Kimberly Shaw Is A Rebel

Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 11:24pm.
That is nauseating Flatsy! Brad does the same thing!

Oh James Haven, can you talk to your common-law Pitt? Between him, the patients and the chisembop kids, this place is outa control. I seriously want to pull a George Costanza and get a private ladies room.

Sorry I missed you last night, I was in the AJ/BP thread.
The one in CAPS. Oy.
Can you cure my whoopie pie addiction?
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She's flat and that's that!

mishabella - she might be as well be a bi. Not a big deal, many women are. Btw, what are you doing tonight? Just kiddin' ;-)

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She uses the men's restroom because she is a lesbian and doesn't want anyone to know!
she picked on me about 4-5 years ago, I left where I was having lunch at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills (called my fiance and told him how she hit on me while I was sitting at the counter by myself having lunch, and she tried to strike up ocnversation, asking me what I was doing later)......I left in shock!

next thing I know, there is some news evrywhere that she is a lezbo (I really do not care either way) and within a year she is married with babies!

These celebs try too hard to cover up who they really are

Submitted by Flatsy on August 25, 2008 - 5:16pm.

That is nauseating Flatsy! Brad does the same thing!

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as far as i know, there are no potty laws in texas, but i use the mens room, all the damn time. if the ladies room is full, i will take my 5 yr old in the mens, if there are no mens in there. that was pretty funny actually, I walked her in, she saw the urinals, and starred at them for 20 seconds silently, then said, "Momma look! they have handicapped water fountains in here!"
And now she wants to know why the girls room doesnt have one in there.

Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Her face looks made of putty- much like the forensic facial reconstructions you see on America's Most Wanted or The Discovery Channel of some skull they found.

Is she touching the door handle without a paper towel? Amateur!

No matter how hard Marcia Cross is retching on the can, you can be sure she shows no facial expression.

Does anyone else have this problem?
I work in a building with a lot of therapists. I think their patients are afraid of flushing the toilet.
I just don't understand. I mean how hard is it to remember to always flush and wash your hands?
It makes me sick.
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She's flat and that's that!

One of the bars I frequent has two bathrooms, one for men and another for women (duh!). So usually there's a line to use the women's and usually men never have to pee while they drink (yeah they're freaks!). So I use the men's bathroom but the shit is is that the door's look is broken so you have to pee practically standing up to hold the door closed. At some point you give up, but it's probably for the best because it at least prevents you from sitting on the toilet seat.

Your face!

There's a law in Los Angeles County that when the ladies room is full/ not available, ladies may use the men's room.

I am not kidding...

I used to use the men's room all of the time when I would go to concerts in LA. Nobody cared.

I know some straight men, who prefer to use women's bathroom, simply because it's cleaner than theirs.

I remember I was on a gouvernors' hunting party and everything was very snobby and proper. After lunch, everybody full of champagne, we were endlessly riding in carriages through the forest without a single stop. Everyone were going crazy for toilet break and many were just desperate (including myself). After an hour we've finally reached the destination, where actual hunting supposed to find place, but NO ONE cared about hunting anymore. Dames and gentlemen rushed to the nearest forest side and standing quite close to each other started to pee (or else). No one cared about conformity or manners any more! We all stood there, men and women, laughing at each other as hell and peeing at the same time!!! This bad event organising turned to one of the weirdest experiences in my life...

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I started to love Marcia Cross after Desperate Housewives. The only character that resembles myself. *hides*

It seems that she didn't have any tummytuck after her twins, so it must have been a vaginal birth, because selebs get tummy tuck with the C-section.

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MK, I can so relate to your chola cousin. lol

And I SWEAR everytime that krinkly ass ad over there comes up, I can actually smell it. It's gross.

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My man sits down for his morning pee. I did a double take when we first started dating but now I just giggle to myself at his laziness.

This is why I make a point of peeing on the seat.

My boyfriend goes to the stalls to pee instead of using the urinal. What do you think that means? he's not "shy" or "insecure" by any means.

Does this bitch never stop shopping?

I'm always in men's bathrooms, but never for fun -- have to clean up after The Banshe. It's almost a relief when he's in the hospital, because the nurses have to do it then.

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I'm not above using the men's room. No biggie.

