Monday, August 25th 2008

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

I'm totally fucking stumped on today's Blind Items. Maybe you'll have better luck.

Which newly single TV personality tried out his sonorous baritone on young co-eds while vacationing in Mexico? "He was bouncing between college girls like a pinball," says our spy. "His son was there, and it was embarrassing to watch." Even worse, we hear there were no takers. (Rush & Molly)

Jimmy Kimmel? Bea Arthur? Rowlf the Dog? The Hoff?

Which fallen TV host and one-time pin-up is so desperate for work, he's resorted to becoming an 'extra' in the porn world? The poor lad is terrified someone will recognize him... (3AM Girls)

The Hoff? Rowlf the Dog? Mark McGrath? Peter Andre?

Posted by: Michael K


shoegal0509's picture

#2 is obviously Mark McGrath. He was fired by Extra, he starred in several Candies ads, and the "extra" in the blind item refers to his hosting of Extra.

Not sure about #1 though.

#1 sounds like Dr. Phil. He recently split with his wife and has sons who party with Playboy bunnies and whatnot.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

The hell with the Blind Items, I want to talk about the adorable polar bear.
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Tony Danza!!

welshbitch's picture

#1 Could be Garrett but #2 is most definitely John Leslie. He used to present a kids show in UK and was a daytime tv host but he was accused of rape several times and one went to trial. He was acquitted but his reputation was ruined and I've heard a couple of first hand accounts of his horrible behaviour towards women.

I can tell you he was fucking Ben Affleck, LMAO!

Love that picture, so cute.

#1 - Jimmy Kimmell.

#2 - No idea, someone British probably.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

#2....Donny Osmond, hahahahahaha

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Fallen host that would be an extra in porn has got to be Brian Dunkleman!!

Simon Rex only did a couple of solo jack-off videos. It really isn't considered "gay" porn, but he did state that he realized the majority of the audience consisted of gay men. But is Simon even relevant today?

#2 is Brian Dunkleman.

#1 it would be funny if it was David Letterman.

I love these blind items!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

According to CDAN, #2 is from the Daily Mirror, a UK publication, which generally means it's not someone from the U.S.

#1: The popular guess is Jimmy Kimmel. His son is 12.

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kdracofan's picture

No clue but that's a really cute picture.

TexnDoc's picture

Michael K, is 3AM Girls from Britain?
"Lad" - is it a US or Britain based guy?
Who keeps up with British boy bands and their failed talk shows - it could be any one of Jade Goody's ex-husbands.

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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on August 26, 2008 - 2:19am.

Whoa whoa whoa. Didn't Simon Rex get busted for doing gay porn before he got big? He said he was doing it "just for the money."

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islandgirl's picture

Snowy, you gotta watch out for those pepaws!

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snowpiece's picture

IG; reealllllyyyy? LOL that's one I never thought about before now.....hmmmmmm, LOL
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islandgirl's picture

Hahaha, C Word, good thinking! Bob Barker always gave me the gay vibe.

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Submitted by islandgirl on August 25, 2008 - 1:19pm.
#2 has GOT to be Bob Eubanks. Either him, or Chuck Woolery. :)
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I was thinking Bob Barker or Arsenio Hall. :D

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Which fallen TV host and one-time pin-up is so desperate for work, he's resorted to becoming an 'extra' in the porn world? The poor lad is terrified someone will recognize him...

hmmm..Simon Rex? Carson Daily?

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

islandgirl's picture

#2 has GOT to be Bob Eubanks. Either him, or Chuck Woolery. :)

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JuneStar's picture

they never said number 1 was a singer, they just said he had a sonorous(loud)baritone voice.

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I don't like that distracting ass in the ad on the right!! Steals my attention every time!

Kitty Porn's picture

Has to be Craig Ferguson .. he has a son and is divorced.

Is the barritone singer Jerry Springer? That's my guess.

i've heard for years that simon rex is involved in porn.

marky mark could work for items 1 AND 2....

Boomer's picture

I'm thinking Joe Rogan. Was that even his name? The Fear Factor guy.

Hysteria's picture

i'm thinking that bear has his eyes covered cuz he just saw the face of Jeebus in the tide ripples

suze's picture

Brad Garrett and Sugar Ray for
sure-sies.

I'm bored with you now.

mike's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on August 25, 2008 - 12:59pm.

mike LOL ha ha I think you mean #1 but then I have not been to a resort with ya!? ;P

Har har, I did mean #1. This is what happens when I have a martini w/lunch.

christine the hoff's picture

thanks mike, that was awesome!!!

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Submitted by knoel998 on August 25, 2008 - 12:54pm.
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awesome guess!!!!
I think you got it!

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FatMartha's picture

Hey Snowy! It went really well. My roomie and I are all settled in and classes start Wednesday. Aaaand I just spent my entire summer paycheck on books. Huzzah! Oh, and the internet sucks balls. It took three minutes to load this page. D: Lame. It's okay though - I'm just glad to be back at school to see mah friends. :] Well I am off to lunch now, glad to see all you hot sluts and lovely whores!

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Triscuit's picture

does the baritone comment mean his voice?

deep voice or deep throat?

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snowpiece's picture

mike LOL ha ha I think you mean #1 but then I have not been to a resort with ya!? ;P
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M.E.'s picture

Ok, it's been fun. Transformers is over and the kids wanna go do something.

See you guys tomorrow.

Have fun!

mike's picture

Eh, aside from the son being there, #2 sounds like an experience most middle-aged guys have when vacationing at a resort.

I think #1 is Brad Garrett (Everybody Loves Raymond). He divorced last November and has a nine year old son. And obviously, a very deep voice!

CindyBman's picture

I think Jimmy Kimmel is a good guess. He does have a son who I think is around 18ish (??).

snowpiece's picture

hi Fat Martha, how was your move?
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mike's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on August 25, 2008 - 12:49pm.

Christine, you're a Simpsons fan, right? Have you ever seen this re-make of the intro. using humans?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brh6KRvQHBc

WTFOMGLOL's picture

#1 I do think it's Jimmy Kimmel.

#2 oh, the Hoff, definitely. lol

M.E.'s picture

WOOOOOOOOOOOT Knut!

M.E.'s picture

An extra in porn??? is he a fluffer?

loozer's picture

But Seriously, they also sometimes have doubles for close-ups of different body parts. I have heard the term stunt-dick before.

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FatMartha's picture

Oh shit, I loved Mark McGrath, he was a sexy beast (in my 13 year old mind). He has teh herpes!? My pubescent dreams are ruined.

How is everyone??
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emes's picture

#2 = Simon Rex?

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Wait a minute. Nobody ever considered the Dunk a pin-up, huh?

Fuck it, I'm clueless.

christine the hoff's picture

Wait, is that Knute??? aww, he rocks!
mcgrath has a herpy??? eeuuuwwww.

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NovaNightly's picture

But Mike...he's only an "extra"...that doesnt mean he's doing the effing and actual porn...ya know? So Mark McGrath could TOTALLY be the one. He was the first guy i thought of anyway.

They never tell us the answers to these blinds...i hate that!!

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