Let's Get Physical.....ly Ill
What in Olivia Newton-John hell is going on here?! This idiotic excuse for a test tube baby must have found a way to achieve time travel, because it's the only way this twat is going remember anything from the 1980's. The 80s are officially DEAD thanks to this horsey whore. The 80s have been brutally massacred and there's nothing left to take! She has completely butt fucked a golden era of my childhood! Not to mention that she's flashing her pussy pad in the picture above. Close your legs and mouth!
Chrissy Crocker's slower, manlier and fuglier twin sister shot an 80s inspired video for her shit song "Overdosin" in Los Angeles this past Thursday.
You know this video was paid for with a creampie, a half-filled bottle of Valtrex and a taint shine from Spencer.
And because I've caused you pain by posting these truly horrific pictures of Heidi and her pony crotch, I leave you with a video from a TRUE STAR! Heidi could learn a thing or two or three or four from Cleopatra1944! Feel the raw emotion pouring out of her thanks to too many wine coolers and lonely nights.
Thanks Standback
These two make me ill. Please Cha-Ka go back to Land of the Lost and take horse face w/you.
On the other hand, I'm glad to see that Jerri Blank is alive and well living as Cleopatra1944!
i think the 'panty liner' you all see is just the reinforced crotch that tights often have.
I had major deja vu watching Cleopatra1944 -- seriously, I have that shirt. I'm sitting in that chair. I am that drunk. Skip forward 40 years, and that's me.
haha! anyone hear about how this horse face and her chicklet teeth boyfriend were on ryan seacrest's radio show trying to say heidi is a virgin? that was my big LOL of the day...
link to article
http://www.hollyscoop.com/heidi-montag/heidi-montag-is-a-liar-not-a-virg...
Who even notices how she's grandly displaying her moist, slightly discolored, and fragrantly yeasty pantyliner? Heidi is a stunningly lovely American treasure.
Now if someone can break her leg and treat her like a racehorse with a broken leg...
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agreed. i thought immediately of the Eric Prydz "Call on Me" video when I saw these pictures. The stupid twat is trying to rip off that video, for sure.
Holy hell. What the fuck is that?
Whatever, I don't get it either. What a worthless, talentless, vapid skank.
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
Oh Heidi :[
I half way liked you when you were fun. You know, back before Spencer. Who I blame for everything.
Is that a pantyliner I see at the bottom of her leotard? It looks bad.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
ARGH! what the!? My poor eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How much more gay could Spencer get in the picture where he is curling Horsey's hair? Need to do some digging into Spence's little past to see if any guys turn up.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 24, 2008 - 11:44pm.
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Agreed Mr Prez; Leona Lewis is a find. Gorgeous voice.
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Those who pointed out that it looks like someone's house rather than a proper dance studio or video set are right -- how can people so rich be so low-rent ghetto like this? Doesn't Spencer have enough clout to even rent a local yoga classroom for a few hours?
And as for the American Apparel allusions: true that. Maybe AA paid them or something, or maybe AA stuff was the only wardrobe inexpensive and desperately kitschy enough for the cast.
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listen i know a bunch of you live in the la area so WHY IS THIS CUNT BITCH WHORE STILL ALIVE??!?!
I wonder if the dancers will include this on their resume. I wouldn't.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by hue on August 25, 2008 - 9:13pm.
um.. why is she wearing pantyliners?
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Something that bothers me more is, Why did she allow it to stay? With all the photoshopping done in that mess, why didn't they shop it out?
This is like 13 year old with a camcorder pretending she is a star.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook” Julia Child
That crotch shot almost made me lose the lunch I have yet to eat!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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COME ON GUYS, hasn't anyone seen the ERIC PRYDZ CALL ON ME VIDEO? Fido is CLEARLY ripping off the most amazing music video EVER MADE. If you haven't seen it, you owe it to yourself to watch a bunch of hot European imports grind with a boom box in spandex thongs. It's a neon pink wet dream. Too bad Heidi is ugly and Spencer is Beelzebub in the flesh. I hope the CALL ON ME girls ambush their house.
Link:
http://www.spike.com/video/call-on-me-eric/2660147
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
it's a tranny American Apparel ad
how much do you want to bet they're all wearing AA crap
did anyone think to tell her that those tights have a pantyliner and you can see them?! cover that up!
Submitted by hue on August 25, 2008 - 9:13pm.
um.. why is she wearing pantyliners?
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So Spencer won't escape during filming.
If I see her pose like picture no. 3 one more time, I'm gonna fuck shiv her. Cheesus H. Cheddar!
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
She makes me almost like Paris Hilton. Almost.
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TimTams Rule!
Too. Damn. Early. For. This.