Louise Brooks, I loved your story. Born-agains are the worst kind of hypocrites, in my experience.

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I love using the mens room. There is usually a free stall and if there isn't guys are much quicker.

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What is most disconcerting about this picture is that lovely Marcia Cross doesnt use a paper towel or some toilet paper to grab a hold of that disease-ridden door handle. Gross! Hope she doesnt touch her face/hair/no-no parts.

this is news? nevermind, slow gossip week #55...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRnbOlhEZj0

When you gotta go, you go anywhere. F that.

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Submitted by snowpiece on August 25, 2008 - 1:30pm

I use the mens room all the time cause they never have enough stalls for us chicks and I hate waiting on line. They never account for the time it takes to change tampons/pads and god forbid, we have to deal with little kids in all our bathrooms too. Men can just pee and go with no drama. They don't even have to take off their pants.
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I ONLY use the handicapped stalls.
~I don't have to squat all the way to the ground, which means my legs don't start to quiver.
~It's as roomy as a one-bedroom.
~Bonus is getting the stalls that are both handicapped and for mothers. I pull the changing table down (make sure it's clean) and put all my junk on it (instead of strangling my arms or hanging it from the coat rack thingy on the back of the stall door)and waiting for a hand to come over and snatch it.

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I think you might be related to my sort-ex. His cousin is a raging flaming whore bag on wheels. She got all born-again and that didn't even stop her whoring.

She invited some of her male church friends to a family reunion. A fist fight nearly broke out because all her "church friends" thought they were dating her exclusively.

She also accused her male cousin of being in love with her and wanting to marry her. Whore bag. I hate her.

so now her husband is pregnant with twins?
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I think the doody on the front of her shirt is her necklace.

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It's true though...bitches in the ladies room are some real haters. I live in Miami and it's ten times worse. They stare you down with their chola eyes and proceed to suck their teeth at you if you go to fix your hair or touch up your make-up in the mirror. I just smile and offer then a Sharpie to touch up thier eyebrows with.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

I sometimes wish I could pee standing up that shit seems so much more convenient at times. I remeber a group of friends cut school one time, my friend had to pee really bad. We didn't have anywhere to go so she had to go behind a bush (no pun intended) at a park in the middle of the day. Dumb ass didn't even take her school bag off. Fun times.

Chris Eccleston...i know right, and she didn't change clothes with the gas station attendant...
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"I even piss sitting down when I'm really tanked."

LMAO! My dad used to be an alcoholic and he ALWAYS sat down to pee. He would always leave the door open, too, which is how I know.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.

BFD, I've done it lots of times. At least she has her shoes on.

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I was at a concert recently and a woman ran into the men's room screaming she had to go or have an accident. Whole line of us guys at the urinals turned our heads and shrugged in unison.

(The concert was Rod Stewart, in case you were wondering. Bryan Adams opened.)

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Best picture ever! It's not a big deal, though. I've done it a few times whenever the women's bathroom is vacated.

Seriously, the topic here should be WHY do guys pee all over the place?. It's not like the toilet is a tiny hole in the wall that you have to concentrate really hard to pee into. If you can't control it, you should take a seat, like MK does when he's sloshed. Cuz I dont want to have to clean up after you when my whole bathroom smells like piss. Pee brains.

It's true. Women can be total bitches to each other in the bathroom.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

um... is that doody on her peter pan shirt?

"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn

This shit reminds me of one of my gorgeous chola cousins. This bitch mostly uses the men's bathroom at clubs or bars. What's her reason? This delusional ho said whenever she uses the women's room, other chicks stare at her with lezzie eyes or hate on her because she's so gorgeous. No joke!
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Are we related, MK? Cos I swear my cousin says the exact same thing! She even accused me of wanting to get with her - nasty. Thing about her though, is she looks like a man and I think women are just tryna figure out what a man is doing in a dress, and the men just don't give a f...

huh? what are you talking about there's never a line for the men's room, don't lie, you know you use the ladies room all the time
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MK this Marcia Cross story was just an excuse for the hysterical story about your cousin.
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i could never figure out why guys piss all over the seat either.

I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK

I hope she didn't sit down, because you know there was pee all over the place. Blech!!

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