Monday, August 25th 2008

So Controversial!

That Vadge! She's always fishing for controversy. John McCain's whores are upset with Vadge because she sort of compared him to Hitler. Vadge's "Dry & Sour" tour features a video montage of John McCain's image alongside pictures of Hitler, destruction, global warming and Robert Mugabe. Obama's image is also shown alongside Gandhi, John Lennon and Al Gore. I'm surprised she didn't put a picture of herself in there as well. And what about Saint Angelina?! Vadge is going to hear it from her.

John McCain, who compared Obama to Wonky McValtrex, issued a statement through his spokesbitch: “The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time. It clearly shows that when it comes to supporting Barack Obama, his fellow worldwide celebrities refuse to consider any smear or attack off limits." Blah! Blah! Blah! What did Cindy McCain have to say about this? She probably laughed so hard that she almost busted her botoxed forehead. She then sneaked another sip from her flask and then passed out into her omelette.

Here's another reason why I miss 1980s Madonna. She shocked people the old-fashioned way: by acting like a cheap slut. Vadge, stop trying to shock us and just put on a beat up wedding dress and roll around onstage like your vagina is on fire. I miss that shit.

Posted by: Michael K


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Vadge also displayed images of Kanye too...i saw the pics. I mean...if that doesnt scare me off from listening to her music...i dont know what will. lol

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F Listed, actually Obama's from the MIDDLE CLASS, he didn't grow up poor. His parents were mostly college educated, especially his father (I think is mother got into UChicago, but didn't go because her parents wouldn't let her, but she eventually went to college in Hawaii). Anyway, all this is in his first book.

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Did anyone but me notice that the super fit drag queen has bat wings on her arms???

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Geez Louise! I had to suck that guy's cock for SO long to get him to let me use his computer and then THIS is what I get to read. Ok, I'm not being fair - I read other stuff first and I KNEW KNEW KNEW that Madonna making political statements was gonna make ya'll (DEB!) lose your marbles. Ok, not all - but most, yes....

I have only this to respond to:

Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 25, 2008 - 4:07pm.

Good lord who knew Amy Winehouse was into politics!
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I know, right? I also love it when Brad Pitt shows up all sassy and bitchy and right on the money and I love that PP often has something intelligent and or profound to say or that them two flaming homos from In Living Colour are so often so very serious...and I love that I don't know who the fuck "letinstar" is supposed to be but I'm still too proud to ask....really, I could go on but that would mean I'd have to get back on my knees first and it wasn't that fun the first time...
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O yeah and MY political statement:
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 25, 2008 - 4:11pm.

In my America, we will sit at the computer all day and blog about stupid celebrities. And they will be forced to give all d-listers 90% of their salaries. The other 10% they will need for their Valtrex perscription because they won't have insurance.
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Wow...this post went CRAZY!!

Now i want everyone to STOP the ranting and just sit there and concentrate on your breathing for like a minute. Just really concentrate on it and CALM down. We all have our political beliefs and thats fine...but what use is a country that fights itself?? Civil War anyone?? Nooo...lets not talk war anymore...k thanks.

*ducks below her desk to avoid fallout*

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So if we really pull it all together here, we should note that Vadge flashed her cooch, Hitler, Britney Spears, and the current presidential candidates all from her jumbotron. Perhaps hell really is a Madonna concert.

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yeah that ass on the side looks like somebody hit it with a sack of cactus!

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thank you, weenielover!

In my America, we will also have a never-ending supply of weenies, for everyone! (Except stupid celebrities).

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Karen always mentally ends with a snap in Z formation, Migraneesque always sounds like Donald Sutherland, etc.

Soooo is there any other ways to insult She-Vadge or is it like Shitney last summer, where you kept recycling the same things because of how pathetic she is?

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Submitted by xxyxz on August 25, 2008 - 4:15pm.

HOLY STUFFED RED SNAPPER AT LONG JOHN SILVER CAT WOMAN!

why she aint use it then?

