New Blood On "American Idol"
A new person will get to inhale Paula Abdul's Vicodin vodka breath while judging "American Idol" this season. Singer/songwriter Kara DioGuardi will join Paula, Simon and Randy as a permanent judge when the show returns for its 8th season in January. Eight seasons of Paula's craziness.
Simon Fuller said they originally wanted four judges when "American Idol" started. Why?! They already have around 20 judges if you count all of Paula's personalities.
Simon went on to say, "We are turning the heat up on 'Idol' this year and are thrilled to welcome Kara to the judges' table. She is a smart, sassy lady, and one of America's most successful songwriters. We know she will bring a new level of energy and excitement to the show."
Kara has worked with Kelly Clarkson, Xtina, Gwen Stefani, Celine Dion, Faith Hill, Santana, Carrie Underwears, Brit Brit, Clay Gayken and more.
Personally, I think they should have dumped Simon and Randy. Paula should be the only judge. Just give her an open bar, a shady pharmacist and let her rip!
Somebody should let Kara know that she's only there to showcase Paula's craziness. Therefore, she should disagree with her as much as possible and also insult her dogs. Oh and it will help if she mentions that Bratz movie at least twice a day. In case you have no idea what I'm babbling about, clip below:
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What the fuck? Is American Idol Show's quarterly? Seems like this fucking nonsense is always on....Ugggg I hate it, after auditions, there is absolutely no other reason to watch it.
How many times can we watch Paula being a fucking maniac, drug infested, drunk lowlife whore??
James Haven was supposed to be the fourth judge! Damn you Simon! You couldn't get past the fact that James Haven has nicer cheekbones and a winning smile. Not to mention that Randy kept calling him "Big Dawg"!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Did anyone notice at the very end of the clip there was an owl that sounded like it was saying coo coo (as in what Paula is!)
I laugh everytime I see that clip; drama queen much Paula? Even her assistants are laughing at her.
Oh, and BTW Paula, contrary to popular belief, I think God has bigger things to worry about than a Bratz movie; sorry.
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I enjoy American Idol. No egg throwing, please.
I thought this woman was one of the Dixie Chicks. She looks just like the one with the wonky eye. Anyway, I hope she adds some more dysfunctional to the crew.
you can come over to my house and cry on my shoulder anytime Paula! I have a bottle of Grey Goose waiting for you! so hurry...
People STILL watch American Idol? Its a fuckin karaoke competition ffs! If you want to be a singer at least write ONE song thats what I can't stand about this show.
I'm sobbing right now. Is there anybody who will listen to MY stories. I JUST CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.
STFU Paula. The reason for the fourth judge is because watching you is like being completely zooted while watching a train fly off the side of a mountain.
Seriously, I don't know how many times I've watched AI while peeking through splayed fingers and having the "Oh DAYUM" (& smile like the Joker) look on my face. All because of Paula and her Crazies.
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on August 25, 2008 - 10:49am.
Why the hell is that fat a$$ on the right of my screen? Doesnt MK know I have to keep up appearances while doing literally nothing all day????!!!!
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
I don't watch American Idol, and I don't know who this woman is, but in that photo she's got the creepy sexual predator expression going full steam.
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Why the hell is that fat a$$ on the right of my screen? Doesnt MK know I have to keep up appearances while doing literally nothing all day????!!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
she looks like Kat McPheeeeeeeeeeee.
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New blood is the beginning of the end. Like Leonardo di Crapio on "Growing Pains" or Cousin Oliver on the "Brady Bunch." I have been praying for this moment since season 1. Thank you GOD!!!!!
Crapface is the new Crapface
Would someone pleeeeeeeease take this show off the air? Pretty please?
My friend loves this POS show and whenever I'm at her house and it's on, she makes me watch it. It's torture.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
I know how you feel Paula, aside from the Pharmy buzz. I can't stand it when someone tries to interupt my g-ddammed story telling!
American Idol has jumped the shark. I wouldn't be surprised if this is the last season. Boooring!
I love how the people in that clip were laughing at Paula in the other room.
why is it always a full moon on reality shows?
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If they wanted to change the show, they should've taken a clue from DWTS, where the audience vote counts for half and the judges vote counts, too. Not adding one more D-lister.
Whatever happened to have a visiting judge once a week? The show would liven up real quick if Whitney or Britney did it. That's if they would make it in time for the live performances.
Clive Davis should MAKE Whitney do this as payback for working on resucrrecting her career.
They could bring in Jabba the Hutt for all I care.
Simon Fuller said they originally wanted four judges when "American Idol" started. Why?!
Simon Fuller also works on the UK version of AI, called X Factor, witch started again two weeks ago. For the last two season of X Factor, they've had four judges & of course if the four judges format works in the UK - The same should go for the American version. (Or so they think)
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
I'm impressed no idea who this person was. She co wrote with Christina. OK, I'm jelous I admit it. She got to co write, the first CD of B2B with Christina. I'm really jelous!!
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Good for her and I dont give a flying f*ck
Happy slutty monday beeches....
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
i've never actually sat down and watched american idol so i don't care what they do with the show...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Does anybody even watch this shit anymore?
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