Sunday, August 24th 2008

Brenda Walsh Has Arrived

When Brenda Walsh enters a room, the raggedy ass hos taking space should find the nearest exit and scurry back home to their mommies There's no need for them anymore.

Yesterday was the premiere party for "The Brenda Walsh Bitch Hour" aka the new "90210." Shannen Doherty was gracious enough to show up and pose for a few pictures. I'm sure after these pictures were taken, she punched out a bartender, took a bottle of Grey Goose from the bar and went back home to un-handcuff her dude of the moment from her bed. Hopefully she spit on that cunt Kelly Taylor on her way out.

You know, I couldn't find any pictures of Brenda and Kelly posing together. Kelly knows better. She can't compete. She never could!

Here's some of the other skanks from last night's party. Since when did Lori Loughlin become one of "The Real Housewives of Orange County."

And the young whores of the show are trying too hard to compete with Brenda Walsh. They look like rejects from an amateur strip contest. Sorry little hos. Drink your milk and call it a night!

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Posted by: Michael K


Shannen is aging wonderfully. She looks great!

EvilShoe's picture

DAMN what happened to Kelly/Jennie! She looks beatdown in that photo.

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DebFrmHell's picture

aaaw Radio,
You have warmed the cockles of my heart with the correct spelling of ya'll...

What part of the world are you at? I am in San Antonio, TX. TV spells it y'all. hahahaha.

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Bow down, ya'll, to the most stunningly gorgeous woman in the world! If she provocatively stuck a carrot between that gap in her teeth, I'd happily gnaw it out! I'm sick of seeing veneers everywhere, anyway.

And whoever said the chick in the last thumbnail is channeling Mia Wallace is right! Mia Wallace, after her overdose, that is.
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angel_i I could've sworn KC was gonna be the one to ftfo. I was wrong a hell lmao. Then they just left him there.
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I have never understood the fascination with Shannen. Anyone could play the two-dimensional character of the resident vixen-bitch, Brenda Walsh.

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Submitted by DeeDee on August 24, 2008 - 5:01pm.

I love that Shannon has the "I'm bout ready to smack a bitch" look about her. I hope and pray she slaps some of the new girls around, Kelly too!
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Me too!

And that is what I'm talking about when I say "embrace your age!" - those women up there. They are still cute and girlie even tho they look older - still hot (I actually think Shannen gets hotter with each passing year).

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Submitted by Candy on August 24, 2008 - 5:10pm.

I don't know why MK hasn't mentioned this yet either. I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVjLN8mFYTI
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haha! Its at 1:52!

haha! They let him pick his own ass up!
You could totally see it coming, too.

That was good yum. Thanks:)

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angel_i's picture

EEEW!~ That blackhead in the second last thumb has Hohan wannabe written all over her! Ick.

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I don't know why MK hasn't mentioned this yet either. I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVjLN8mFYTI


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I didn't even recognize Jennie Garth! Why is she so shiny? And she looks old too. Were these chicks 30 when they started filming 90210 cuz they look 50 now. Madonna type of 50!

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the chic with the orange hair and skin needs to take poser lessons from the bag of bones in the bad wig.

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Does that girl with the bad wig think that pose looks good? She looks horrible, in the last thumbnail.

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Although I don't watch the show enough to know its usual attire, Lori Loughlin *is* a "Real Housewife of Orange County." She married Mossimo, the designer, and lives in Newport Beach.

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Submitted by Daisy424 on August 24, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Shannen Doherty looks old
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I though I was the only one, who though that.

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The only thing I know about 90210 is that there ere characters on it named Brandon and Dylan, and some idiot I worked with named her twins Brandon and Dylan because of it.

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Submitted by Little miss on August 24, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Paula Abdul?
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LOL. Probably. Looks like something the "medicated" diva would suggest they wear.

DeeDee's picture

I love that Shannon has the "I'm bout ready to smack a bitch" look about her. I hope and pray she slaps some of the new girls around, Kelly too!

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This show will suck. I only watched it when Kelly and Dylan hooked up an after that I could give a fuck. All this hype is dead air
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Who fucking poses like this?
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a blind store clerk at kmart. Wa ha!

What´s up with this bitching about Shannen´s teeth?
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ssssory! woops, I just spit on my screen because of the GAP in my tooth.

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Submitted by kicking on August 24, 2008 - 4:37pm.
a blind store clerk at kmart
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LMAO! They arrived during the blue-light special..totally wasted, on hands and knees and bought whatever was handed to them. They still look wasted. Who fucking poses like this?

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What´s up with this bitching about Shannen´s teeth? Do everybody have to have the exact same shit eating colgate grin? I think a gap between the teeth and even "snaggle teeth" can be quite charming, it at least gives a more interesting appearance than those overbleached perfectly straight teeth that most celebrities sport.

That chick that played Eden in Nip/tuck (think her name is AnnaLynne McCord) was absolutely smoking on that show, she completely stole each scene she was in.

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90210 sucked just like it's marinally talented faded cast. Am I alone in thinking who gives a fuck about the show's comeback and cast.

Uhg. How many months will this be the top story on the gossip blogs and TV rags.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 4:37pm.
@D~A
They cannot afford a stylist. No money and no class. Series killa.... TFD!
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Shannen Doherty looks old

Honky's picture

why the fuck hasn't Michael K said anything about Helena Bonham Carter losing 4 family members today. That's pretty newsworthy.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx/?news=327978&GT1=28101

blueberry's picture

Brenda Walsh owns them all. Who's that bitch dressed up like Mia Wallace? Wtf?

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Submitted by dead-actress on August 24, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Who dressed & coiffed these bitches?
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Paula Abdul?

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Who dressed & coiffed these bitches?

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a blind store clerk at kmart

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@D~A
They cannot afford a stylist. No money and no class. Series killa.... TFD!

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dead-actress's picture

Who dressed & coiffed these bitches?

Gappy looks like she would smack the happy outta ya if you dared to look her in her eyes.

Salem13's picture

I don't think I've ever seen an episode of 90210 maybe I was to young. I kinda remeber my sister being into it.

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Damn, Kelly Tailor looks better than ever.

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....and I STILL DON'T care about this show!

The Shield starts 9/2!!!
Entourage starts 9/7!!!

woohooo! THOSE are shows I am excited about!

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Don't you think the queen of the raggedy ass ho's would want her subjects to stay and serve when she's around? LOL!
That's either an old pic or brenbren has been using the big trowel for the industrial makeup.
Up close her face looks like a map of the moon.

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The chick in the black strapless dress in the third to last thumbnail looks like her head was put on backwards.

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Karma Police's picture

The "new class" looks like a rip-off of Lindsey Lohan, Rachel McAdams in a wig, and Megan Fox.

You'd think that Gappy Doherty would've fixed her pie hole teeth by now.

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Kelly wins because she married Peter Facinelli.

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The chick in the black strapless dress in the third to last thumbnail looks like her head was put on backwards.

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The bangs on her wig are crooked!

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The chick in the black wig looks ridic. She's actually hot, did anyone watch Nip/Tuck when she played Portia diRossi's evil daughter Eden? THAT was good television!!!

cherry.blossoms's picture

and how is this betch doing haute couture poses on the red carpet?
what a cunt, yo!

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Shannen Doherty is looking a bit haggard, yes?

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