THATS WAS HER? Oh well shit sign up for a thrid account and then that sanpaper enemafish wont be saying GROSS things.

my theme for this post is fish.

i like themes. that is my point! :) hey im stupid ill admit it rioghts away!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

ok, i have to throw my hat into the ring: if she wants to view her political views, maybe she should move her plastic ass back to the U.S.!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 25, 2008 - 12:10pm.

LOL... Sorry.. I couldn't type because my keyboard died. I could only copy and paste!

I'm about to leave...Just wanted to say that VLL had another user I.D. molotov cocktease

Edited because I'm a dumbass..

I know :0)

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I'm with MelTang...

Stoney's picture

I just need to clarify something.

OBAMA DID NOT GROW UP POOR!!!!!!

*sigh*

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

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I'm sick of jiggly thong butt and armpit guys, too.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 25, 2008 - 3:16pm.
People, people, why are arguing when you could be worshiping Shauna Sand? Shame on you!! ;0)

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Hell yeah!! It's Sand/Price in 08 for me, baby!! Just hope to be offered a write-in ballot ;)

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idiots, I do that too! LMAO

I read in the voice of the avatar. lolololol

So, I guess it's safe to say that I hear voices in my head, all the time.

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Submitted by F- Listed on August 25, 2008 - 2:36pm:
"Bush got nearly every one of Bin Laden's high ranking officials, he got that fucking nut Hussein. Bin Laden could hide out in a cave for the rest of his disgusting life, and he's getting help doing it.

Really, Bush actually FLEW Bin Laden's family OUT OF THE USA after 9-11!!! They were his oil buddies, just like the 9 highjackers were from Saudi Arabia, where we get our oil NOT FROM IRAQ!!! Geez, what I am seeing spewing from the IGNORANT GOP here is almost humerous, if you didn't take soo much pride in your ignorance.

PS - Obama grew up poor and went to college on scholarships, unlike McAlzhiemers who got in on daddy's coat tails.

McAlzheimer's also had an affair on his first wife with the "charity drug stealing" second wife and you complain about Bill and a blow job!!! YEAH, KEEP IT UP CUZ WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!
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Now, this is what I would call vitriol. I'm JUST SAYING.

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Thank you, ElB!!! :)

In my America, we will sit at the computer all day and blog about stupid celebrities. And they will be forced to give all d-listers 90% of their salaries. The other 10% they will need for their Valtrex perscription because they won't have insurance.

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RIMADYL KILLS

idiots drive me loco's picture

When Madame S posts, I think she's even more funny because I read her posts in the Shirley Temple voice.

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Submitted by xxyxz on August 25, 2008 - 4:06pm.

I dunno?

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Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

Good lord who knew Amy Winehouse was into politics!

i didnt read your POINTS cause im a skipper but it makes me giggle to see wino avie talking poilitics and im reading what the first words of your post are in her crackie voice.

I hope some ho giggles when i post knowing Angelina is a gay man with a little POINT of his own ha ha ha ha! i call my point mr. potato head! DONT ASK! he has plastic glasses and shoes!

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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 25, 2008 - 4:20pm.

I don't like you. You aren't intelligent, educated, nor can you debate in a civil manner. I called out LA/HA because it was more than just me that was sick of her abuse.

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You don't like me because I pulled your covers. LA/HA was out of control and said things she shouldn't have. But YOU always went after her first then you hit the abuse button. For someone claiming to be a "professor" I would hate to see what you do to a student you don't like. Like I said before, you are "educated" not "intelligent" there's a difference.

I don't like you either so we are even.
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Bravo. You've usurped her role as Dlisted attentionwhore along with leatherette. Both of you do nothing to contribute, you just sprew your vision, and anyone that disagrees with you is a twat, a bitch, unamerican, blah blah blah. This site is to mock dumb ass celebs. take your conversion to poliitcal blog and leave the fun for those who are here for that purpose. I frankly don't give two shits what someone as ignorant as you thinks of me. People disgree with Kaiseren but respect her because she isn't a total bitch to other people.
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I really don't need the attention nor do I want it. If you noticed I only went back at those who went at me. I am entitled to defend myself. If you look back at my posts I have never be nasty to anyone before today. Unlike you.

