The Return Of The Vadge
The Vadge's roided-up vag returned to the stage tonight in all its muscly glory! This 50-year-old woman seriously has a fucking six-pack on her gooch! It's insane! She probably has muscles on her teeth!
Vadge's "Dry & Sour Sticky & Sweet" tour opened up in Cardiff, Walsh tonight. 40,000 vadgeloonies watched as she thrusted her memaw crotch and flexed her veins. I better not joke. This bitch's pussy bone could probably beat the fuck out of me. Shit, if Vadge's pussy bone was in a fight with a tiger, shark and grizzly bear - her pussy bone would win in 10-seconds flat. I don't know how she can hold that microphone without breaking it into a million pieces. It must be made out of Kryptonite.
Anyroidy, Brit Brit's video played during the show as expected. Click here to see that mess. It's nothing we haven't seen before. It's just Brit going crazy in an elevator and then saying "Tt's Britney bitch" at the end. It's probably just from her home movies. Vadge really should have gotten Chrissy Crocker to do this shit instead.
Here's many more pictures of Vadge and her powerful memaw crotch. She also wore some heart-shaped Lolita sunglasses. More like Old-lita. Oh damn! Her memaw crotch is coming for me!
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I have a confession, I'm (roughly) the same age as Vadge, Shazza Stone and Michelle Pfoofer.
And given enough Jim Beam and bong hits, I can just about cough my way through Nutbush City Limits.
She even looks good when she's falling down!
http://www.lacaceleb.hu/kulfoldi/sophia_loren/bigimages/sophia_loren0063...
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
You know who's a hot memaw? Sophia Loren:
http://www.seniorcitizen.com/wp-content/sophialoren.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/sophiaDM2208_468x444.jpg
That is how you do it beechez! 72!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
God, I just ate.
Can this nasty piece of work sing with her legs closed? Oh shit, stupid question, she can't sing at all! Never has had any real talent.
But now she is utterly and completely ugly in face and body and disgusting. I cannot begin to imagine the smell in the first few rows of the audience!
(blowing kisses to stake_spike...good taste in avatars and love your tag line!)
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Oh, not attractive at all. It's good to be toned, and have some toned arms and legs and shit, but you start getting that buff, especially on a woman her age, it looks horrible. Awful, awful, awful Madonna.
Now I really wish that Fat Britney ad was up there so I could look at it against the main pic just for fun!
TWO, count'em TWO hasbeen harlots for the price of one! Free!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
And to think, she's old enough to be someone's grandma.
Even at 50 Madonna still doing the pelvic thrusts the question is do we still want to see it.
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Crotch, crutch, crotch crutch, crunch - was that my hip?
i do heart the madonna
but really wish she'd go complete
retro, and bring back her
street urchin look of the 80's and
do a whole themed concert around it.
that's the time when her music was good.
ho hum.
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 23, 2008 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 23, 2008 - 9:41pm.
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Of course my love.I hear you go pornstar after a coupla' drinks too.;->
New avatar?
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And now I have clicked.
Lemme just say that I can listen to my way better album version of human nature and watch Britney acting like fucked up wannabe for free at home. I would have way more fun like that too because that way - I don't have to look at Madonna at all:)
PS. I really dig it that she din't actually let her sing. She just gets to talk. Haha! She looks like a complete lunatic at the end.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I like her throne though... I want a chair like that with an "I" to sit down and open my memaw crotch.
Wowzers.
Being 50 years old and rubbin up on 20 year odl guys?
My role model!
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LoL @ rolling around on the floor...
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Submitted by Raquin on August 23, 2008 - 10:22pm.
I don't know how things run in your family, but no one over the age of 50 in mine, resemble men.
Madonna looked like a guy even in her twenties.
But she's celebrating the crone, the dark female energy, angel_i
Main pic:
She's sporting the face of Mae West in her later days...desperate to maintain her youth. Not.a.good.look.
Ugh. Stick a fork in her already.
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Her body is so fucking disgusting! She's too muscular and that body wouldn't look good on a 20 year old female, let alone a 50 year old. Her face is even more frightening (if that's possible).
And Britney rolling around in an elevator is pathetic. I'm sure that crazy bitch rolls around her bathroom floor like that on a daily basis.
UGHHH!
Can someone explain the point of Brit Brits vid?
Was I supposed to feel sorry for her because I don't. Human nature is not shaving your head and attacking a car with an umbrella.
That sh-t was better when it was Madonna dressed up as a dominatrix.
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Submitted by cici on August 23, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Any 50 yr old woman that has to do this is definitely lacking some sort of inner uh peace, contentment?
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Yeah...I'm not SO much from the 70s BUT (is this from the Bible or something too?)
To everything - turn, turn, turn
There is a season - turn, turn, turn
And a time for every purpose under heaven
A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep
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For someone who claims to be so spiritually connected I find it very odd that she would choose to World Tour it up like a Maiden when she could be gracefully sliding into Cronehood. Celebrate! It's not a tragedy, ferfucksakes! Be grateful to be heading into something where substance can be accepted and respected - throw away your ho heels and get yourself a book, Madge! (like - to read, you control freak.)
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
*why?
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Not really Ivana. If the media/entertainment gulag sold us shit on a cracker you'd better believe people would line up
I seem to be the ONLY person on this blog who supports Madonna. Yes, she is 50; and yes, she has had some work done. But obviously you people forget that when a woman goes through their change that they slowly stop producing estrogen and produce more testosterone which leads to the more male like features in women in later years.
This tour is going to be GREAT!!!
And all those people who are bitching because someone like Madonna uses marketing to her advantage to make millions of dollars... reconsider what you're complaining about. Because I'm sure you're not raking in more than a couple ten thousands a year, if that.
