The Show Must Go On
I haven't thought about K-Ci and Jo Jo since "Forever My Lady" passed through my iTunes a couple of months ago. That shit is still my favorite song to eat ice cream too. Well, K-Ci and Jo Jo are alive but not-so-well. The two crazy crackies left a lasting impression while playing in Sydney, Australia this weekend.
Skip to the 1:46 mark to see Jo Jo collapse like he just got a whiff of Parasite Hilton's coochie. A bodyguard-type person strolls onstage like this is nothing new, picks up JoJo's mic and then keeps walking. Seriously, the bodyguard dude looks like he's going on a leisurely Sunday afternoon walk and only stopped to pick up a pretty daisy to give to his mother.
AND K-Ci keeps singing while the audience screams "OMG! Pick him up!" If K-Ci stops singing, they won't get paid for the gig and who will pay for their crack rocks?!
Jo Jo finally gets up from his impromptu nap and waves at the audience before going offstage. He was probably just sleepy and didn't feel like singing the rest of the song.
They later said that Jo Jo was just "dizzy" from their long flight to Australia.
Maybe Jo Jo is on to something. The next time your boss asks you to do something you don't want to do, just collapse on the floor.
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"I haven't thought about K-Ci and Jo Jo since 'Forever My Lady' passed through my iTunes a couple of months ago. That shit is still my favorite song to eat ice cream too."
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I like how once JoJo finally picks HIMSELF up off the ground K-Ci and the body guard make him wave like he's a puppet. ROFLMAO!!!
Where in the hell is Devante? I heard some bad things over the years regarding him.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Jodeci was the s*it back in the day. They had some great songs including "Freakin' you"
Everytime I close my eyes, I wake up feeling so horny. I can't get you out of mind, sexing is you all I need la la la la la.
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I love KCi, have since Forever my Lady. I mean I love HIm and Mary J as the modern day Ike and Tina, and Mary J wrote some spectacular classics whilst with him (and on the drugs).
I'd like to point out the drunken homeless man dance that KCi does (umm, its a ballad not a crunk hiphop jawn at a 18 and over party) and why is KCi (has always been a profuse sweater) half nude and JoJO is wearing his elementary school uniform? I would like to say I was concerned, I gasped said OMG covered my mouth with my hand and three seconds later laughed so hard I thought my boss would calls ecurity on me...and am still giggling. The awesomeness!
And yeah, please post that Destiny's Child clip homegirl mentioned, when cleberities fall down its the best.
I don't know who these guys are, and I really didn't like the music. But what I found funny was the girl talking. First she was shocked that the guy had fell and no one was helping him, but when the other guy tells the audience to "give it up", she starts cheering with everyone else. Even though the guy is STILL down. She goes from being concerned one second, to shouting with everyone else the next second.
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omg that shit is so funny! omg it reminds me of the destinys child soldier act, when michelle fell on her ass and low rent beyonce aka kelly rowland and bleach skin queen aka beyonce gave her the dirty look and kept dancing..
oh plesae some1 post that clip!!!
Dear God, that was fucking hilarious! I love how the big guy picks up just the mic but Jo Jo is left to lay there until he comes to. Too funny! It must happen a lot.
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WWHHAATT WAS THAT?!? O.M.G.
I love how 'Cee-lo' just comes out, grabs the mic and bounces. That whole clip was dreadful. And awful. Looks like these 2 didn't put any coin away for 'retirement', embarrassing.
The honest "oh shit!" reaction when Jo Jo bites it is priceless.
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Yep, we're all going to hell..but that was some funny shit. Someones ass better be gettin fired today..lol
First of all, I can't believe these two are still alive. Second, I hate it when I pay good money to see a concert and all they do is hold the mic out to the audience - NO FOOL, I paid to hear YOU sing, not these idiots around me. On the same token, ppl please stop singing at concerts, I'm not tryna hear that.
Oh and nothing, I mean NOTHING beats this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AO7OYDqYZk
Poor guy, nobody gives a toss for him being on the floor! He could be dead for all they know...
By the way, I'd wanna kill the idiot who keeps "Wooooo-ing" all the time.
L-O-S-E-R-S.
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this spooked the shit out of me as a Jodeci track is playing right now!
One of the best produced R&B groups of all time! But what the fuck was going on there??
--thanks awfully--
She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!
Ok "jussayin" you obviously do not listen to music if you think Cook, Archuleta, and Spears and Jodeci are considered REAL musicians LOL!!!!
Submitted by jussayin on August 24, 2008 - 6:10pm.
people say a lot of things, but I don't think I have ever heard K Ci, Jo Jo, or Jodeci called "shit music" before. Everyone knows those brothers can sing.