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Now I gotta go. There's alot of corn here to pick out in the fields. And if JimmyBob comes home and his dinner ain't on the table I'm gonna git a woopin!

Peace

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 25, 2008 - 11:33am.
Submitted by xxyxz on August 25, 2008 - 3:29pm.

oh do you mean how i think you mean?

like what i think i think?

i thought that! but i didnt "own" my thought.

!?"

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My understanding is that invading Iraq was to conquer the weakest link in the Middle East and to not disrupt those who supply oil to the US (Saudi Arabia) or to anger those countries (Iran) who hold nuclear weapons. I am sad too that Bin Laden is still running free somewhere, but there have been successes as some of his main leaders were been captured and I appreciate that. ___________________________________________________
Submitted by jussayin on August 25, 2008 - 12:59pm:
"...I don't blame Bush for 9/11. I blame him for waging a war on IRAQ, while bin Laden is still free in AFGHANISTHAN!"
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Could you please back up your statements with some factual links. I would really like to see these comments proven to be true.

Also just because someone is older than you doesn't mean they have Alzheimer's Disease. Someday you will get to McCain's age and want people to respect you and take you seriously too.
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Submitted by F- Listed on August 25, 2008 - 2:36pm:
"Bush got nearly every one of Bin Laden's high ranking officials, he got that fucking nut Hussein. Bin Laden could hide out in a cave for the rest of his disgusting life, and he's getting help doing it.

Really, Bush actually FLEW Bin Laden's family OUT OF THE USA after 9-11!!! They were his oil buddies, just like the 9 highjackers were from Saudi Arabia, where we get our oil NOT FROM IRAQ!!! Geez, what I am seeing spewing from the IGNORANT GOP here is almost humerous, if you didn't take soo much pride in your ignorance.

PS - Obama grew up poor and went to college on scholarships, unlike McAlzhiemers who got in on daddy's coat tails.

McAlzheimer's also had an affair on his first wife with the "charity drug stealing" second wife and you complain about Bill and a blow job!!! YEAH, KEEP IT UP CUZ WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!
Cheney/Satan 08!!!!"

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 11:51am. I would miss anyone who left... well except for a couple of peeps!who?

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@Stoney,
I do have a certain LoveIn going for the GWB pinata...lol. It is a HIT!

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 25, 2008 - 2:57pm.

Time to start selling drugs! Or panhandle. I heard they make a lot of money.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 25, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 25, 2008 - 3:44pm.

No, I changed it because I was bored of my old one. But, if I DID change it because I fucked myself in my own ass with personal information, well, sheeeit. That's a whole other conversation.
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POINT well made (AJP-- that was for you:-). I didn't get to hear how the whole lovely stalking thing began, but I have heard that it was to some extent self-induced. But I'm the bad guy for even bringing it up, even though I was using it as an example of her being the victim. I guess it just goes to show that there really are always two sides to every story.

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Submitted by jussayin on August 25, 2008 - 2:56pm.

I was just wondering how I could blow that up, frame it and hang it in my kitchen.

"What the fuck is that shit?" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

And yes, I would totally do it, too. You can do that shit when you don't have kids.

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Submitted by Stoney on August 25, 2008 - 3:55pm.

sadly i can only post when i have that shitty temp job or am inbetween shittier temp jobs!

help me stoney! IM a poor homo!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 3:51pm.

.....I lurves you, man! *hugs, air kisses*

Submitted by Stoney on August 25, 2008 - 3:33pm.
HAHAHAHAHAH! Lmao @ jussain's avie. I just noticed that shit.

....the first time I saw that pic I 'bout peed my drawers with laughter

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 25, 2008 - 2:54pm.

I missed you so much!

*tears up*

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Submitted by Stoney on August 25, 2008 - 3:51pm.

Munchowsin by Chat Room Proxy!

THATS how you spell what i was trying to say!

im laughing at your siggie cause im still haunted by that xeno vagina with the hemroid all up on it!

