Morning Wood

Camilla does not do golddigging very well...
The End is near...

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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch

Damn McConaghey! he's all "distant" with Camilla and Levi Strauss! :( he too busy drinking beers....what a MAN he is! ugh!

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"I fucking drink beer and party!"

I love how they temporarily renamed either Brooklyn's (which I really think it is) or the other sports bar next to the Pepsi Center the fucking CNN Grill. I swear to god, I wish I had a helicopter to get around.

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Isn't Putin Grand?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm

Submitted by Salem13 on August 25, 2008 - 11:38am.

I just hope there aren't any hispanic dishes named after Lou Dobbs or any hispanics working there for that matter.

I think there is the aptly named Menudo Dobbs.

Nah - when you're at the mall & you buy a pair of platforms or a pair of crocs or earrings from claire's or a DQ whatever or entree from panda express - you get 2 free avril lavigne tickets - squeeeee!

Everyone PEED to see Awrvill grill Candy Pooper

Who the fuck goes to see Avril?...her very existance is annoying! I wanna just go up to her and rip her little skull and crossbones right off her hoodie and shove it down her throat!

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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!

I just hope there aren't any hispanic dishes named after Lou Dobbs or any hispanics working there for that matter.

This reminds me of The Supermodel cafe back in the 90s(?).

oh, dear... plane crashes always come in three... i mean the bad ones, i glad everyone survived this one, but man, i'm gonna be on a plane too! all my fighting with AQoE will send me to hell!
Oh, i remembered, i'm Jewish, we don't believe in hell, eheheheh...
Hi, PSL! what happened? couldn't sleep?? can you take a nap later at least?
love, beeshes, gotta run!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.

Innapropriate.

Too Bad Bill Hemmer isn't still with CNN. I could see Hem and Coop doing Tommy Boy's Cocktail routine behind the bar.

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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...

I am sure Levi McConaughey has already had his first Baby Budweiser. I can picture father and son nude, Mateo on drums, Levi on baby rattle.

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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: This Morning Wood needs some Viagra, or Cialis, or something.

She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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Dido is back? Can she please fuck off again?

People went to see Avril Lavigne? Why???

Eva would've made a great nun. The world wouldn't have had to suffer her "acting".

~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera

ok, I need some real scandal for this dull ass Monday, MK.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

what do they serve at the CNN Grill?

The Anderson Cooper Sausage?
The Ted Turner Tuna Wrap?

I know you guys can come up with better ones- I have been up since 4:30 AM....no humor here this morning.

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I was inside looking outside; the millions of faces but still I'm alone
Waiting, hours of waiting; paying a penance
I was longing for home
-Foreigner "Long Long Way From Home"