Oh, and Brit's video? Pathetic. She still looks like an inbred cow. Yawn.
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Of course my love.I hear you go pornstar after a coupla' drinks too.;->
New avatar?
GAH - too muscular! She is f'ing nasty.
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Gimme some sugar!
Submitted by cici on August 23, 2008 - 10:08pm.
This roasted twat LOVES attention, she doesn't care if it's negative she just loves it. She has been making an ass of herself for years it's unlikely she will stop now. I find it funny that she doesn't let her kids watch Television yet she protested the loudest when people didn't want to see her disgusting ass all over the tube. I guess it's ok for our kids to be polluted but God forbid hers are.
Madonna loves being ass-kissed and worshiped, she's an attention whore since she started. She will only stop when people don't buy her concert tickets anymore.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 23, 2008 - 9:37pm.
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 23, 2008 - 9:34pm.
You know who looks A-FUCKING-MAZING for her age Helen Mirren 63 flawless and NOT afraid to age gracefully instead of going the plastic surgery way. Vadge looks like shit next to The Queen
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Yep.I I'd pound her shit GLEEFULLY...And proudly sell the video of it.
Any 50 yr old woman that has to do this is definitely lacking some sort of inner uh peace, contentment? She's got kids, and a husband (?) but she's got to make a colossal ass out of herself in front of thousands of people. Who exactly wants to see a 50 yr old woman acting like a slut?? A 70 yr old man?
I saw her in concert one time.Her first album had just come out...THE ONLY MUSIC SHE EVER MADE THAT WAS WORTH A LISTEN...She was touring the South Florida disco's as a "track act".In other words-the DJ hit play and she sang over the recorded track.The club was BACKSTREET.(Ft.Lauderdale)The cover was 5 dollars.Such a bargain.That would'nt even buy a soda at one of her shows today.Not that I'd pay to see her these days anyway.To balance this out with something nice to say: Nice conditioning & supplement program.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 23, 2008 - 9:33pm.
You know who looks A-FUCKING-MAZING for her age Helen Mirren 63 flawless and NOT afraid to age gracefully inside of going the plastic surgery way. Vadge looks like shit next to The Queen.
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oh HELL yeah, srsly, at 28 I'm jus jellis of Mirren DAMN, the times I've heard guys blink and wonder how it'd be with her, AND looks hot in a bathing suit AND knows how to PICK a bathing suit
You know who looks A-FUCKING-MAZING for her age Helen Mirren 63 flawless and NOT afraid to age gracefully instead of going the plastic surgery way. Vadge looks like shit next to The Queen.
Submitted by Ivana on August 23, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 24, 2008 - 2:28am.
Well don't know if you still live in the 70's and 80's (great music back then)... but Madonna and Britney (despite their personalities) have some good hits, or else they wouldn't be the millionaires they are today.
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not the 70s, but witnessed Brits' rise unforch, and I know former call girls and current trophy wives with more money than these two, so glorified hooking does not "good music" make.
Submitted by letinstar on August 23, 2008 - 9:29pm.
i was just looking at old madonna videos on youtube...(i'm sleepy, alright)...
too much muscle and veins...i bet when she mounts guy, he's gotta be thinking he fucking a dude...
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bet ya his prick points south by now, roid vaginer muscles are a bitch
Submitted by Leatherette on August 24, 2008 - 2:28am.
Well don't know if you still live in the 70's and 80's (great music back then)... but Madonna and Britney (despite their personalities) have some good hits, or else they wouldn't be the millionaires they are today.
i was just looking at old madonna videos on youtube...(i'm sleepy, alright)...
too much muscle and veins...i bet when she mounts guy, he's gotta be thinking he fucking a dude...
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Submitted by Ivana on August 23, 2008 - 9:26pm.
" but they always manage to make great music..."
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u sure yr name ain't Amy Winehouse, cause...
Submitted by Ivana on August 23, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 24, 2008 - 2:20am.
Look at her legs... I know I want legs like that at 50! Arms are too toned, yeah... But the legs are really good. The crotch... Well she's Madonna, she made a fortune out of her crotch and apparently she wants more money lol.
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uh-huh, mmhmm, yup, OK, now about what yer smokin, gimme?
And wait and see... Britney is just like Madonna... not so much vocal abilities but they always manage to make great music and they are are excellent entertainers, and that... makes money.
She is so ridiculous
In the main pic, she looks like she's in the process of crushing a beer can with her ass cheeks. Nasty.
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 23, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Ivana on August 23, 2008 - 9:14pm.
At 50, Madonna's body looks hot, we have to admit it..
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No we don't, hot for an up-and-coming MALE wrestler maybe
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Yeah, dudes. I know women who are older than her and FIT that look hot. It's cool because their faces are so lovely and clean but not stretched...and it doesn't make them ugly! And their bodies are like those of women more than half their age. Not ALIENS who are TWICE their age - you know?
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Ivana on August 23, 2008 - 9:14pm.
about Britney, I liked it because it's a more mature Britney and I do believe that's how her career will be now. I think she will be more of an adult in her videos and become more creative in her videos and music, and not just dance in panties.... Britney has a very powerful next album and return in her sleeve and she knows it, look at her smile in the end.
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can I have some of what yer smokin to go with my drink?
Submitted by Leatherette on August 24, 2008 - 2:20am.
Look at her legs... I know I want legs like that at 50! Arms are too toned, yeah... But the legs are really good. The crotch... Well she's Madonna, she made a fortune out of her crotch and apparently she wants more money lol.
Submitted by Ivana on August 23, 2008 - 9:14pm.
At 50, Madonna's body looks hot, we have to admit it..
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No we don't, hot for an up-and-coming MALE wrestler maybe, but NO, granma needs to put the cooch back in its jockstrap....*SLUUUUUURP* damns drankin & postin's HARD