Susan Lucci For The Win!
Erica Kane has been announced as just one of the bitches who will dance for some broke ass trophy in "Dancing with the Has Beens" this season. Although, they will have to change the name to "Dancing with the Has Beens and La Lucci...and Cloris Leachman." Yes, 82-year-old Cloris will also shake her grand memaw crotch on the dance floor. Methinks Erica Kane and Frau Blücher will battle it out in the end! It's the year of the memaw. I can feel it.
Even though Kim KardASSIAN effed up her foot last night, she will still dance! Does she realize that the dance floor doesn't have a strip pole? Kim said she didn't cut her foot on a glass coffee table. She cut it on a broken mirror underneath a desk. She said she tried to push away with her foot and got cut up. So I guess it is true. Her fat ass got all the brains.
Here's the rest of the cast with who they are partnered with:
Toni Braxton (with Alec Mazo), singer, 40 - Expect a lot of super slutty costumes.
Lance Bass (with Lacey Schwimmer) ultra gay singer, 29 - Lacey and Lance?! I'm already annoyed.
Ted McGinley (with Inna Brayer) Jefferson D'Arcy, 50 - But can he do the Bundy Bounce?
Cloris Leachman (with Corky Ballas) Frau Blücher, 82 - YES!!
Warren Sapp (with Kym Johnson) NFL sports person, 35 - NEXT!!!
Rocco DiSpirito (with Karina Smirnoff) flaming chef, 31 - So there's TWO gays this season!
Kim Kardashian (with Mark Ballas) amateur porn star with a fat ass, 27 - SKANK!
Maurice Green ( with CHERYL BURKE!!!) Olympic sports person, 34 - Eh!
Misty May-Treanor (with Maksim Chmerkovskiy) Olympic sports person, 31 - Maksim is finally back!
Susan Lucci (with Tony Dovolani) LEGEND!, 61 - THE WINNER!
Jeffrey Ross (with Edyta Sliwinska) comedian, 42 - Heh?
Cody Linley (with Julianne Hough) Disney whore, 18 - No.
Brooke Burke (with Derek Hough) big tittied robot, 36 - First bitch to go!
Fuckity fuck fuck! Just when my brains were starting to forget about that annoying mop head Cheryl Burke, she returns! La Lucci better sweep with the dance floor with Mop Head! And Rocco and Lance are totally going to do the horizontal mambo off the dance floor.
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Ha, I still miss Married with children Al bundy was the shit.
Toni has an autistic child? I never knew that. and fuck her for treating him like that.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I hope Cloris and Susan beat the shit out of Fatassian.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
Lacey Shwimmer used to be on So You Think You Can Dance. She comes from a big dancing family.
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That's just an odd lot of people.
Why the hell is Misty May on the show? If anything she's not a has been, she just won gold and everybody was talking about it.
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
Toni Braxton is another reason not to watch. She went on stage and told the world that her son had autism, and did it in a way that made it seem like a huge loss and tragedy. Now he gets to grow up thinking he's a heartbreak, not a valued person. I have no use for someone who does that to a child.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
la lucci fell into this hasbeen trap of dancing with the stars...
per usual, i won't be watching...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Misty May-Treanor is a fab Beach Vollyball player. I'm glad she & Kerri won Gold.
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The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
I love how Susan Lucci looks like she's 15, but her neck screams 64. Gotta love her.
Oh, and Cloris Leachman will own this shit you watch.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
This cast aint all bad. I might actually watch a little this season. Ross is funny. KardASS will be fun to watch in a "hope she falls" kind of way. Lance is always entertaining. LOVE Leachman - anybody see her on that roast of Saget? She was a riot. Rocco's a douche - and douches are usually fun to point and laugh at.
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I'm a proud SP!
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I may have to watch this season. I assume they begged Michael Phelps but could not provide the liquid atmosphere he needs to perform. Synchronized Swimming with the Stars, anyone?
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Isn't Brooke Burke that bitchy whore who just had a boy after three girls and claimed he was the child she and her boyfriend had been longing for? Used to be married to a plastic surgeon?
If it's her, I will fly to LA, find a big fucking stick, and beat the bitch on-air. She needs to be erased from the human population.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
The C word : LOL tru dat!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
OMG I love Susan Lucci, she is sooo beautiful. The gold star of what I would love to look like when I am her age. And her marriage to Helmut is a very interesting story. She was formally engaged to another man and met Helmet at her wedding rehersal dinner, immediately fell in love with him and called off the entire wedding. Hot stuff.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Ha, I needn't have commented on the KardASSian thread, then! MK's got it covered. Kimmy will be a total baby about it, I guarantee.
I almost cried with joy to see La Lucci! Apparently they've asked her several times before and she declined.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
In true Susan Lucci fashion, she should have to appear 18 times on this show before she actually wins it.
And Cloris Leachman for the win!
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
I love Erika Kane but more Misty May? Misty May Misty May, people just like saying her name....
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Why is she posing in a red satin teddy? Keep that shit in the bedroom!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
The Luccster looks great. Has that memaw vibe that Jane Seymour had. I could give a shit about these whorendous reality shows, though, and am cringing at the thought of my mid-thirties, lives with her mom catwoman of a single friend who is going to email me show updates daily.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
MY EYES!!! How old is that woman?
Kim is going to blame that cut for her shitty perfomance. Trust.