowling or jogging...her ass is a little blippy.
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Submitted by JoMama on August 25, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Dammit JoMama!
We are thinking the same thing and posted that at the same time.
LOL
Shauna got a terrible case of the "noassatall"
If you watched "Martin" back in the day you would know what that word mean. **smile**
OMG! She's got no-ass-at-all disease! Skank...
What a great role model for her girls, "Mommy, why are we rich again? Is it because you sold your punane for cash?"
And come ON, ya'll, you KNOW you wear your elegant lucite stripper heels to the beach, we just haven't see the pictures yet... :)
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She's always wearing that busted, fake LV!
Those shoes are ridiculous at any event, but what a major dumbass to wear them to the beach. Look around, is there anyone else wearing 4" heels at the beach, why not just walk on stilts?
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
She's a fucking idiot. Grow the fuck up woman, you have kids.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 4:29pm.
If ever there was an ass made for an implant, that is the one.....
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If ever there was a head made for a brain transplant, that is the one......
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Her daughter is mega-sunburned. That looks painful. Shauna was too busy putting these stupid lucite heels on to bother putting sunblock on her own kid!
Your face!
Good lord, what a stupid twat.
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I think the hottest pic of her would be while she's riding a bike with these on! Color me impressed if she can actually walk through the thick sand in these as well, even walking in flip flops in the sand is a bitch!
Your face!
Shauna is definitely a touch of heaven. I think she is the prettiest thing EVER. Why doesn't she have her own perfume? You know it'll come in a lucite bottle.
But doesn't her bikini bottom look like it's being weighed down with a tremendous amount of panty pudding? It's REAL poochy.
Just what Miami needs...another used condom washing up on shore.
The poor kid, don't they make lucite flip-flops?
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Are these the new beach shoes?? Seriously it must be like walking in snow with snow shoes on .. flip flops honey .. they'll save your ankles in the sand!!
The woman just SCREAMS "Class, class, class!!!".
She exudes class, she breathes class, class comes out of her nostrils and every other orifice Shauna owns.
Is Shauna should read this - or if some reader who knows her should pass it on to her (HINT HINT!!) - I would strut the beach in a pair of those heels, if she'd send me a pair...
She is a gorgeous role-model - as I've said many times before - for the young girls of today.
Her vadge should be moulded and put on display at Madame Tussaud's. Crabs, lobsters, and all.
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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
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"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Wow!!! She's amazing!!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
i guess if one can ride a bike on the sand in florida, you can wear lucite heels....
Is she fucking serious?
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Just when you thought you've seen everything, Shauna Sands adds a new oddity to the list. Way to go slut bag....
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Submitted by Laura on August 25, 2008 - 1:23pm.
I am not sure I know what the definition of "healthy tanning" is. Hell, my mom slathered sunscreen on me when I was a kid, I didn't have a tan until high school.
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I know right? In fact, i dont think i got a real tan until i was in college. Then i purchased a tanning bed membership and went crazy. Good thing that fad didnt last long with me...I'm back to a sort of pale-ish tan. If you can call it that. lol.
Ha....my 3-1/2 year olds get slathered with SPF 55 and still they have a sort of tan. For awhile there i just thought their arms & legs always looked dirty...lol. Silly me.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
What boggles my mind about this woman is that she’s dead serious. She’s not like Pam Anderson who’s in on the joke and dresses trashy because it’s part of her shtick. Shauna really thinks she’s hot shit.
I can see her standing in her room in this getup, practicing her poses, blowing kisses to her reflection in the mirror and mentally congratulating herself on another fashion triumph.
*Snort* Chuckle*
She actually went out IN PUBLIC looking like this?
Seriously, who wakes up in the morning looks in thier closet and says to themselves. "I think I'll risk breaking both my ankles today by wearing 6 inch high heeled stripper shoes to the beach"?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
If ever there was an ass made for an implant, that is the one.....
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
shauna is the ass lift model fromt he side bar ad thing over here to my right!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
saggy ass...oh & that poor little girl...her poor daughters...doesnt she have all girls? she really needed to have had boys.
I am not sure I know what the definition of "healthy tanning" is. Hell, my mom slathered sunscreen on me when I was a kid, I didn't have a tan until high school.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
to quote Paris, "that's hot."
to quote martin laurence, "DAMN!!!!"
i love the people in the background looking at her like "what the fuck is that?"
Submitted by Stoney on August 25, 2008 - 12:35pm.
I kinda think she looks ok...
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No worries Stoney....I kinda think that too. The big sunglasses help because they hide all that hideous black eyeliner and all the wear and tear on her face.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Does she just stand there on the beach and pose? I find that kind of funny and wouldn't mind having her job.
Now really, what is she famous for again? Marrying someone?
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