I'll take a cracked out Jodeci brother singing over David Cook or Archuleta any day of the week....and lying on the floor passed out he still gave a better performance than Britney Spears.
THe vid was funny but Michael's commentary brought me to tears. I agree with Mr. President - They should tour with Wino. This would be a great opening act.
I thought this was a skit from the Dave Chappelle show with Dave playing the one in the front (K-Ci?) and Charlie Murphy playing the dude who faints...
That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time...Homeboy just cracks his skull & no one seems to care...the bodyguard picks up his mike but leaves his sorry ass on the floor "Ah, he'll get up eventually" OMFG ROTFLMAO!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on August 24, 2008 - 10:36pm.
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K...don't know what happened to my post,but you made me LoL and where do you find this shit?
sick bitch!
with♥,of course♥
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OMG...I was really expecting the little girl singer JoJo to come out and immediately collapse.
SO disappointed.
Submitted by angel_i on August 24, 2008 - 10:36pm.
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K...don't know what happened to my post,but you made me LoL and where do you find this shit?
sick bitch!
with♥,of course♥
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remember when K-Ci used to be with Mary J Blige?
http://concreteloop.com/2006/04/k-ci-speaks-out-on-mary-j-blige
that's some fucked up shit. Like I said about karma though, there he is looking like a coked out Pimp Named Slickback and Mary's got Grammys, fame, family, and looks good. And his brother's laid out on the floor.
Karma! Recognize.
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Submitted by jussayin on August 24, 2008 - 10:36pm.
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Yeah, but the funny thing is, K Ci used to be the crackhead - wtf happened to Jo Jo?! He was the one who used to drag K Ci's ass off stage when he would go on his crackie tirades mid-set....damn shame. I really hope this shit was the result of jetlag, lol.
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It's almost as b-a-a-a-ad as these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_3Utmj4RPU
But they have NOTHING on this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06JUfkiMOVc
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I can't lie...if my brother fell on the floor and conked his head, I'd probably keep singing to. Yeah, I dislike my brother immensely *hangs head lower in shame* so I feel better that I'm not the only one out there with sibling disgust.
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Submitted by betterthanyomama on August 24, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Sometime the show really needs to stop, and clear out any lifeless bodies.
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THAT IS SOME FUCKING funny~ass SHIT RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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i loved me some jodeci back in the day...
crack sure does kill...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Damn, he cracked that dome HARD!!! LOL
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
The really best part of this video is that unknown (and unseen) female who's singing along with those two fools on stage. She's off the beat, completely flat, and still manages to put the musical beatdown on Ki-C and JoJo. Who is she? She needs to be Hot Slut of the Month!
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Oh shit-I can't breath-this is my new favorite video. He just fell out. And no one that actually knows the guy cared. I can't watch it again because it just gets funnier every time. Why in the hell did the bodyguard go out there if he was just gonna leave him there. And the other guy seems to think if he keeps singing, the audience will somehow forget that half of the duo is laid out on the stage.
Sometime the show really needs to stop, and clear out any lifeless bodies.
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dude is all like "this rented mike had best not be broke"
the best part is the loud thunk as JoJo hit his head....*hangs head in shame*
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That was funny, but the positive of it is you can tell that K-Ci wasn't lipsynching!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 9:53pm
I was afraid you were linking beagles to this mess....Howling is 20 times more artistic.... LOL
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Submitted by beegirl on August 24, 2008 - 9:44pm.
I was waiting on for the guy from "Amateur Night at the Apollo" to jump down and tap dance their asses of the stage.
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the Apollo dude needs to tap dance his hot ass onto every fucking-with-the-stars and reality show, period.
that was hilarious.... i'm mad they act like this is a daily occurrence.
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Vany!
hahaha. It was a sound that came out of their mouths...ummmm. I think it is called music. Reminded me of a beagle, moaning in a trash can...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 9:36pm.
OMFD!
Deb, what the fuck are you talking about? If there was a beagle dying tonite you best have gone to try to save it...just sayin'.....____________________________________________
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I was waiting on for the guy from "Amateur Night at the Apollo" to jump down and tap dance their asses of the stage.
OMFD!
Somebody shot a beagle and it is dying in a trash can....
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I hate that song so much that I could't even watch it all the way through. It's just so fucking cheezy. Anywho...slow gossip day huh?
O! You posted it! Har Har!
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LMAO!!! When he first fell, dude was all like "Oh shit!" *dies!* just left him layin there!!!!
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hmmmmmm that must be some good shite
oh yes, slow gossip day again
The commentary was priceless.
waaaa?
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What the fuckity fuck was that?
and jussayin,I'm w/you those boys can sAAng!
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Holy crap, that was so wrong! LMAO The bodyguard part was the best!
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i do feel f-cked up for laughing but its impossible not to when the bodyguard just strolls on past him lol