Monday, August 25th 2008

So Controversial!

That Vadge! She's always fishing for controversy. John McCain's whores are upset with Vadge because she sort of compared him to Hitler. Vadge's "Dry & Sour" tour features a video montage of John McCain's image alongside pictures of Hitler, destruction, global warming and Robert Mugabe. Obama's image is also shown alongside Gandhi, John Lennon and Al Gore. I'm surprised she didn't put a picture of herself in there as well. And what about Saint Angelina?! Vadge is going to hear it from her.

John McCain, who compared Obama to Wonky McValtrex, issued a statement through his spokesbitch: “The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time. It clearly shows that when it comes to supporting Barack Obama, his fellow worldwide celebrities refuse to consider any smear or attack off limits." Blah! Blah! Blah! What did Cindy McCain have to say about this? She probably laughed so hard that she almost busted her botoxed forehead. She then sneaked another sip from her flask and then passed out into her omelette.

Here's another reason why I miss 1980s Madonna. She shocked people the old-fashioned way: by acting like a cheap slut. Vadge, stop trying to shock us and just put on a beat up wedding dress and roll around onstage like your vagina is on fire. I miss that shit.

Posted by: Michael K


Salem13's picture

I take it Hitler couldn't be reached for a comment.

luckycharms's picture

Oh, knock it off you stupid bitch. These Hollywood leftist just mindlessly follow like sheep pushed through the gate. Hitler murdered about 20 million innocent people how can she possibly compare that monster to McCain. Even if McCain is an idiot.

My girl she is not filp flap. You go girl not afraid to say it. Not afraid too lose some fans. eventhough i do not agree with what she said, it is freedom of speech,and not afraid to say what you feel.

Madam Pince's picture

If this bitch died tomorrow, I'd never miss her.

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Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on August 25, 2008 - 11:59am.

They all yap about global warming yet google Al Gore's vacation home and then google Bush's (don't hate, I'm not tooting Bush's horn) - Then google Barbara Streisand, Travolta and all the rest of them...you will see how much they ALL contribute to global warming -

Anyone that listens to what a celebrity has to say should get their head examined.

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yeah Vadge, doesn't the accent grant you automatic British Citizenship? you can't even vote, stay out of it, you are just making Obama look bad, no one wants your old whore support.
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shandi's picture

Her veiny arm is creeping me out. She looks like a cyborg with a tube that is coming loose.

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The veins! The veins!

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No Words's picture

Dumbass.

She should stick to what she (barely) knows...touring and being a 50-year-old whore.

I am not going to vote for McCain...but come on. Comparing him to Hitler is just plain ignorant.

Aunt Bea's picture

I don't think Guy listens to what Madge has to say, so why should anyone else?

Celebrities should stick what they do best: Get paid excess amounts of money for extreme lack of talent.

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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on August 25, 2008 - 8:44am.
These are the same bitches that compared Barack to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Shit, they should be glad Vadge didn't put him up there along Satan himself.
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Except that while Britney and Wonky have only massacred our ears and our eyeballs, Hitler massacred millions of actual people. Maybe she should stop to think about who she's actually insulting here. She's not funny, she's not cute, and since she doesn't even live here anymore (Hello Brangelina-- you too) I could give two shits about her opinion. Hell, even if she did live here I wouldn't fucking care what this wrinkled, veiny old twat thinks.

I agree with whoever said they don't know why McCain does either, other than the fact that it's about time the hypocrisy of all of these numbfucks was pointed out.

birdie's picture

Emperor Palpatine!!! Haha!

Her carbon footprint could wipe out half of Asia, and she acts like McCain is the only one polluting?

That said, I'm not voting for either douchebag. McCain is a past-his-sell-by-date old fart who should just wheel his aged ass to a nursing home. Obama is a whining little worm who probably gets his ass kicked by his screeching harridan wife, and calls her "Ms. President."

Ah, it doesn't matter. Nobody cares what the Gaping Vadge has to say anymore, especially since everything that pours out of her maw is either drivel or rancidly hypocritical. She actually thinks she's an "icon" and that her opinions matter!

M.E.'s picture

Her veins make me want to cry. They skeert me.

seriously I don't give 2 fucks about john mcmummy but damn madonna stick to what you know like making a sex book and acting like the whore you are.

Green Is Good's picture

Politics aside, why is Madge even weighing in on this? Doesn't this twat live in Britain now? Shut the smeg up.

She's beyond pretentious. She, and her annoying friend Gwinnie Paltrow.

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hollywood_hypocrisy's picture

Hmm, so John McCain's responsible for global warming, is he? How about the pollution that old skank Madonna is causing just being on tour:

-the electricity used to keep her audio and video equipment running dumps carbon dioxide into the air like there's no tomorrow

-whether LCD or plasma, those screens behind her have gases (nitrogen triflouride...yep, 17,000 times as powerful as carbon dioxide) in them that speed up global warming

-the trash caused by people going to her concert and buying food and drinks packaged in non-recyclable materials

-she and her dancers use make up products that are neither organic nor environmentally friendly (not to mention the fact that the dyes and materials used to make their costumes aren't environmentally friendly, either)

-the gas burned to get her haggard old Emporer Palpatine looking ass from venue to venue (she's not riding in a hybrid, folks)

-the gas burned by the thousands of individuals who attend her shows

Um...yeah, McCain is clearly the only one polluting >:O

Salem13's picture

HAHAHA I wonder what Elizabeth Hasselcrack has to say about this. I would call Madonna the anit-christ but that would be an insult to the anti-christ.

mike's picture

oh, Madonna, you're so edgy *eye-roll*

Robert Mugabe needs to be taken out by brute force. He's absolutely ruined Zimbabwe on so many levels.

Hysteria's picture

no escaping it. there's old nag arm crepe hanging from those corpse muscles

PinkPostIt's picture

Bitch needs to go suck a rancid dick.

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celestialbeing's picture

Why does John McCain care what Madonna thinks anyway?

KD's picture

For REALS, man! Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned drama.

Two Drink Min's picture

Her attempts to always be so edgy have left her looking dull.

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Disco Punk-Rockah's picture

shock people the old-fashioned way by acting like a cheap slut...? Does that even work anymore?

stake_spike's picture

A woman with those arms does not need to be wearing Lolita glasses. Poor Vadge, when will she realize she's no longer a teenager. Hell even girls in their late 20's can look stupid wearing Lolita glasses.

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Submitted by Bret on August 25, 2008 - 8:45am.
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Saying someone is the anti-christ is also wrong. Politicians are all low-life, down and dirty scumbags....they lie to us and namecall the other candidate like this is fucking high school all over again. This is why i wont vote for either of these men. Still...that caliber of name calling is ridiculous.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

What a hag.

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Jesus's picture

I support Obama 100% and will not be happy if McCain wins, but this kind of display is ignorant, tasteless, and incredibly offensive. Especially to those families affected by the atrocities of the Hitler and Mugabe regimes. It makes me sick to my stomach.

It also reeks of desperation and a 50 year old woman trying to do anything possible to stay relevant. Pathetic.

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OK, so what is the deal with the veins on her arms? Does she over-work the muscles or what?

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Not that I ever want to get into a political debate, but McCain (or his peeps) referred to Obama as the anti-Christ last week but it's bad for Madonna to link him with Hitler?

And why is he losing sleep over what Madonna thinks of him anyway. Lots of her fans are gonna be liberals and there's definitely going to be some gays thrown in and they weren't voting for his old ass anyway :)
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"Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on August 25, 2008 - 8:44am.

These are the same bitches that compared Barack to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Shit, they should be glad Vadge didn't put him up there along Satan himself."

Word life. I couldn't have better said it myself.

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plain_sliced's picture

two words: attention whore!!

Nicholeoleoleo's picture

These are the same bitches that compared Barack to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Shit, they should be glad Vadge didn't put him up there along Satan himself.

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NovaNightly's picture

Comparing anyone to Hitler is all sorts of wrong!

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