Brenda Walsh Has Arrived
When Brenda Walsh enters a room, the raggedy ass hos taking space should find the nearest exit and scurry back home to their mommies There's no need for them anymore.
Yesterday was the premiere party for "The Brenda Walsh Bitch Hour" aka the new "90210." Shannen Doherty was gracious enough to show up and pose for a few pictures. I'm sure after these pictures were taken, she punched out a bartender, took a bottle of Grey Goose from the bar and went back home to un-handcuff her dude of the moment from her bed. Hopefully she spit on that cunt Kelly Taylor on her way out.
You know, I couldn't find any pictures of Brenda and Kelly posing together. Kelly knows better. She can't compete. She never could!
Here's some of the other skanks from last night's party. Since when did Lori Loughlin become one of "The Real Housewives of Orange County."
And the young whores of the show are trying too hard to compete with Brenda Walsh. They look like rejects from an amateur strip contest. Sorry little hos. Drink your milk and call it a night!
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Shannen looks really skinny, thinner than she was on the show. And the gap has gotten bigger, right? You'd think that the "older" women on the new 90210 would represent the 90210 stereotype--more plastic and perfect-looking.
Oh how I love MK's daily tirade against Kelly Taylor.
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I cant even look at these pictures. All I see is fuckin botox. Disgusting.
These pictures are badly freaking me out!!!! I can't be that much younger than them, and I'm NOT digging the hagginess of Brenda and Kelly! It's them, but they're like the hard and ragged dive bar waitress versions of them. And day shift waitresses at that.
So sexy,love her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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I give this show 5 episodes. Everyone wants to see the original cast, not these new asswipes.
Give me a frickin' break. 90210 went into the shitter after Brenda left! It was stupid and retarded. I am so glad Brenda the bitch is back, now if only that dickhead Brandon would have come too it would have been fab. Add in some big fro Steve Sanders, 80 year old Andrea, Gay David Silver, and Crooked Boobs Tori Spelling all as the parents, it would have been better!
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Submitted by letinstar on August 24, 2008 - 10:50pm.
They should splice her DNA with Rumer's. That one fucked up eye would move to the back of her head and she'd have an ear where her lips are.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
this is the first time shannen doesn't look like a picasso painting...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
I wonder if Shannen can shoot out water streams wif dat gappy teefs.
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Wow, if she tilts her head another 10 degrees, her eyes might just look level.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on August 24, 2008 - 7:32pm.
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O! I see! That was D-A...I was just talking about the trashy ho in the pic:)
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mmmmmm...Aderall.
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Brenda looks SO hungry in the pics. She needs to lay off the Aderall and booze and eat Jennie Garth (who looks like a cow next to her in size!)...
Your face!
Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on August 24, 2008 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 24, 2008 - 6:18pm.
HOLD UP.
Don't be dissing on Joan.
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*ahem* Who the fuck is Joan? :)
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& she vaguely resembles Rose McGowan these days, except with Picasso eyes -- time for Shannen to fuck a connected director/producer. That's the only difference between her crazy ass and other crazy asses like Rose and Angelina Jolie. If she got with even Woody Allen's pedo ass, Hollywood would ass-kiss her "intensity" and "raw" performances, guaranteed.
When did Shannon get so scrawny? Her thigh is like the size of Jennie Garth's calf, if not smaller. She looks like she's ready to topple over like her head is too heavy or something.
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 24, 2008 - 6:42pm.
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... mmmmm, thanks for that lovely visual, I need a cigarette.
She needs to save that Grey Goose bottle for ramming up Paris' butt hole next time they meet, because they will.
Yikes!
Ms Kelly Taylor HAS NOT aged well has she?
Time for Doctor 90210!! STAT!!
To those who mentioned the bottom center chick's head looks backward...
Yes! What the GD hell? She has a double-jointed head? Looks like an owl girl. That's just not right.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 24, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 24, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Not as trippy as your avie. One tab or two?
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Submitted by angel_i on August 24, 2008 - 6:18pm.
HOLD UP.
Don't be dissing on Joan. That manky little bitch WISHES she were 1/2009209320 as hot as Joan was back in her day.
That said, I feel compelled to watch this mess only for Brenda. Lord, I hope she ends up with a 17 year old student boyfriend on the show. That would be so current, so fresh, so skanky...I want my Brenda present to be the Meredith Baxter (Birney) of the past. I want the new 90210 to be like the worst of the worst After School Special. That's all we can hope for!
Hmmph...no Donna, no watch. Fuck remakes.
That gappity gap gap is bigger than Vadge's:o
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Which eye does she focus with? It's sad to see that after all these years, she still has a gap you can insert a dick in. Then again, maybe that's why it's still there.
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And I should give a shyt because....
Besides the fact that she should have gotten her peel 5-6 days earlier, she is looking fierce! **ducks from Brenda wrath of MK**
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 24, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Not as trippy as your avie. One tab or two?
