Monday, August 25th 2008
Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
I'm totally fucking stumped on today's Blind Items. Maybe you'll have better luck.
Which newly single TV personality tried out his sonorous baritone on young co-eds while vacationing in Mexico? "He was bouncing between college girls like a pinball," says our spy. "His son was there, and it was embarrassing to watch." Even worse, we hear there were no takers. (Rush & Molly)
Jimmy Kimmel? Bea Arthur? Rowlf the Dog? The Hoff?
Which fallen TV host and one-time pin-up is so desperate for work, he's resorted to becoming an 'extra' in the porn world? The poor lad is terrified someone will recognize him... (3AM Girls)
The Hoff? Rowlf the Dog? Mark McGrath? Peter Andre?


#2 is obviously Mark McGrath. He was fired by Extra, he starred in several Candies ads, and the "extra" in the blind item refers to his hosting of Extra.
Not sure about #1 though.
#1 sounds like Dr. Phil. He recently split with his wife and has sons who party with Playboy bunnies and whatnot.
The hell with the Blind Items, I want to talk about the adorable polar bear.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Tony Danza!!
#1 Could be Garrett but #2 is most definitely John Leslie. He used to present a kids show in UK and was a daytime tv host but he was accused of rape several times and one went to trial. He was acquitted but his reputation was ruined and I've heard a couple of first hand accounts of his horrible behaviour towards women.
I can tell you he was fucking Ben Affleck, LMAO!
Love that picture, so cute.
#1 - Jimmy Kimmell.
#2 - No idea, someone British probably.
#2....Donny Osmond, hahahahahaha
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Fallen host that would be an extra in porn has got to be Brian Dunkleman!!
Simon Rex only did a couple of solo jack-off videos. It really isn't considered "gay" porn, but he did state that he realized the majority of the audience consisted of gay men. But is Simon even relevant today?
#2 is Brian Dunkleman.
#1 it would be funny if it was David Letterman.
I love these blind items!
According to CDAN, #2 is from the Daily Mirror, a UK publication, which generally means it's not someone from the U.S.
#1: The popular guess is Jimmy Kimmel. His son is 12.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
No clue but that's a really cute picture.
Michael K, is 3AM Girls from Britain?
"Lad" - is it a US or Britain based guy?
Who keeps up with British boy bands and their failed talk shows - it could be any one of Jade Goody's ex-husbands.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on August 26, 2008 - 2:19am.
Whoa whoa whoa. Didn't Simon Rex get busted for doing gay porn before he got big? He said he was doing it "just for the money."
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
Snowy, you gotta watch out for those pepaws!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
IG; reealllllyyyy? LOL that's one I never thought about before now.....hmmmmmm, LOL
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Hahaha, C Word, good thinking! Bob Barker always gave me the gay vibe.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 25, 2008 - 1:19pm.
#2 has GOT to be Bob Eubanks. Either him, or Chuck Woolery. :)
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I was thinking Bob Barker or Arsenio Hall. :D
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
Which fallen TV host and one-time pin-up is so desperate for work, he's resorted to becoming an 'extra' in the porn world? The poor lad is terrified someone will recognize him...
hmmm..Simon Rex? Carson Daily?
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
#2 has GOT to be Bob Eubanks. Either him, or Chuck Woolery. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
they never said number 1 was a singer, they just said he had a sonorous(loud)baritone voice.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
I don't like that distracting ass in the ad on the right!! Steals my attention every time!
Has to be Craig Ferguson .. he has a son and is divorced.
Is the barritone singer Jerry Springer? That's my guess.
i've heard for years that simon rex is involved in porn.
marky mark could work for items 1 AND 2....
I'm thinking Joe Rogan. Was that even his name? The Fear Factor guy.
i'm thinking that bear has his eyes covered cuz he just saw the face of Jeebus in the tide ripples
Brad Garrett and Sugar Ray for
sure-sies.
I'm bored with you now.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 25, 2008 - 12:59pm.
mike LOL ha ha I think you mean #1 but then I have not been to a resort with ya!? ;P
Har har, I did mean #1. This is what happens when I have a martini w/lunch.
thanks mike, that was awesome!!!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by knoel998 on August 25, 2008 - 12:54pm.
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awesome guess!!!!
I think you got it!
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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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Hey Snowy! It went really well. My roomie and I are all settled in and classes start Wednesday. Aaaand I just spent my entire summer paycheck on books. Huzzah! Oh, and the internet sucks balls. It took three minutes to load this page. D: Lame. It's okay though - I'm just glad to be back at school to see mah friends. :] Well I am off to lunch now, glad to see all you hot sluts and lovely whores!
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Hi5.
does the baritone comment mean his voice?
deep voice or deep throat?
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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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mike LOL ha ha I think you mean #1 but then I have not been to a resort with ya!? ;P
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Ok, it's been fun. Transformers is over and the kids wanna go do something.
See you guys tomorrow.
Have fun!
Eh, aside from the son being there, #2 sounds like an experience most middle-aged guys have when vacationing at a resort.
I think #1 is Brad Garrett (Everybody Loves Raymond). He divorced last November and has a nine year old son. And obviously, a very deep voice!
I think Jimmy Kimmel is a good guess. He does have a son who I think is around 18ish (??).
hi Fat Martha, how was your move?
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 25, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Christine, you're a Simpsons fan, right? Have you ever seen this re-make of the intro. using humans?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brh6KRvQHBc
#1 I do think it's Jimmy Kimmel.
#2 oh, the Hoff, definitely. lol
WOOOOOOOOOOOT Knut!
An extra in porn??? is he a fluffer?
But Seriously, they also sometimes have doubles for close-ups of different body parts. I have heard the term stunt-dick before.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
Oh shit, I loved Mark McGrath, he was a sexy beast (in my 13 year old mind). He has teh herpes!? My pubescent dreams are ruined.
How is everyone??
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Hi5.
#2 = Simon Rex?
Wait a minute. Nobody ever considered the Dunk a pin-up, huh?
Fuck it, I'm clueless.
Wait, is that Knute??? aww, he rocks!
mcgrath has a herpy??? eeuuuwwww.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
But Mike...he's only an "extra"...that doesnt mean he's doing the effing and actual porn...ya know? So Mark McGrath could TOTALLY be the one. He was the first guy i thought of anyway.
They never tell us the answers to these blinds...i hate that!!
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