Let's Get Physical.....ly Ill
What in Olivia Newton-John hell is going on here?! This idiotic excuse for a test tube baby must have found a way to achieve time travel, because it's the only way this twat is going remember anything from the 1980's. The 80s are officially DEAD thanks to this horsey whore. The 80s have been brutally massacred and there's nothing left to take! She has completely butt fucked a golden era of my childhood! Not to mention that she's flashing her pussy pad in the picture above. Close your legs and mouth!
Chrissy Crocker's slower, manlier and fuglier twin sister shot an 80s inspired video for her shit song "Overdosin" in Los Angeles this past Thursday.
You know this video was paid for with a creampie, a half-filled bottle of Valtrex and a taint shine from Spencer.
And because I've caused you pain by posting these truly horrific pictures of Heidi and her pony crotch, I leave you with a video from a TRUE STAR! Heidi could learn a thing or two or three or four from Cleopatra1944! Feel the raw emotion pouring out of her thanks to too many wine coolers and lonely nights.
Thanks Standback
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Cue eyeroll.
I'm waiting for her to pull some sort of profound and edgy image any day now.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
What's this video called,"Retards in Leotards"?
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wow....
awkward, much?
And why is that ..that... twatty so called boyfriend of hers pretending to comb out her extensions?
damn, these people are HORRIBLE.
sidenote, I recognize Montag's wardrobe as American Apparel.
These pictures are making me want to kill someone. Is that bad?
Or am I missing something here and someone showed a video with a slightly reworked (very slightly, I might add) estimation of what Brit will look like in 5 years while reliving her her past career as a professional lip syncer/ drunken Karaoke song butcher? Kudos on the subtle hand used to digitally age her, if that's the case!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
WTF they couldn't find her any tights with a seamless crotch!??? Just makes her look stupid. She has ruined the 80's for me and I NEVER thought that would happen!
visit my blog if you are bored:
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Does Leona Lewis know that Ali Lohan is covering her music?
Love me some Leona Lewis. Sweet and talented.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Is their really a demand for this talentless whore? I don't get it.
More incredible disturbing news and another creepy video! I seriously want to know just who are the people who follow these Speidie bots? Those would be some scary folk indeed! Cannon fodder for the media whores who zap our brains! And the old, psycho bitty? Who here that could watch the 5 seconds I watched and didn't fully expect those ginormous horse snappers to come flying the F out of her Satanic Chant spewing mouth and take a gnaw out of the web cam? This shit fa-reaks me out as much as Funky Cold Medina did. At least it appeared he was dead (although some snappy Disney animitronics might have added some play to his G-stylin'), but this ancient lemon zester looked like Disney had already done its' magic on her! Creepy, just frickin' creepy!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Too bad it wasn't Ceiling Eyes. That would have been hot.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Ugh. The 80s are dead to me. If this bitch starts doing early 90s shit, she's DONE. Nobody messes with '90-'93. Those were the days... dancing to NKOTB in my garage while wearing a puffy-painted shirt, wigwam socks scrunched down, and neon shoelaces.
Hey! Fun times here! Someone just blew off a million firecrackers on a big street corner and sure enough (becuz I have Mommy sense like that) the screaming started right at the end. And now I hear sirens. I hope everyone's ok.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
I agree angel- it is inside ugliness...like Paris. It just seeps out...
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I was inside looking outside; the millions of faces , but still I'm alone
Waiting, hours of waiting; paying a penance
I was longing for home
-Foreigner "Long Long Way From Home
Get In Shape Girl would provide a better workout than this fake dumb bitch
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 24, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Last thumbnail, if not for a case of blue balls, she never would've been hired.
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*slips off sofa* LMAO! Hello, sweetheart! How are you this evening?
OMG You guys got me clicking on these thumbs and it must be some kinda optical illusion but Heidi just gets uglier and uglier every time. She's SO ugly. It's not just outside ugly - it's inside ugly...and it's oozing out all around her...it's so...so UGLY!!!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
Submitted by dead-actress on August 24, 2008 - 11:25pm.
Last thumbnail, if not for a case of blue balls, she never would've been hired.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
One quick correction. That youtube video actually is Chris Crocker. L.A. is tough town babies.
OK! Shoot me know and get it over with.
The exercise queen in the thumbnails #9 
 has on the cutest little exercise dress. I would buy that. Wouldn't buy the video.
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
I'd like to strangle she and Spencer with leg warmers.