*going back to bed*
aaarrgggh. That makes me want to tear my eyes out.
um.. why is she wearing pantyliners?
this twat must have been too stupid to figure out jazz hands
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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Spencer REALLY enjoys brushing her hair a little too much.
Her weight lifting form is horrid. I hope she hurts herself.
Did Always sponser this adventure??
MK is the only blogger with the vocabulary and talent with phrasing to aptly review such drek.
I think you've really captured the essence of this garbage MK.
And you made me LOL!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
This retard has an album? And who on God's green Earth would BUY it??
The crotch shot is puketastic.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Ah, Khensu, what a sick set of images! Now I'm thinking about how she can singlehandedly destroy the redneck cottage industry of naked women shooting machine guns videos!
Just on the side, not sure if you're a Joe Rogan fan, but here is a short clip about The Mysteries of Egypt. Nothing you haven't heard, but it's still funny and my favorite line is "the dumb ones just out fucked the smart ones". You'll understand if you watch it. He's a damn funny guy and smart as hell! I've actually had a couple of emails back and forth with him about 2012 and some other things. Super nice dude! Here's the link and if you enjoy it, be sure to catch his other videos, especially the heckler ones!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n-N6Rqc_Jk
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Forgive me if I got this wrong but my cousins told me the eighties was flashy not trashy...
but what do I know I'm just an 89er
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PURE GAYARAMA !
Is there enough time to get them a christmas special in time for the holiday season ?
Je suis un grand fanatique.
LMFAO at the guy on the right in pics 9 & 10!! He looks like, "wtf? this isn't the porn shoot!"
Nooo, Destructo, I'm giving it about three months before she poses nude with a knife or a guitar or something you know damn well she doesn't even know how to use correctly.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Michael K, did you notice in the top middle thumb-pic that rather than a studio or gym that this looks like it's being filmed in someone's house? Now I must see the final video because it looks like a Spencer production: the fireplace in the background with the furniture pushed up against the wall. Poor guy blew his cash-wad on leggings and the disco ball.
Her dancers are hotter than she is - how embarrassing for her.
Oh, and youtube is the devil's playground and this video is living proof. That site is nothing but pure evil. This bitch better not have any kids in school, cos ooops, goodbye friends, hello taunting and lonliness.
If this is a joke, its really mean!
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Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
They work faster.
NO! NOT THE 80s! DON'T TAKE THE 80s FROM US
Never has so much been taken, with so little given in return.
wow....
awkward, much?
And why is that ..that... twatty so called boyfriend of hers pretending to comb out her extensions?
damn, these people are HORRIBLE.
sidenote, I recognize Montag's wardrobe as American Apparel.
Cleopatra1944 - jebus christ. You should see her rendition of Lady Marmalade.
Reason why I will never ever get a webcam. And I'm gorgeous.
Her poses are so come hither and sexpot, but she's so incredibly repulsive it's disorienting. If Tori Spelling bred with a horse, That pony would have the exact same DNA as Heidi.
I'm young, arguably successful, with a beautiful wife, good job and decent social life, but these pictures seriously made me want to hang myself for just a minute there.
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I can't help it if your sister is just prettier.
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Submitted by radio siren on August 25, 2008 - 1:48pm.
I thought it was Tori Spelling.
She makes Tori Spelling look positively gorgeous. She looks like Robert Z'dar's cracked out daughter.
I hope that's a lead-lined pantyliner. God knows what's escaping into the room. That poor photographer.
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Submitted by radio siren on August 24, 2008 - 9:48pm.
I thought it was Tori Spelling.
Of all the fucking poses, she has to sit there with her legs wide open, her tacky reinforced crotch liner showing, and a come-hither-and-double-penetrate-me look on her face? Olivia Newton-John was never this classless. Fuck this horsy-queen for destroying the 80s.
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Omg your response has me cracking up big time!
I thought it was Tori Spelling.
Of all the fucking poses, she has to sit there with her legs wide open, her tacky reinforced crotch liner showing, and a come-hither-and-double-penetrate-me look on her face? Olivia Newton-John was never this classless. Fuck this horsy-queen for destroying the 80s.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
What studio exec decided this idiot needed to be famous? On the bright side, I'm sure Jessica Simpson is pleased she is no longer the dumbest blonde on the planet.
I can't tell if this a "music video" or a commerical for Always panty liners...sooo confused?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
This is so disturbing. There is no one more delusional on this planet than this pathetic creature. Someone needs to put all of us out of our misery and kill this twat.
I was confused. I just skimmed through the post and I couldn't tell if this was Heidi or Chris Crocker. That says a lot...
Khensu, I thought this was her edgy image? That and the gun twirling!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken