Monday, August 25th 2008
Tommy Girl And His Clone Out In NYC
It's only a matter of time before we see Suri Cruise wearing matching jeans and sneakers. She can just borrow Tommy Girl's Bugle Boys. Their practically the same size. Seriously, is this some Scientology uniform or something? Alien jeans!
These two never fail to creep me the fuck out. They give me throat palpitations. And Tommy might as well as wear his seven-inch platform pink patent leather boots (you know he has some) because his lifts aren't very subtle.
Here they are whoring themselves out for some pap attention in NYC last night. They are always dragging Suri out at night. She wants to be at home watching "Small Wonder," not bouncing around town with these two freaks.
Those are his lifted shoes.... We have seen them before.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27217/images/tommylifts1.jpg
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by Hekki... I have a daughter her age who absolutely refuses to wear pants or shorts. It's dresses or skirts ALL THE TIME.
Potty training is easier if there is only a dress and mermaid panties to deal with.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Holmes is 5' 8" and yet Tommy Girl is taller than her in the photos, which would make him 5' 10" or so, leading me to wonder if girlfriend has lifts in her sneakers.
Is Katie Holmes in her thirties or twenties?
Seriously, I'm asking...cause she looks old.
Let me IMDB it.
K, she'll be thirty THIS year.
Yeah she's going the way of Melanie Griffin.
Swear to ME!
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Why does he think we are all gonna believe he grew 6 inches overnite???
Please....if you ARE so fucking evolved, then grow up and get over having to impress everyone...it ain't working.
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on August 25, 2008 - 11:50pm.
Probably John Travolta's! He likes to creep up behind people. Weird.
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Whose hand is that on the right with the red nail polish????
Sir Tommy told James Haven to "Layoff talking smack about me and Kate or else!"
So therefore James Haven will not tell you that the reason they are wearing sneakers is because it is a Scientologist Solstice type of thing. Very secretive! When wearing sunglasses at night coupled with cheap sneakers you are letting all the other Scientologists know that you are still as batshit crazy as the rest of them!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Jamie from small wonder worked at the bowling alley where I grew up in Oxnard!! He put on a few LB's since he used to dry hump Harriete.
she looks like shit
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Katie has a bigger package than tommygirl.
for the last time:
I WANT. THE FREAKIN. JEANS!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
The Stepford hag has finally morphed into a teenage boy.
It occurs to me that she has bigger feet than tommy girl, does that mean she has a bigger peen?
They need to stop dragging that little girl out so much and the paps need to stop taking pictures in her little face. She doesn't grow from day to day- they should just leave her the hell alone. Her parents must want all that attention or they'd take her out the back door or find a way to shield her. I don't feel sorry for her parents, but I really fell sorry for the kid.
i hate myself for saying this but i gotta get it out of my chest. he was sexy in tropic thunder. i disgust me.
i miss katie's old smile. you know, the one where she crinkled her nose and squeezed her tongue in between her teeth like she was a baby waiting to be fed strained carrots? a few hundred auditing sessions took care of that!
Yep snow...I do. :D Fraternal twin boys....the loves of my life!!
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Suri has the paps' number. She is hiding that money maker. No matter that her parents' attention whoring has decreed that she be out when she should be home in bed. They are probably dragging her off to be audited.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
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Suri doesnt look THAT old...in fact...to me she looks like she can barely speak as it is.
I have two 3-1/2 year olds that look waaaaaay older than her. :D Just sayin.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Submitted by Hekki on August 25, 2008 - 11:03am.
No one has mentioned the SNEAKERS. That's much more horrendous than the jeans (which I don't hate). For some reason, I think that she had another pair of shoes lined up for this outfit and Tom made her wear his sneakers.
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Oh no...not Tom's sneakers...those are SPECIAL...for special short boys. He wouldnt want her to look any taller than she already is. She probably has special sneakers on with a sunken-in heel...so that it shortens her.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
If Suri is two years old then I'm eighteen! Puleazzze that child is almost four. Suri looks so uncomfortable in those pictures, you would think her parents might leave her home once in a while instead of dragging her around town like a toy poodle
Hekki I mentioned them, they are the worst thing about the outfit. and with the jeans, even more offensive! :)
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by dementa on August 25, 2008 - 1:57pm.
It's actually kind of amazing, when you think about it. In just a few short years a feminine teen star has turned into a mannish smirky nonentity, while a megastar once considered a manly stud looks like a washed-up lesbian. It's so WEIRD, and strangely fascinating.
