Sunday, August 24th 2008

Let's Get Physical.....ly Ill

What in Olivia Newton-John hell is going on here?! This idiotic excuse for a test tube baby must have found a way to achieve time travel, because it's the only way this twat is going remember anything from the 1980's. The 80s are officially DEAD thanks to this horsey whore. The 80s have been brutally massacred and there's nothing left to take! She has completely butt fucked a golden era of my childhood! Not to mention that she's flashing her pussy pad in the picture above. Close your legs and mouth!

Chrissy Crocker's slower, manlier and fuglier twin sister shot an 80s inspired video for her shit song "Overdosin" in Los Angeles this past Thursday.

You know this video was paid for with a creampie, a half-filled bottle of Valtrex and a taint shine from Spencer.

And because I've caused you pain by posting these truly horrific pictures of Heidi and her pony crotch, I leave you with a video from a TRUE STAR! Heidi could learn a thing or two or three or four from Cleopatra1944! Feel the raw emotion pouring out of her thanks to too many wine coolers and lonely nights.




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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on August 24, 2008 - 10:57pm.

Gee, where can I get gold legs like the guy behind her in the main pic?
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American Apparel silly. Don't ever read anything we write??? ;P

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Triscuit's picture

Holy dentures,Batman!

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parissucksliterally's picture

I've been trying to avoid this all day- I have seen it on other sites- ugh. She makes me so fucking ill. The fcat that she is making a million dollars a year from MTV alone makes me want to burst into tears. It's not fair. To anyone.

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Manimal5's picture

Gee, where can I get gold legs like the guy behind her in the main pic?

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Sensimina's picture

Why waste energy hating on this horse with a bleached mane, she's 2 seconds from over.

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angel_i's picture

It's pretty fucking lame that she can't even get her leg straight. And that hair at the end. Like she's not ugly enough already.

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JJ JJ's picture

Absofucking disgusting.

Triscuit's picture

Ew.
nice panty liner.
Who is this waste, anyway?

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zomay's picture

Shut your legs! No one wants to see that.

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Submitted by islandgirl on August 24, 2008 - 10:48pm.

Cleopatra1944 is one hot bitch!
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Too, too hot.

Honestly, tho, I can't wait til people go back to having private times.

And as for this fuckery! What a mindfuck. First I thought it was Chrissy, then I thought it was Paris and then I thought it was Heidi and then I thought it was Chrissy again. Teach me to fucking read the post, that did.

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Tigerlilly's picture

Ok, excuse my beyootay, but this cunt stain is allowed to live and breathe, because....?

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jussayin's picture

Jesus wept...

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dead-actress's picture

That fucking headband fails in hiding her lobotomy scars. I loathe this bitch.

yolie's picture

I am starting to hate her more than I hate Paris...that's saying a lot.

Tripitaka's picture

Heidi is just like Jessica Simpson. First she copies the fake boobs and plastic hair, then the pink bikini video and now the 80s rip off. Both these uglies need to be put down.

Manimal5's picture

I think the band around her head is on too tight. Douchette.

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islandgirl's picture

Cleopatra1944 is one hot bitch!

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letinstar's picture

please, let's not give any press to this bimbo...
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name_optional's picture

She supports John McCain.
Need one say more?

boomsy's picture

I love how you can see the reinforced crotch on her tights.

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Salem13's picture

I can see her panty liner.

islandgirl's picture

Nice cotton gusset, twat.

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boomsy's picture

Haha; I thought that was Jessica Simpson at first... hard to tell these no talents apart nowadays.

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CarmenElectrical's picture

Somebody shoot her already