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what the fuck is wrong with the chick in the black? and why does she think shes so hot? dumb fugly bitch. ewwwwww
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
As I said in a previous post...Shannen never did it for me visually.Now that she's older & has that "world weary Eastern European hi-end call girl" vibe goin'...I just wanna take it out back & give it a good old fashioned cardboard dumpster fucking.After which me would stroll back into the party as if nothing had happened.
Shannen wouldn't look so busted if she grew out those eyebrows to something fuller and more chiseled. Those tiny ones make her look all bony in that area.
I, too, am uncomfortable with the girl whose head appears to be backwards. How does she do that? I tried and couldn't. Is she part owl? Perhaps an exorcism is in order? She disturbs me.
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I'm embarrassed for the ho with the black helmet hair. You can tell she totally thinks she's going to look so fucking hot and skinny in her pics, instead it looks like some fucked up exorcist shit.
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The Nip/Tuck girl looks like Mrs. Swan from Mad TV in that getup.
Lauri Laughlin looks awful. You can tell she's had a lot of shit done.
Jennie Garth is married to the dude who's playing Carlisle in the new Twilight movie. She's going to be loaded...er
Submitted by Sheeps on August 24, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by radio siren on August 24, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 1:47pm.
I know little about TX--just a few wild Texans with kolaches--but grammatically "y'all" is right, since the apostrophe indicates missing letters.
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Hmmm, good point. I think I've always just spelled it "ya'll" without really thinking where it came from, as I can't remember my grandparents actually using the expression. I do have a friend from Louisiana who spells it "ya'll" in emails, so maybe that's where I got it.
I just consulted the Bible of Southern expessions, my copy of Gone with the Wind, and Mitchell spells it "y'all," so I am inclined to believe that is the correct version. :)
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 24, 2008 - 5:04pm.
The chica in the last and 3d to last thumbnails looks like she's built backwards. Someone should twist her head around.
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Fecking hell, that's trippy lookin'.
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angel_i: Ah, Brenda DuBois! That brings back some memories! I always cringed at her French accent whenever her lines came up. Don't forget, to add to that multi-dimensional level of acting, Shannon also played Jenny Wilder on Little H on the P. She pulled off those sprigged prairie girl dresses and braids like no one's business!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by radio siren on August 24, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 1:47pm.
I know little about TX--just a few wild Texans with kolaches--but grammatically "y'all" is right, since the apostrophe indicates missing letters.
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A lovely Sunday tune:
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 1:47pm.
aaaw Radio,
You have warmed the cockles of my heart with the correct spelling of ya'll...
What part of the world are you at? I am in San Antonio, TX. TV spells it y'all. hahahaha.
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I'm honored by your post! I'm a So Cal girl, born and raised in the polluted hellhole known as L.A., but now live in San Diego.
But...I have some connections to TX, so maybe it's instinctive for me. My grandmother was born in San Antonio and several generations of my family hailed from TX. I've visited the Dallas area once but have wanted to see San Antonio for a long time. xoxo
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by dead-actress on August 24, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 24, 2008 - 6:04pm.
The chica in the last and 3d to last thumbnails looks like she's built backwards. Someone should twist her head around.
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LOL! Sheeps, my love! I'm thinking Joan Collins in "Dynasty"...hideous hair & outfit.
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EW! She caught my eye too. She's like the Posh of the show or some shit, fersure. These girls look played out - they're supposed to be in HS??? Camon! Even Jennie Garth was more realistic than that.
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Lori Loughlin needs to chill on the fake tanning. She looks orange, like LesLo Hohan. It's not an attractive look.
Shannen Doherty looks okay but she's still a bitch.
Jennie Garth looks totally hot but she looked good while on "Dancing with the Stars", too.
I don't know WTF the rest of the case though.
Where is the picture of Nate from the Peach Pit. I heard he's joined the cast too.
The last thumbnail bugs me. That pose is dumb no matter who does it.
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Sheeps and D~A,
She reminds me of a Jizzle Stick.
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Yeah, I didn't even recognize that hag from Nip/Tuck! She needs to go back to blonde, she was smokin' then... now she just looks like a bar skag in knockoff couture and a cheap Fredericks wig.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 24, 2008 - 6:04pm.
The chica in the last and 3d to last thumbnails looks like she's built backwards. Someone should twist her head around.
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LOL! Sheeps, my love! I'm thinking Joan Collins in "Dynasty"...hideous hair & outfit.
The chica in the last and 3d to last thumbnails looks like she's built backwards. Someone should twist her head around.
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A lovely Sunday tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKlRAIKef3g
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 24, 2008 - 5:29pm.
I have never understood the fascination with Shannen. Anyone could play the two-dimensional character of the resident vixen-bitch, Brenda Walsh.
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O but Brenda's not 2 dimensional! She's multi-dimensional! She's the nervous out of towner and the jellus h8ter and and Brenda Dubois! She is all these things and a super-bitch deep down. To be honest - she became much more interesting as Shannen Doherty anyhow...
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Shannen is aging wonderfully. She looks great!
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