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Is anyone else tired of that hairy armpit ad and now the jiggly thong ass? The ads on this site are atrocious, lol.

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*runs away*

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I have no tolerence for xenophobic morons.

Welli dont know what to say cause that xeno warrier princess sares the shit out of me and im not so crazy about scientologist either.

xeno is not my homeboy!

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Good afternoon, Kids!
Glad to see no one has their knickers in a twist today...lol.

Why is it every Monday-Friday we have so much infighting among the posters? Respect that we all have opinions, we are allowed to voice them. Snarking on celebs is an Olympic sport. Snarking on each other is not cool.

Sometimes feelings get hurt. BUT the sun rises again tomorrow and bitter nasties should go away. I like and respect alomost everyone on this site. Ya'll are fun, funny smarty-alects and I would miss anyone who left... well except for a couple of peeps! All in all, we are all good people.

Sorry for the mini rant.

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Munchowsin by Chat Room Proxy!

Brilliant!

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 25, 2008 - 3:44pm.

LCT-- Something just dawned on me-- didn't you have to change your name at one point? Funny, I don't seem to recall hearing you make a big deal about it...
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No, I changed it because I was bored of my old one. But, if I DID change it because I fucked myself in my own ass with personal information, well, sheeeit. That's a whole other conversation.

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I firmly believe that every citzen has a DUTY to call out injustice, and wrongs made by the goverment. That is what this nation was founded on. So many mistake nationalism for patriotism and citizenship in this country. I do not, nor do many others posting. If you think that is unamerican that is sad.

I don't like you. You aren't intelligent, educated, nor can you debate in a civil manner. I called out LA/HA because it was more than just me that was sick of her abuse.

Bravo. You've usurped her role as Dlisted attentionwhore along with leatherette. Both of you do nothing to contribute, you just sprew your vision, and anyone that disagrees with you is a twat, a bitch, unamerican, blah blah blah. This site is to mock dumb ass celebs. take your conversion to poliitcal blog and leave the fun for those who are here for that purpose. I frankly don't give two shits what someone as ignorant as you thinks of me. People disgree with Kaiseren but respect her because she isn't a total bitch to other people.

Now that we agree that we don't like each other, then we can agree to never address the other again. I have no tolerence for xenophobic morons.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 25, 2008 - 3:47pm.

if you say the word point over and over again it starts to sound so funny.

do it.

its fun!

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Submitted by CarmenElectrical on August 25, 2008 - 2:42pm.

I know, I know. I was just trying to save the integrity of the thread. I have no idea why I bothered. ;)

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 25, 2008 - 12:45pm.
im just saying SOME PEOPLE STALK THEMSLEVES FOR ATTENTION
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Seriously-- so I have heard. Didn't really believe it at first but now I'm startin' to wonder.

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Submitted by CarmenElectrical on August 25, 2008 - 3:36pm.

Ha! Never said it was hard being white.

....no you didn't...probably why the comment wasn't directed at YOU in the first place but to kaiserin. But of course you are the Great Reader.

for the record there are white people on welfare, white people receiving affirmative action, white people getting grants and scholarships and funds. So when I hear the "po' whitey" rant like minorites have these great perks and these great lives, I'm gonna roll my eyes and play the violin. Life's hard because small groups of rich people keep plotting how to stay rich and become richer and they really don't care about anyone else, white or Black.

....which includes Madonna IMO. All this just enriches her bank. Didn't do shit for Obama or McCain...

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 25, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 25, 2008 - 3:39pm.

my point is seperate from your point even though i do get your point and agree, my point is different.

and im allowed to point it out.

edit for silly shit:

STOP POINTING AT ME! ha ha ha
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Point taken. I'll try to "round it out" from here on.

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im just saying SOME PEOPLE STALK THEMSLEVES FOR ATTENTION!

munchausin by chat room proxy and similar issues i cant spell correctly

for good measure i will say the word twatt because its a madonna thread. just calling madonna twat, not others.

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LCT-- Something just dawned on me-- didn't you have to change your name at one point? Funny, I don't seem to recall hearing you make a big deal about it...