Birthday Sluts

Happy Birthday to all!

Virgos are in the house!

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

happy birthday to all the virgo sluts today. i'm sorry but tom ford is not sexy. not in the least.

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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al

Happy Birthday Tom Ford!

Wow, Pee Wee is 56?! No shit! He-he-he-he. And Cesar Milan is only 39? Wow. I don't know who Tom Ford is, but he's pretty smokin' hot for 47. Happy b-day to all the sluts!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←

Wow he looks HWAT!

Pee Wee Herman (56)...I know you are but what am I...

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Happy BDay Tom!!! You're a sexy beast.

Today I will check all of my closets for wire hangers.

Happy B Day to all the sluts!

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

HB Tom Ford, the most immaculately dressed man on the planet.

--thanks awfully--

He may be a ragin bitch, but damn, Tom Ford sends out the hot vibe!!

Ceasar Milan!!!
Yeah!!!! Rules, Boundries, Limitations.

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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K

I always thought beatnicks were way cooler than hippies, and Maynard G. Krebbs played a part in influencing that belief.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Your Mom: Maynard G. Krebbs! ♥♥♥
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

your mom♥ - LOVE that movie... so freakin funny!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by missy on August 27, 2008 - 8:03am.
dude, paul ruebens (pee wee) has been in a bunch of other shit too...

he played a mental patient coke head in cheech & chong's Nice Dreams. He was hilarious!

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Haha! It really was a great performance.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Submitted by EvilShoe on August 27, 2008 - 7:56am.
Happy Birthday Tuesday Weld!!

I loved her in Dobis Gillis on Nick at Nite!

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So did I...but not as much as I liked Maynard G. Krebbs! A young beatnick Gilligan!

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Missy: I'm down, beyotch! I got my comb in my back pocket! (i don't even know what that means but in jr high all the bad ass girls had their combs in the back pocket of their Sasoons...)
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

peewee was in "blow" with johnny depp.

oh and happy hump day to all my foolois on Dlisted!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

snowy♥

err, I mean, YEAH BITCH WHO ARE WE GONNA ROUGH UP TODAY? hehe
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

dude, paul ruebens (pee wee) has been in a bunch of other shit too...

he played a mental patient coke head in cheech & chong's Nice Dreams. He was hilarious!

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

"Happy Birthday Peter Stormare! You will always be" JOHN ABRUZZI "to me". "SAY HI TO JESUS FOR ME JOHN!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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I fondly remember getting trashed Friday night and waking up in time to watch Peewee's Playhouse on Saturday morning. I think it was on around 11 a.m., so perfect programming for the insane partying 20-something.

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

Happy Birthday Tuesday Weld!!

I loved her in Dobis Gillis on Nick at Nite!

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Dick happens! - MK

happy bday diane scarwid..."mommie dearrest" was on soapnet this past sunday...still as funny as ever..."christina! christopher! dammit!"

tom ford looks kinda hot in this picture...

i'm not sure if i believe downtown julie brown is only 45...

happy bday pee wee and happy bday to all the sluts...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...

Pee Wee's Playhouse....classic TV.

Hard to believe Pee Wee is 56.

Happy Barfday to all.

Tom Ford does it for me...too bad I am not his taste...oh well.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

Happy Birfday Cesar and PeeWee!!

happy birthday scarwid
mase where u @????
tom ford u r bald
freee pee wee!!!!!

Happy B-day to all the sluts.

Morning smooches out to Nitty and Dee!

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Happy BD to Diana Scarwid: The perfect Christina Crawford (among a host of other roles).

"I am NOT one of your FANS!!!"

*Mommie Dearest smackdown ensues*

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

Yay, Cesar Milan! Ahh I love that little guy :)

Happy Bday to all :)

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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

man i love tom ford too!

happy birthday to that hot bitch!

Tom's hairline is ridiculous. Shave your head, fool.

Happy Birthday, Cesar!

Remember, I'm not being aggressive, I'm being dominant.

***...watch your back, it's your wife!***

Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 7:07am.
Happy Birthday, Your Mom!! Hope the coming year is everything you want it to be!

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Thanks Nitty, but today's actually my UNbirthday! I was doing a little Pee Wee's Playhouse dialogue and I probably should've put my little dialogue comment in quotes...lol.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Humm... the only one I give a shit about of today´s birthday sluts would be Peter Stormare, happy birthday!

Happy B-day Pee Wee!!

Love, Love, Love Tom Ford
He is one hot bitch
Happy Bday

Mornin' MK.
Mornin Dlisters

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Spicy....Hot...Ginge

Happy Birthday, Your Mom!! Hope the coming year is everything you want it to be!
♥Dee♥ Mah lil' kolache!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

HB to Pee Wee and Peter Stormare!

Diane Scarwid, no wire hangers for your birthday!

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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.

Good Morning everybody and happy B-day to all the sluts

*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*

What's today's magic word, Jambi?

It's "birthday!"

Hey-today's MY birthday...

everybody: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Happy birthday, Paul Reuben...you perv, you!

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Happy Birthday Peter Stormare! You will always be the Nihilist to me.

Moonpie! Me love you long times. ♥

Good morning MK and dlisters ♥

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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Happy Birthday to all the sluts! Glad to see a good looking pic of Tom Ford. Lately, he's been looking haggard in most of his photos! GM ♥MK♥ and Dlisters!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"