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I'm on the top of the world lookin', down on creation; And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since
you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world
Submitted by angel_i on August 24, 2008 - 8:17pm.
You can never have enough fainting, can you?
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A lovely Sunday tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKlRAIKef3g
8th thumbnail - I'd like to think she's managed to easily shove half that water bottle up her crotch and manage to smile through the "hole" process. I loathe this bitch.
The main pic is queeftastic. RIP the'80s.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Dumbells holding dumbells.
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 24, 2008 - 11:19pm.
She could if she had a spotter.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 24, 2008 - 11:19pm.
I don't know what the big fuss is about this chick. She can't even eat spaghetti with chopsticks. Next!
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LOL!
For reals.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
I don't know what the big fuss is about this chick. She can't even eat spaghetti with chopsticks. Next!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Cleopratra1944 should sing Barry White. How about a nomination for Hot Bitch? It would make her day!
I know a person in need of some Polygrip!!!
Submitted by Sheeps on August 24, 2008 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 24, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Yes? Angel? How are you?
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Better now that I know nobody's typing (here anyway) about how they LOVE Heidi's song. And better still for "Waterfalls":) And you, you crazy Sheeps? Have you got your fill of fainting diva crackhead cat ladies today?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
Submitted by CarmenElectrical on August 24, 2008 - 11:13pm.
Couldn't she have found pantyhouse without the white crotch? Ugh
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Please, we're talking Heidi Montag here. She's only in that pose because she got her hand stuck while trying to tie her shoelaces like a big girl, again.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
I immediately nominated Cleopatra1944 as hot slut of the day.
Oh god thanks for the shout out to Cleopatra1944. I went to her site and can you believe she has 72 of these vids? One of my faves was Video 157~ FORTUNATE SON~ CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL. The faces she makes are priceless. The false teeth add a nice touch.
Submitted by angel_i on August 24, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Yes? Angel? How are you?
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A lovely Sunday tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKlRAIKef3g
loves new Avie, sheeps.
This song is for you and your sheep on a rock.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyBaLYOWU&feature=related
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
I guess that's supposed to be retro or some shit.
PS@ Sheeps...great song - thanks:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
Couldn't she have found pantyhouse without the white crotch? Ugh
Submitted by Sheeps on August 24, 2008 - 11:10pm.
I love this song! It's always on my boom box when I jog.
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LOL! Got me. I was all ready, with this "BitchWhippin'" thing floating around...to say:
Ok, WHO the fuck said THAT?
But it would be a tuff love thing, you know?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
I love this song! It's always on my boom box when I jog.
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A lovely Sunday tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKlRAIKef3g
psssst. Hey Heidi-Ho, yous got crotch wings showin'...
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
When Madonna tries that pose, bats fly out.
Heidi is just bothered by the echo.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
I'd like to know who watches the shitty show that employs these talentless, unattractive hos? Cause they definately need a Faith Evans beat down.
there really is pantyhose available without the extra crotch lining....dumb bitch!
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how YOU doin'?
The world is ready God!!
Unleash the falling meteors!!!
END THIS ATROCITY!!!!
Just make sure 99.9% of them head towards this cunt and the immense waste of brain mass known as her boyfriend!!!
In Jesus' name,
Amen.
She'll need to learn how to spread those legs a lot wider if she decides to imitate Madonna. Or if she ever wants another job.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
At least it looks like she spent more than $4 on this video, unlike the "video" for her last song although it still looks like a pile of garbage..
Stupid bitch can't sing, act, dance...she's a no-talent hack & yet she's making waaayyy more money than me...remind me how that's fair??
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 24, 2008 - 10:57pm.
I've been trying to avoid this all day- I have seen it on other sites- ugh. She makes me so fucking ill. The fcat that she is making a million dollars a year from MTV alone makes me want to burst into tears. It's not fair. To anyone.
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You have too much integrity to have a fake relationship with an ultimate douchebag and fucking make a fool out of yourself in front of tons of people just to make a few bucks. Be proud of that.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Seriously, don't someone have a mouse trap or a roach motel for this pest? I mean, I'll donate one and shit, I'm just shocked no one else has...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I just noticed that Spencer is brushing her hair in the 8th thumbnail. He probably has a boner for the makeup artist.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 24, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Gee, where can I get gold legs like the guy behind her in the main pic?
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American Apparel silly. Don't ever read anything we write??? ;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!