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I totally agree. I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that Katie-bot was playing a teen as recently as 4 or 5 years ago. Now, the only way I can describe her is creepy. Tom, well, he has always freaked me out. I got the feeling that he was completely insane after seeing him in interviews YEARS ago. I was always put off by his psychotic forced laughter.
No one has mentioned the SNEAKERS. That's much more horrendous than the jeans (which I don't hate). For some reason, I think that she had another pair of shoes lined up for this outfit and Tom made her wear his sneakers.
And I think Suri is dressed appropriately for a little girl. I have a daughter her age who absolutely refuses to wear pants or shorts. It's dresses or skirts ALL THE TIME. I don't see the problem with that.
Oh no! They're wearing the same jeans! Someone has to run back in and change now...
I hate them.
They should just give up the charade that Suri is the age they claim she is, especially after one of the tabs put her picture right next to Shiloh, who looks a good six months/one year younger.
Does that little girl have ANY pants or non-Mary-Jane shoes? And I can just tell from her posture that she's about to throw a megatantrum.
Then again, Tommygirl hasn't given up the charade that he's taller than Katiebot. How many lifts can you put in your shoes until your dainty little ballerina feet don't fit in there anymore?
It's actually kind of amazing, when you think about it. In just a few short years a feminine teen star has turned into a mannish smirky nonentity, while a megastar once considered a manly stud looks like a washed-up lesbian. It's so WEIRD, and strangely fascinating.
Anyone else ever noticed that TommyGirl never has a package of any sort. Katie has a better package, she's probably strapped one on for him.
Seriously tho, TC must have a tiny peen.
poor Suribot. She has no bedtime. Someone alert the authorities! I hate it when couples look/dress alike...no individual identity. Blech, Barf.
wait sorry, tommy girl needs "extra heightening"
http://www.tallmenshoes.com/exhe.html
good thing their on sale. do you think he buys two pairs and uses both lifts in one shoe?
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The Scientologists (SORRY! a *completely unrelated group called Dianetics*!) were giving out free stress tests in my town yesterday. My boyfriend wouldn't let me get one, even though I was going to give all false info and make sure they didn't take my wallet or anything. To be honest, even I was a bit too scared, in case they still *somehow* tracked me down.
haha, he's totally wearing this brand of shoe-
http://www.tallmenshoes.com/k126inta.html
they add like 4 inches to your height, how embarassing!
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Katibot's baggy jeans hide the fact that she is bending her knees so Tommy-Girl can look taller.
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Stepford-K8's cheeks and mouth look so weird when she smiles now....
And why don't these creeps ever let Suri wear shorts (or socks)?
Now he's taller than her. Again. He should just fucking accept the fact he's shorter or get a divorce.
Tom will have enough money after he pays Katie off to buy and brainwash another talentless actress.
KD: I always thought that SuriBot was older than they claimed. Look at pictures of Kingston & Shiloh who are *supposedly* only a month or so younger. She looks more like a peer of Violet Affleck (born Dec. 2005) than them. That's probably because she, too, was born in Dec.
I love the baggy jeans look. Unfortunately, with my ass it would look like I wrapped myself in a demin sail off a 42ft. Ericson....
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Why don't they let Suri wear litle-girl clothes and shoes? The child always looks uncomfortable.
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Nice orthopedic shoes. Katie's aren't bad either.
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Submitted by KD on August 25, 2008 - 11:16am.
OMG, she is totally wearing his jeans. They are wearing the same pair he, practically. And it is weird that he is taller than her, but he is wearing his custom Nike's. The ones with the thick heel. And it might be an optical illusion, too, because he is closer to the camera.
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Also take into account
1) the slant of the ground
2) She is bending backwards
Bitch is looking more like k.d. lang every day-so is KatieBot. Suri looks worn out. Maybe the SuriBot 3.0 which will probably be rolled out sometime in the near future will not require sleep.
Does anyone else think Suri's feet are huge for a 2 year old, or however old they say she is.??
OMG, she is totally wearing his jeans. They are wearing the same pair he, practically. And it is weird that he is taller than her, but he is wearing his custom Nike's. The ones with the thick heel. And it might be an optical illusion, too, because he is closer to the camera.
Ok, I'm gonna need Katie to stop shopping in the women's, aka soccer mom department of JC Penney's. This sh** is unnaceptable, even for her!
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those fug jeans AGAIN!? she needs a stylist big time. she can afford one, dammit!
Your face!
These 2 really give me the heebie jeebies!
Fucking creepy they are...
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Suri is soo adorable! Just love her!!
Suri looks just like what I expect my children to look like. I probably won't get so lucky though.
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