Monday, August 25th 2008

Tommy Girl And His Clone Out In NYC

It's only a matter of time before we see Suri Cruise wearing matching jeans and sneakers. She can just borrow Tommy Girl's Bugle Boys. Their practically the same size. Seriously, is this some Scientology uniform or something? Alien jeans!

These two never fail to creep me the fuck out. They give me throat palpitations. And Tommy might as well as wear his seven-inch platform pink patent leather boots (you know he has some) because his lifts aren't very subtle.

Here they are whoring themselves out for some pap attention in NYC last night. They are always dragging Suri out at night. She wants to be at home watching "Small Wonder," not bouncing around town with these two freaks.

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

Hysteria - don't change the avvie, that is how I recognize people. LOL.

FatMartha's picture

Put the damn kid in her crib, you fucking alien Nazis. God damn.

Sorry. I'm sick of their scary asses.
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hollywood_hypocrisy's picture

Hehe, Bugle Boy jeans. I almost fell out of my chair reading that one :)

I wonder what possessed the two of them to wear the same pair of jeans on the same night.

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Submitted by Pernicious on August 25, 2008 - 12:41pm.
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i agree. i love the jeans. she is a trend setter. i've seen many celebrities copying her.

AmyWino's picture

Yeah, but on her, it's just shit.
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Submitted by Pernicious on August 25, 2008 11:41am:
"Wow, I can't believe everyone is still hatin on her jeans. I love the look - a pair of "boyfriend jeans" ridin low on the hips, a tight white racerback tank top tucked in and a pair of white one's. It's the summer shit"

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AmyWino's picture

Eww! I think your right because I see the mark too!
So does Tommy borrow her heels? Because all the sudden he's become taller than her!
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Submitted by boomsy on August 25, 2008 - 11:29am:
"I think those ARE his jeans; you can see the wallet mark on the back pocket."
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Pernicious's picture

Wow, I can't believe everyone is still hatin on her jeans. I love the look - a pair of "boyfriend jeans" ridin low on the hips, a tight white racerback tank top tucked in and a pair of white one's. It's the summer shit

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M.E.
the only slouch he'd get outta me was the one I took after I kneed him in his empty yambag..

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NovaNightly's picture

Those are fakey fake shoes CTF...I've seen pics close up and that white sole on the bottom is fake to make it look like they arent total platforms. They have a super duper size lift!! Plus he probably has inserts too.

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And they said homosexual couples couldn't adopt! You show them Tom!
Honestly though her transformation into a guy in less then what 3 years? is crazy.

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isnt? i was just thinking the same thing. sad.

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M.E.'s picture

CTH - katie slouches when in Tom's presence. Her knees are bent.

Smoke and mirrors baby, smoke and mirrors.

AmyWino's picture

I hate those jeans she's wearing. If that's Katie trying to be stylish, she's failed miserably. :P
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christine the hoff's picture

Question
How the FUCK does he manage to look that much taller than her????
he must have eight inch pieces of wood in those shoes, and bitch, that's the only eight inch wood this little fairy will EVER have.

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Y'know, I agree with everyone who said they're wearing the same jeans. WTF is that about? Considering she looks awful in his jeans, I ask once again, WTF is that about?

Bizarre. Does he make her wear a strap-on too??

M.E.'s picture

Shouldn't Suri be in bed?

Oh, wait, she rules the roost. That is right, she does whatever she wants.

The C word's picture

Looks like Tommy's wearing his 'big girl' shoes again.

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

It never ceases to amaze me how bad Katie looks. To' up from the flo' up! Burn those fucking awful jeans. No, you are not starting any trends you damnable sell out loser!

Libraesque2007's picture

the only women I know who dress like that are butch lezbians

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NovaNightly's picture

Awww i just noticed Suri's teddy bear...its the exact same one that my little boy has and absolutely adores!! Its sooo soft. :D

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Silvara0428's picture

~What a couple of as*hats take the baby home and put her to bed!

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lara's picture

Suri is darling

boomsy's picture

I think those ARE his jeans; you can see the wallet mark on the back pocket.

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NovaNightly's picture

OMG....they are wearing the SAME jeans!! SEEEEE!! I totally said Katie was wearing Tommy girls jeans....here is total proof. Atleast Suri still has good taste.

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Katie are you kidding me with the jeans and white sneaker???? OMG
Suri's little back is even cute...
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Salem13's picture

And they said homosexual couples couldn't adopt! You show them Tom!
Honestly though her transformation into a guy in less then what 3 years? is crazy.

DMoan's picture

Aren't those the Heaven's Gate Nikes?

Please let him be about ready to climb into the bunk bed.

boomsy's picture

At least Suri's not wearing the gold shoes...

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